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  • 2021-08-24如果你余生都被困在一个大型超市会怎么样完全不像要发生灾难的一天 阿诺德将被困在一个大型超市度过余生 你可能会问 为什么 答案就是 只是因为 我就是想把阿诺德困在大型超市里 你可以在这里整天吃糖果 和方块糖 你可以在商场里玩购物车 这里有供你随意使用的商品 娱乐类 运动类 服饰类 甚至药物类 大型超市平均有12万种不同的产品 可以让你无忧无虑度过50年 然而不幸的是 没有电 这些商品中的大部分会在第二天变质 在室温下 商店中所有的牛奶将在 18小时内变质 新鲜的鸡肉 猪肉和牛肉将在一天内变质 蛋糕和点心保存的时间稍长 也许36个小时 如果幸运的话 你可以尝试做些准备 你可以腌制鱼肉并晾干面包 那么保质期将延长几年 但是 嘿 抓紧时间 对了 阿诺德 一周后 蔬菜和水果也会变质 那么你只能改吃谷物了 但是 即使有所准备 也将在十年内耗尽你可以喝的有限饮用水 你可以试着延长时间 使用园艺部的木炭过滤 然后再用银饰清洁 好的 从现在开始 你的日常食物将会是罐头食物 如果包装完好 牛肉可以一直保存下去 腌黄瓜和西红柿可以成为额外的水源 因此 商店中的三吨罐头食品可维持八年 然后 最后剩下的食物来源就 只有…… 很多东西都可以被用于其他目的 例如 你可以用任何一种纸擦屁股 你只需要把它彻底揉皱 然后 使用它 就像我们的祖祖祖奶奶 当你用光现金的时候 只能使用信用卡了
  • 2021-08-24《咱们裸熊》创作者访谈嗨!我叫丹尼尔·钟Hi! My name is Daniel Chong and 我是《我们裸熊》的创作者I’m the creator of We Bare Bears. 重新混音 我的熊爪帽子在哪里?Remix. Where’s my paws hat? 你最喜欢哪只熊?Who is your favourite Bear? 我实在答不上来There is actually no answer to that. 每只熊我都很喜爱I love all the bears equally. 我想他们某种意义上说I think they’re all sort of like 都像是我的孩子my children in a little way. 所以我绝对不会偏爱哪个So I definitely can’t play favorites. 我认为他们都有自己独特古怪之处I think they’re all special and weird in their own way. 所以我无法回答So I can’t answer that. 告诉我们 你还有其他事要我们做的吗Let us know if there’s anything else you want us to do. 不错 你要我们做啥都行Yep. We’re free to do whatever you need. 你最像哪只熊呢?Which Bear are you most like? 坦白说 胖达和我可能是最接近的Honestly, the one who’s probably closest to me is Panda. 你知道吗 我想我本身……You know, I think I’m a little bit more of an introvert 或者说 我想要稍微内向些if I need to be or if I’m myself. 很大程度上来说我和他是一类的So I kind of align with him mostly. 但不同时间和条件下我可以是任何一只熊But I am each bear in different ways at different times. 比如 我要主持节目For example, if I need to run the show, 那我就是大大I’m probably more like Grizzly. 哈哈哈哈哈Ha ha ha ha ha. 啊 那太可爱了Oh, that’s cute. 将来这些熊会发生什么故事呢?What can we expect from the Bears in the future? 那肯定有很多大冒险A lot of really big adventures for sure, 最近我们肯定要专注于we definitely have focused recently on 讲述世界上的很多地方just telling a lot of brick spanning the world and 找到这些熊还可以去哪里旅行seeing like where else the bears can go and travel to. 那我可要期待看到他们新的冒险啦So I would just expect to see a lot of new adventures with them. 行动吧!Let’s do this! 节目中会有什么新的角色吗?Will there be any new characters in the show? 会的 我们要出场好多新角色Yeah. We have a lot of new characters coming up 在后面的剧集中in the future episodes. 我们有一些非常厉害的大名人We have some actually pretty nice big celebrities that 将会来客串小品are be… gonna be coming in and making cameos and 甚至会有人类视角的熊回归even the human versions of the bears will be returning. 所以下一季会特别好玩So it’ll be a really fun upcoming season. 哇哦 太好了 等下 要做啥的?Woohoo. Yeah. Wait, what’s the job? 有没有计划让熊们来亚洲呢?Are there any plans for the Bears to be in Asia? 是的 那当然 我不能剧透Yes, absolutely. I can’t really talk about them right now. 但是我们已经有计划了But we do have plans. 喔呜喔呜 我懂的Ooh, I know what it is. 你会以某个人为原型创作一个角色吗?Can you create a character based on anyone? 有的 我是说这些熊是我们基于很多人Yeah. I mean we basically the bears are pretty much human 进行的某种漫画创作the way that we’ve kind of caricatured them and so 所以许多熊实际上都是有原型的a lot of the bears are actually based on real people, 我自己就在其中myself included. 但是 是的 他们和人是一样的But yeah, it’s… they’re as human as 你知道的 个性很像人you know, the personalities are pretty human. 所以我们可以从任何地方取材So we we can basically take it from anywhere. 当然 哇喔Of course. Woohoo. 胖达最喜欢的K-pop组合是什么?What is Panda’s favourite K-pop group? 胖达可能喜欢许多女团吧Panda probably likes a lot of girl groups. 所以他可能喜欢少女时代So he probably would like Girls’ Generation, 可能喜欢2NE1probably like 2NE1. 他或许会喜欢Blackpink这样的女团He’ll probably like Blackpink a lot, so yeah. 为什么北极熊说的是韩语呢?Why does Ice Bear speak Korean? 我们还不知道怎么解释呢We don’t actually know the answer that yet. 我认为北极熊的过去是很神秘的I think Ice Bear has a lot of mysterious things in his past 我们会慢慢揭开答案and I think we’re slowly gonna start answering 那些事情的起源是哪里呢where those things came from and 当然他为什么说韩语也是其中之一definitely how he speaks Korean is one of them. 你们好(Korean) Ice Bear (Korean). 我是北极熊 你们好 大大最爱吃什么?What is Grizz’s favourite food? 大大什么都吃的Grizz will basically eat anything, 他没有最喜欢什么so he has no favorite food. 我想我们让他吃太多披萨啦I think we have him eating pizza quite a bit. 不过他什么都可以吃 他可是北美洲灰熊But I mean it could be anything. He’s a grizzly bear. 啊哈 味道好极了 哈哈 那是我吃过的最好吃的啦Aha, tastes so good. Haha, that’s the greatest thing I’ve ever eaten. 嗨 伙计们 我叫丹尼尔·钟Hi, guys! My name is Daniel Chong and 我是《我们裸熊》的创作者I’m the creator of We Bare Bears. 非常感谢你们的观看Thank you so much for watching this video and 请多多支持哟for all your support. 看更多有趣视频和游戏For more cool videos and games, 请查看动画网络工作网页check out the Cartoon Network website and 和下方视频详情中我们的油管频道our YouTube channel in the description box below. 记住点击喜欢 订阅Do remember to hit like, subscribe and 并点击通知按钮press the bell button to join the notification squad 获取新鲜有趣视频for new fun videos.
  • 2021-08-24乖宝宝-反乌托邦卡通请支持奥图戴尔市 大家准备好了吗? 很好 奥图戴尔的市民们 你们好 欢迎收看本次PSA 孩子们 看看周围 看看你们的爸爸 他喜欢在辛苦工作一天后翘着腿读报纸 他为这个家提供一切 你们的爸爸 是可爱的 然后 孩子们 看看你们的妈妈 难道不是她每天做好吃的? 她也保持房间清洁 每天晚上睡前给你们读故事听 你们的妈妈 是可爱的 现在 孩子们 看看你们自己 你们年轻 你们有爱 你们贪玩 你们有时可能因为贪玩弄伤膝盖 你们有朋友 你会和朋友们做很多有趣的事 总有一天 孩子们 你们会长大 变得和爸爸妈妈一样 你们会组建自己的家庭 总有一天 你们也会变得可爱 最后 我的小可爱们 往窗外看 那是可爱的邻居们 她很可爱 他很可爱 她很可爱 但是最后 孩子们 不是所有人都是可爱的 有些人是丑恶的 我们不想要丑恶的人 你们想吗? 她很丑恶 他很丑恶 她也很丑恶 我们把这些“丑恶”赶走 所以你们 和你们的朋友 还有你们的邻居们 以及你们的家庭 才能保持可爱 记好了 孩子们 这就是今天PSA的全部内容 奥图戴尔的市民们 孩子们 你们一定要像爸爸妈妈 还有爷爷奶奶一样 时刻抵制丑恶 并保持可爱 (额头字迹)毁容 弱智 聋子 肥胖 沮丧 瘸子 老家伙 离婚 不育 失业(右变态) 瞎子 同性恋 请支持奥图戴尔市 呵 我们开始吧 不要碰我 好吗? 嘿 你明白了吗?
  • 2021-08-24老人和小孩朱尼尔This is Junior. [敲门声][Knock] 孩子的哭声[Baby’s crying] 数年后Years later… 妈妈我想吃烤奶酪三明治 马上给我做一个Mom I want a grilled cheese sandwish, make me one, now! 妈妈?Mom? 孩子: 我去里诺了 再也不回来了 你自己好好过吧 六岁生日快乐 -妈妈Junior: Gone to Reno. Be back never. Have a nice life. -MomPS:Happy 6th Birthday 她离开了?She’s gone? 她离开了!She’s gone! 我可以随心所欲了I can do whatever I want. 好赞Awesome! 哇呜Wow! 到处都变乱了This place is getting messy. 妈妈! 快打扫房间!Mom! Clean this mess up! 噢 好吧 嗯Oh… right… eh… 我得找个人和我一起生活I need to like… live with someone… 那个人得帮我打扫房间someone who will clean up my messes for me. 杰森·江森,尼尔森大街2498号杰瑞·江森的父亲 年龄:68,身高:6英尺2英寸,体重:196磅 出生日期:1945年10月12日 有什么事?What? 你是我爷爷!You’re my grandpa! 是啊You’re right. 什么事?What? 给我做烤奶酪三明治Make me a grilled cheese sandwish. 凭什么?Why? 你是我爷爷啊 你必须听我的You’re my grandpa. You have to do what I say. 我才不会No, I don’t. 你听不听Ya ha!? 我就不听na a! 我现在想住在这儿了 因此你要帮我打扫房间I’m gonna live here now so you can clean up the messes I make. 不会 不会让你进来No, you’re not. 你是我爷爷 你必须帮我打扫房间You’re my grandpa. You have to clean up my messes. 噢Oh… 我的个乖乖My life… 好吧Ok 给我乖乖听着Listen to me as hard as you can. 我不喜欢小孩I don’t like kids. 你不能做我的孙子You can’t be my grandson 因为我从没带过孩子because I never have any kids, 因为我不喜欢孩子because I don’t like kids. 所以 除非你是17岁大的台湾妓女So unless you’re 17-year-old Taiwanese prostitute. 请 滚远些Please… take a hike. 我找到了你想要的I got that thing you wanted. 你进来吧You may come in. 你的卧室在这边 我的爱The boudoir is this way my lady. 我猜你想要我说I suppose you want me to say, “我一直爱你”“Me love you long time.” 是啊 非常想Yes, very much so. 哈 男人都一样Oh… they always do. 你! 去坐在沙发上看电视You! Go sit on the couch and watch TV. 我待会再来收拾你I’ll deal with you later. 不准偷听我们And don’t bug us. 你个老顽童You’re brat sticks. 你像个老头一样臭You stinks like an old man. 很好 可以的Yeah… ok… 两周后Two weeks later… 哇 你还在这?Wow… you’re still here? 就是Duh 态度不错Nice attitude! 嘿!你一直从我的冰箱里拿食物吃吗?Hey! Have you been eating food out of my fridge? 额 是啊 我打算吃Well… yeah… I gotta eat but face… 嗯 你看Ok… look 你烂在这里两周了You crashed here for two weeks. 现在 你该滚出我的房子Now it’s time for you to hit the road. 给我做烤奶酪三明治Make me a grilled cheese sandwish! 哦 是啊Oh… yeah… 还没忘That’s not getting old. 我不是你的爷爷!I am not your grandfather! 滚出我的房子!Get out of my house! 我找到了一个愚蠢的相册I found a stupid photo album. 在这个丑陋的相片里的这个辣眼的孩子是谁?Who’s this ugly kid in this ugly picture? 不认识I don’t know. 和我住的小屁孩Some annoying brat who was living with me. 这照片是三十年前照的That picture was taken like 30 years ago. 你知道什么? 什么都没变!And you know what? Nothing’s changed! 以前就有一个烦人的孩子粘着我 现在又有一个烦人的孩子粘着我There was an annoying brat living with me then and there is an annoying brat living with me now. 我的三明治在哪?Where is my sandwish? 我没打算给你做三明治I’m not making you a sandwish. 生活中人们甚至偷我的钱All my life people even mooching off me. 每个和我上床的女孩都偷我的钱 我还是会忘记把钱包放到不同的抽屉里Every girl I’ve ever had sex with a stolen cash out of my wallet. Yet I can’t remember to put it in a different drawer. 我做了一份工作 我讨厌为别人挣钱I work at a job I hate to make money for other people. 但是不曾有人说过感谢And nobody ever gives me any thanks. 现在我老了 只想上亚洲的妓女Now I’m an old man just wants to bang Asian hookers. 然而我还是得不到安宁And I still can’t get any peace. 你知道吗You know what? 你和你爸一样You’re just like your dad! 他欠抽 你也欠抽He was a pain in the ass and you’re a pain in the ass. 闭嘴! 你个傻逼Shut up! You’re stupid! 不 你才傻No, you’re stupid. 你是傻逼You’re stupid. 你是傻逼You’re stupid. 你是傻逼You’re stupid. 等等Wait a minute. 你知道吗You know what? 你不像你爸爸You’re not like your dad. 不像No. 这很怪诶It’s weird. 你You… 你可能 额 是其他人的You might be…eh… someone else. 但是我不记得是谁了But I can’t remember who. 是吗I do? 你不像你爸爸的You’re not like your dad was… 告诉你吧 你爸爸Let me tell you… your dad… 他……他是 一个娘炮ha… he was… just such a faggot. 每天都无故抱怨Everyday was belly aching. 真的?Really? 噢 是的 太是了Oh… yeah… total was. 爸比爸比 我膝盖受伤了Daddy daddy, I scraped my knee. 哈hhhhhhhaa~ 所以你爸现在在做什么?So what’s your dad doing these days? 等等 不Wait… no… 让我猜猜Let me guess. 当专业卫生棉试验员?Professional tampon tester? 他死了He’s dead. 哇呜 好逊Wow… that’s sucks 他怎么死的?How did he die? 他上吊自杀了He hanged himself. 噢 小子Oh… man… 这是他的风格That is just… so… something he’d do. 他一直都是个娘炮He was always a pansy. 做什么事都像个怨妇Just whining about everything. 爸比 我摔断了我的胳膊Daddy I broke my arm. 爸比 我的衣柜闹鬼Daddy my closet is literally haunted. 爸比 你冷落我了Daddy you’re being emotionally distant. 呜呜呜Puuuu~ 你会抱怨这些事不?Would you ever complain about something like that? 你觉得我看起来像个女孩吗?Do I look like a girl to you? 不觉得 你像个小男人No, you look like a little man. 小男人! 噢! 对!Little man! Oh! Right! 你知道吗?You know what? 一个烤奶酪三明治已经准备好了!One grilled cheese sandwiah coming up! 耶Yeah~ 这听起来有点奇怪 但 额This might sound a little weird…but…eh… 你觉不觉得你Do you think you… 我不确定 可能 你喜欢听睡前故事?I don’t know… maybe… like to hear a bedtime story? 哈洛伦离开了 你自己做的挺好了 小家伙Halloran left, you’re doing fine all by yourself, little man. 我不知道它是一只粉色的鲸鱼还是鲑鱼 但I don’t know it’s a pink whale or a trout but it’ll do. 它会好好的it’ll do just fine. 他把手搁在丹尼的肩上 丹尼慢慢拉动鱼竿He put an arm around Danny’s shoulder and boy reeled the fish in little by little. 他坐在丹尼的旁边 他们三个一起坐在码头享受着午后的阳光When he set down on Denny’s other side, the three of them sat on the end of dock in the afternoon sun. 剧终The end. 我喜欢这个故事 爷爷I like that story grandpa. 诶 我也一样 孩子 我也一样Eh… me, too… kid… me, too. 噢 额 顺带一提 离那柜子远点Oh… eh… by the way, stay away from that closet. 给我做一个烤奶酪三明治Make me a grilled cheese sandwish. 噢 小子 你好烦Oh… man, that is so annoying.
  • 2021-08-24钢铁侠大战绿巨人斯塔克 我们就位了Stark, we are in position. 如果被攻击了就开始行动If we get the shot, we are taking it. 我在去的路上 继续说I am going there. Keep talking. 先生 你可以跟班纳谈谈吗Jarvis: Sir, could you wish to talk to Banner? 你能告诉我什么时候吗?Could you tell which time? 班纳 不要逼我们Banner, don’t make us do this. 该死 斯塔克 我必须在两分钟内重启Ross:” Dammit! Stark we’re recalibrating in two mimutes.” 我一分钟也等不了了Stark: I don’t have two minutes. 结束 启动方舟反应炉Over! Dump the arc. 等等等等等一下Wait wait wait wait wait 继续Keep going. 你完了Got you. 喔 不Ah, oh. 总体上没问题Overall can kills 开始攻击Struck you. 毁掉陷阱Ruin trap. [呼吸声]都结束了It’s done. 网络连接上了Ross:” We’re back online…” 我们离这里很远We are land off from here.
  • 2021-08-24再生礼物林林艺术设计学院出品Ringling College of Art & Design presents [音乐][Music] [孩子嬉戏声][Children frolicking] [音乐][Music] 嘿 我觉得这个礼物适合你Hey, I guess it will be you. 谢谢你Thank you. 噢 不 你不该买给我…Oh, no, you shouldn’t have. 再生礼物RE-GIFTED 哇Wow. 噢 好俗气啊Oh, it’s so gaudy. 噢 或许莎拉会喜欢它的Oh, maybe Sarah will like it. 这不是我装饰的礼物This is not the gift I decor. 中计了 放在杂物堆吧Shenaniganed, put on a shelter. 二手店Thrift store [雨声][Raining heavily] [碎裂声][Smash] [音乐盒的美妙音乐][Beautiful music of Music box]
  • 2021-08-24大人们的发型
  • 2021-08-24奥斯卡提名3D卡通《甜蜜的茧》[This Film Has No Audio Dialogue]
  • 2021-08-24机械时代的人类审判我一直希望成为英雄 芸芸众生总是被遗忘I always wanted to be somebody Somebody people 我也是如此would remember That’s how I got out 你向我隐瞒了事实 我的朋友、家人 全都离我而去It consumed me My friends and family They’re all gone. 他们当然无法理解 说我就是个街头上的混混They didn’t understand Say your every day street stuff 一朝走错 就不可挽回 还有一个办法能挽回Once you start There is no going back There is only one 他们叫他“供货商” 无名way to get it They call him the Supplier No name No 无联系号码只有接头的时间和地点 没人可以找到他number Just a time and a place No one can get through 只有他找到你 说他一直远远观察着你He kinda finds you They say he watches you from afar To 判断你是否合格 或者更有价值see if you’re fit Or even worthy Imagine that? 敢想象吗? 他们把这东西叫做MechThey call it Mech “供货商”说我用的量早就The supplier said with how much I’ve 因该置我于死地taken it should’ve killed me a long time ago 但我挺过来了 我用得越多 它也改变了我越多But I’ve passed the threshold The more I used The 我感到more it changed me I felt Bigger than life itself Better 比生命本身更强大的存在 更出色 更强壮 我何必要停用呢 但后来我感到有Stronger Why would I stop But then I could feel something 什么东西 在我体内生长 我当时注意到时是这个样子Growing inside of me And that’s when I saw it 他说不用担心He told me not to worry It’s just a small 这只是一些正常的体内反应 但是这东西在体内蔓延side effect But it keeps spreading And it won’t stop 停不下来这可不是我想要的This isn’t what I signed up for I don’t 我也不知道我脑子里疯狂的想法know if it’s the Mech messing with my head 从何而来 但我敢肯定我被跟踪了But I swear I’m being followed Last thing he said to 他最后告诉我的一件事 就是他们知道我已经突破了临界值要当心me was They know you’ve passed the threshold Be careful They 他们冲你来了 两星期前 “供货商”消失了现在‘ll be coming for you And two weeks ago Supplier vanished 这东西根本不会停止生长Now it won’t stop growing 我成了什么东西? 这东西根本不会停下来What have I become Will it ever stop The Supplier is “供货商”是我唯一的线索my only link He knows who made the Mech I have 他知道是谁制造的Mech 所以我必须找到他to find him Before there is nothing left of me 在我还是我之前 “供货商”在哪?!!Where is the Supplier? 如我所料你果然突破了临界值 你不是I see you’ve passed the threshold You’re not the only one
  • 2021-08-24HISHE的《神奇女侠》影评大家好呀!最近怎么样?我刚看了《神奇女侠》而回家之后我一直在想Hey Everyone! How’s it going? I just saw Wonder Woman and I got back and thought, “Man! “伙计!我们得再做个影评!”说这话你认真的吗?两个影评?这么快?we gots to another review! What’s this you say? Two reviews? So close together? 这不正常!你发生了什么事?你不是一般That’s not normal! What happened to you? Didn’t you used to 会做“HISHE”吗?是的make how it should have ended videos?YES 实际上我做“HISHE ”已经长达十二年之久了……I’ve been making how it should have ended videos for 12 years actually… 到现在我也一直如此I haven’t stopped now. 但是 无论如何到最后我都将更新你的观点but anyway I’ll update you on that 因为女士优先!兄弟!stuff at the end, because it’s a ladies first! Homey! And you’re not here to 你来这不是为了让我讲自己的破事儿你想讨论的是神奇女侠listen let me talk about my stuff you want to talk about Wonder Woman. 所以你们怎么看这部电影?so what do you say? 我们开始吧!Let’s get to it! 神奇女女女女女女女侠!WONDERWOmaaaAAAAAAAN! 她将能释放你心中的暴力!She’s gonna punch the violence out of you! 神奇女女女女女女女侠!Wonder WOOOMAAAAAAAAAN! 而柯克舰长是她的新男友……and Captain Kirk is her new boo… 好吧all right 《神奇女侠》!一部我们都很期待的电影 但同样预料到会充斥着Wonder Woman! The movie we were all looking forward to but also expected to 自暴自弃 激烈交火以及令人沮丧的尴尬死亡self-implode and burst into flames and squeal a depressing embarrassing death 拜前几任神奇女侠所赐 我们已经见识过交叉手臂的because we had crossed our arms long ago with all this previous Wonder Woman 愚蠢主意 也曾经对这个角色失去信心silly business and started to lose faith in this character ever having her own 直到她的独立电影最后出现在这儿!你猜怎么着?movie is finally here! And guess what? 它!不是!烂片!it doesn’t sunk 事实上它棒极了It is awesome actually DC终于发行了我们一直期待的《神奇女侠》DC finally delivers the Wonder Woman you’ve been hoping for 由派蒂·杰金斯执导 由这三个哥们儿编剧……呵directed by Patty Jenkins and written by these three dudes… huh 太棒了 你们几个It is so good, you guys. 重要的节拍把握的非常好如果你想要一个经久不衰的起源故事It hits so many important beats. If you wanted a timeless origin story 在这部电影里你找得到You got it. 如果你想感到兴奋从而期待《正义联盟》的神奇女侠If you wanted something that makes you excited for Wonder Woman in the Justice League… 你也会的You got it. 如果你想看到一个让世界敬仰的强大女性榜样……If you wanted a strong female role model for the world to look up to… 你找的到!You Got It! 如果你想要一系列很棒的的打斗动作If you wanted awesome sweet action sequences… 你得到它了!You Got It! 如果你想要一部带来好消息的电影 你得到了!If you wanted a movie that has a great message…You Got It! 我太兴奋了 抱歉Imma gettin’ really excited. Sorry. 这是一部近乎完美的超级英雄电影 而我很不情愿地This is almost a perfect superhero film and I hesitate 使用“几乎”这个词 只是因为尽管我个人非常欣赏saying the word almost only because even though I really appreciated everything 电影里的每一句话和每一个动作 但我只希望结局再好一些that was said and done this film there are some things at the end that I would 但对于一个靠做”HISHE”为生的人来说just wanted a little bit more but coming from a guy that makes how it should have 我怀疑于这部电影呈现出的巨大惊喜 所以我的短评是ended videos for living I doubt that comes as much of a surprise so my short 猜猜看 去享受吧!review is guess what. go check it out! 《神奇女侠》是一部经典 好看并令人敬畏的电影!Wonder Woman is classic and beautiful and awesome! 盖尔·加朵……Gal Gadot… 你们是这么读的吗?Is that how you saying? 盖尔?盖尔·加朵Gadot? Gal Gadot. 反正我是那么念的!that’s what I said! 她完全拥有我的选票 而说实话我以为我不会喜欢她she completely has my vote and honestly I didn’t think I would 在她刚被选为女主角的时候 嗯我的意思是尽管她很火辣like her when she was first cast I thought yeah I mean she’s hot and she 而且她看起来很像神奇女侠 但是她太苗条了!我的意思是kind of looks like Wonder Woman but she’s so skinny! I mean shouldn’t 难道神奇女侠不应该是……具有肌肉感的吗?Wonder Woman like have… muscle tone? 像亚马逊人?但是盖尔·加朵在这部电影里的出场like an Amazon? and Gal G adot shows up in this 就像 “坐下 你根本不了解我!” 咔啪!通过这部电影中炫酷的打斗场面movie and she’s like “Sit Down! You don’t know me!” Kaplow! there’s all this cool fight 直接把我征服了她太棒了choreography and she straight puts me in my place. she’s awesome. 盖尔·加朵饰演的神奇女侠已经来了Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman has arrived 并提高了我对其他正义联盟成员的期待and she has raised the bar that the rest of the Justice League 因为实话说《神奇女侠》这部电影已经优秀到will have to live up to in my opinion because in all honesty Wonder Woman is 到不需要《正义联盟》来增色而《正义联盟》需要它来铺路good enough that it doesn’t need the Justice League tie in. The tie in is there 但这部电影也没有过分明显的向《正义联盟》的过渡成分but there wasn’t an overly obvious handoff to the Justice League and I 我很喜欢这一点 这里没有什么幕后彩蛋 华纳兄弟就像really like that. There isn’t an after credit scene. Warner Brothers is like, 别指望我们会这么做!STOP EXPECTING THIS FROM US! 她才不需要这种令人厌烦的彩蛋!She don’t need no stinking after credit scene! 因此我的快评就是:我喜欢它!去亲身体验吧!So my quick review is: I enjoyed it! Go check it out! 但是如果你想讨论更多的细节 那就让我们谈论下剧透But if you want to talk more details then lets talk spoilers. 剧透警告SPOILER WARNING 剧透警告SPOILER WARNING 我难以置信的是克里斯·派恩在最后竟成为了绿灯侠!I can’t believe Chris Pine becomes Green Lantern at the end! 这是不是很棒?!我开玩笑的 对不起实际这并没有发生How awesome was that?! I’m kidding that doesn’t happen sorry 神奇女侠变成了绿灯侠!我开玩笑的啦!她死了……Wonder Woman becomes Green Lantern. I’m kidding! she dies… 不 这……好吧 不管发生什么 要剧透了No that’s… okay whatever. spoilers ahead people 你觉得背景故事怎么样?what do you think of the backstory? 我很喜欢 在天堂岛长大爱好舞刀弄枪的小戴安娜真是太可爱了I enjoyed it duh. Little Diana’s growing up on Themyscira all cute 她在一群强壮的女战士周围长大with a desire to punch things. she’s surrounded by all these strong female 她的母亲说“不戴安娜 你不能成为一个战士 那太危险了”warriors. Her Mother’s like, “no Diana you will not be a fighter it’s too dangerous!” 然后立刻小声告诉他的妹妹and then immediately whispers into her sister’s ear, “Train her harder “严格地训练她 比之前的任何人都要严格!”than anyone has ever been trained before ever!” 她的妹妹说 “啊没错这就是斯巴达!”And her sister’s like “Aw yeah this is Sparta!” 咔啪!我觉得这很酷它恰当地建立了戴安娜的形象Kaplow! I thought that was cool and it really sets up who diana is and where 并清楚地解释了她的由来she comes from very well. 你觉得克里斯·佩恩怎么样?what do you think about Chris Pine? 我认为选择他饰演史蒂夫·特雷弗是一个很好的选择 虽然我觉得他的德国腔调有点怪怪的I thought he was a good choice for Steve Trevor. I thought him speaking in a German accent was kind of weird. 但是他有很多有趣的地方 我喜欢他被真言之锁套住时But he has a lot of funny parts I love how they portrayed the lasso of 痛苦地抵抗 而在外面的世界时某种意义上他是戴安娜的导游truth being painful to resist. He’s Diana’s tour guide to the outside 他们共度了许多有趣的时光 但从并不好笑的一面来讲world in a way so they share a lot of funny bits but on the non comical side 我认为他与戴安娜的关系发展得很出色I thought they developed the relationship with him and diana pretty 他们的关系进展得很快以至于电影里的关系well. Their relationship moves kind of fast but most movie relationships do 你认为辅助演员阵容怎么样?what do you think about the supporting cast? 里面有很多为人熟知的老演员there are a lot of sidekick characters 在电影里他们像史蒂夫·特雷弗的秘书一样作为喜剧担当in this movie they often act only as comic relief like Steve Trevor’s 还包括在战争中格格不入的团队?这样形容合适吗?secretary but there’s also his team of war misfits? Is that’s the proper 冲突小分队?他们给我的感觉就是这样 他们总是挣扎着忍受着他们当下的日子description? war misfits? that’s what they feel like. they all have struggles and 但是戴安娜给了他们每个人生活的目标accepted their current way of life but Diana sort of gives each one of them a 这太棒了 神奇女侠鼓励每一个sense of purpose which is pretty cool Wonder Woman encourages everyone she 与她交谈过的甚至是那个卖冰淇淋的人 “你应该自豪!” 我喜欢这个玩笑talked to do even the ice cream guy! You should be so proud! I liked that joke a lot. 你感觉片中的反派角色们怎么样?What did you think about the villians? 有两个像恶魔一样的角色让这部电影变得很有趣so there’s like two evils at play in this movie which made it interesting. 史蒂夫·特雷弗对抗的人类的恶魔是the evil of humanity that Steve Trevor is 由德国人和毒药博士所代表的战争 而鲁登道夫则是fighting is represented by the Germans with doctor poison and Ludendorff while 神奇女侠正在寻找的更大的罪魁祸首 战争之神阿瑞斯Wonder Woman is looking to defeat an even bigger evil the God of War Ares 她相信她能通过杀死他来结束所有的战争 当她有这个想法的时候she believes wholeheartedly that she can end all war by killing him and this adds 这给神奇女侠一个有趣的动力a really interesting dynamic when she has to face the idea that all mankind 所有的人类本质上都有弱点 在这三个反派中我想说阿瑞斯是is ultimately flawed. O f the three big villains I’d say that Ares was the most 最让人失望 我甚至怀疑这个选角是否是个好的选择disappointing and I’d even question if the casting of that role was the right choice. 当大卫·休里斯做恶的时候While David Thewlis does sinister pretty 额……他对我来说真的不像一个“神”的样子well… he doesn’t really come off as “godlike” to me 而最后的决战真的很难让人为他的角色买账and it was really tough to buy him in the role of Arres once the final battle 甚至用的是假的盔甲和肌肉 对我来说got underway even with all the fake armor and muscles to me he was far more 他离这个神的角色太远 更别提戴安娜比不上他了effective as the ghost-like figure that Diana couldn’t reach through the window 但他让自己变成了穿着盔甲的指环王but he transforms into this Lord of the Rings looking armor and it turns into 通过给彼此最凶猛的招式变成了普通的战斗the usual who can hit each other the hardest fight sequence. In a lot of ways 在很多方面 这场战斗的最高潮并不能使我印象深刻 但是它有存在的意义the climactic battle scene was the least impressive part to me but it had its merits. 当神奇女侠看着毒博士的双眼时她不得不接受Wonder Woman had to come to terms with 那个诞生自她故乡的观点 人类或许不是总是值得被拯救的the idea that humans might not always deserve to be saved which was driven 人类中的大多数都是脆弱的 我们也许并不值得被拯救home when she stared down dr. Poison at our most vulnerable. Maybe we don’t 但神奇女侠认为我们应该被拯救deserve to be saved but Wonder Woman believes that we should be saved. 我发现高潮里最有趣的一幕是史蒂夫对戴安娜说再见One of the scenes from the climax I found most interesting was Steve’s goodbye moment 而你在那里听不到他们在说什么的时刻 然后他就登上了飞机with Diana where you can’t hear what’s being said. He gets on the plane and 牺牲自己以阻止气体爆炸为目标 但这并不是有趣的地方sacrifices themselves to stop the gas from reaching its target but that’s not 有趣的地方是我们不知道他们实际说了什么the interesting part. What’s interesting is we don’t know the words that were 因为这个声音被爆炸声掩盖住了actually said because the sound is dampened from the explosion blast. 然后 当戴安娜和阿瑞斯战斗的时候 她再次想到了永别的那个时刻then when diana is fighting Arres she thinks of the goodbyes a second time 只是这次我们可以听到他们之间说了什么 而这句话就是only this time we actually hear the words they are saying. And the words are her 她尖叫 “我能行 不管什么我都能做到!” 而他说 “不”screaming “I can do it! Whatever it is I can do it!” and he says” no I can save today” “我来拯救今天,你去拯救世界!我爱你!”“You can save the world! I love you you!” 有人认为这就是他们在那一幕里真正说的You are meant to think this is what actually 但我觉得她从来没有听到真正的那句话was said in that scene. But I think really she never heard the real words 而我们听到的这场对话其实是她相信的一切and the dialogue we hear is what she believes was said. 在电影中 戴安娜说了很多次Diana says a couple times in the movie “重要的是你相信什么”“what matters is what you believe” 而她相信 爱就是答案and she believes that love is the answer. 也就是这个给了她战斗的力量And that’s what gives her the strength to fight on. And I kind of think 我想这就是重点坦言 这部电影一枝独秀的原因就是that’s the point. Honestly more than anything this movie worked so well 他们名副其实地诠释了神奇女侠这个角色because they really got the character of Wonder Woman so right. 她是善良 热情和力量的完美结合she’s the perfect amount of good and passion and power 而这也是我们一直想看到的that we’ve always wanted to see so even 即使这儿那儿会有一连串的瑕疵with a cheesy line here and there, 但神奇女侠这个角色本身成为了可圈可点的卖点Wonder Woman completely sells the rest of this movie 她的道德罗盘就是我们想在自己和每一个人身上看到的A nd her moral compass is exactly what we want to see in ourselves and in 当我们看到一个如此具有力量和信念的人every human. so seeing someone with such strength and 我们倍受鼓舞!这才是重点 在电影里史蒂夫告诉她conviction is inspiring! And that was the point. Steve tells her in the film “你可以无动于衷 也可以做一些事 而我已经尝试过熟视无睹的感受了”you can do nothing or something and I’ve already tried nothing. 这样的场景在电影中出现过多次 当人们面对战争深陷绝望而置若罔闻的时候there are several scenes in this film where often people are choosing to do nothing when the 我认为戴安娜从来没有尝试过什么都不做world is at war and in despair I don’t think Diana has ever tried nothing she 她生来就有要做些什么的渴望 甚至从一开始was created with the desire to do something from the very beginning even 只是一个小女孩的时候 她已然信念坚定when she was a little girl she was determined. 这就告诉观众们 在目睹了世界中的很多伤害以后and that speaks to an audience that has witnessed a lot of hurt in the real world right now. 我们无能为力地希望一个英雄想做些什么 并让我们受其引领We desperately want a hero that wants to do something about it and we’ll lead the charge 她是并不是不情愿的 她是坚定不移的she isn’t reluctant she’s unwavering she 她指出什么是糟糕的并立刻去修复它points out what is broken and immediately goes to fix it. I think this 我认为这部电影非常成功 因为在内心深处movie works so well because deep down 我们都希望神奇女侠是真的存在的we all want Wonder Woman to be real. 而这不就是一部超级英雄电影该有的样子吗?And isn’t that what a superhero movie is supposed to be all about? 好的这只是我对《神奇女侠》的观点我希望你们享受这个ok those are my thoughts on Wonder Woman as always I hope you enjoyed them and I hope you 也希望你们一样喜欢这部电影 请让我知道你们对这个电影的看法enjoyed the film as well. Please let me know what you thought of the movie in 在本视频下方的评论区 我喜欢读你最喜欢的部分是什么the comments below cuz I love getting to read what your favorite parts were as 还有这期视频该怎样结束呢 如果你对for other how it should have ended news if you’re curious about what’s 我的世界发生什么感到好奇 我要当爸爸了!这大声说出来可真有点怪异going on in my world. I’m going to be a daddy! Which is really weird to say out loud. 所以我猜我只要说“我是迈瑞·珀喷斯!”so I guess I’ll just say, “I’m Mary Poppins y’all!” 所以 现在这对我来说是一个巨大的挑战So that’s kind of a big deal for me right now 但如果这个新闻丝毫没有让你感到兴奋的话but if that news doesn’t excite you in the least you might be more interested in knowing 你也许会更有兴趣知道其他的宝宝about these other little babies we’ve 我们也为你制作了《乐高蝙蝠侠》《海洋奇缘》《金刚》been making for you as well lego batman, moana, kong. so those are 所以不久后这些就会到来 希望你会享受这些正在茁壮成长的东西coming out real soon hope you will enjoy them those were also in development 如果你们对即将上映的《银河护卫队》感兴趣的话before guardians of galaxy hit theaters in case you were curious about that the 那么这部电影显然也会在制作表中 而我已经知道guardians is also obviously on the list too and I already know what I want to 我想为《神奇女侠》做什么了 所以它被放到清单上了make with Wonder Woman so just toss that on the list as well. 但我仍为我们比正常标准的拖延感到抱歉But I do apologize that things have been a bit slow by our usual standards I know you 我知道你们迫切等待我会怎样制作guys have been waiting for knew how it should have ended but I’ve got to put 但我把家庭放在第一位 而且卡通的片绘制是一个缓慢的过程family first and animation is a slow process so sometimes 所以有些时候有些事情需要一点时间 我希望你们会理解things got to take a little time. I hope you guys understand. 好了现在就讲到这里alright that’s all for now 非常感谢你们的观看 我对此怀抱感激thank you guys so much for watching I really appreciate it 确定订阅关注我们的Twitter和Instagram并观看更多视频be sure to subscribe follow us on Twitter and Instagram and watch some 我希望下期能与你重逢!保重more videos and I hope to see you on the next one! take care guys 拜拜!Bye! 每个人you
  • 2021-08-24俄勒冈州旅行
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  • 2021-08-24动画师与动画故事十年前的今天 我发布了一个作品 开启了我作为一个YouTube动画师的冒险生涯Ten years ago today, I released the amination that would lead my adventural career as a YouTube animator. 为了纪念这个时刻 我决定分享关于它的故事To commemorate this occasion I have decided to share its story. 说起来还挺有戏剧性的It’s actually quite dramatic. 2005年 我进入高三 在家学习时第一次使用了一个网络远程教学程序In 2005, I entered my junior year of high school and for the first time I was homeschooled through an online distance education program. 那时我们家五个人共用一台电脑 我能上网的时间不多Until that point, the five people in my family shared one computer, giving me limited access. 但自从我加入这个网上学校 我的学校给了我一台笔记本电脑――我的第一台笔记本电脑But since I was enrolled in this online school, the school provided me with a laptop; my first laptop ever. 这让我能自由地尝试制作动画This gave me the freedom to experiment with animation as much as I wanted. 在我11岁时 有一段时间我在试验制作像素动画Back when I was 11, I had a phase where I experimented with pixel animations, 但当我发现一个叫Macromedia Flash的多功能动画程序时 我知道我必须重新开始but when I found out about a versatile animation program called Macromedia Flash, I had to get back into it. 后来我发现了一个可以投稿的网站――NewgroundsI discovered a website where I could submit my animations to, called Newgrounds. 这个网站最棒的地方在于所有动画都直接呈现在首页The amazing thing about this website is that all animations go directly to the front page 并且可以让所有访问的人评论 从而决定作品是否值得留在首页and get reviewed by anyone who visits, to determine if it deserves to stay on the front page. 我制作的第一个完整的Flash动画叫做“粉红军队”The first full-length Flash animation that I made was called “Pink Army”, 其中有一个小橙人在和一支小粉人军队作战and involved an orange stick figure fighting an army of pink stick figures. 我把它上传到Newgrounds上 反响不错I posted it on Newgrounds and it did alright. 为此我喜出望外 并乘胜追击It didn’t get a bad score, which I was happy about, so I claimed my victory and moved on. 有一天 我灵光一闪 想要制作一个关于火柴小人在被创造的程序中 反抗它的创造者的动画One day, I got inspiration to make a short animation about a stick figure that fights with its creator in the animation program itself. 我是怎么产生这个想法的呢How did I get this idea? 事实上这个想法是众多灵感来源的合集I can actually attribute many sources of inspiration to this idea. 作为“兔八哥”的忠实粉丝 动画短片“达菲鸭”真的很吸引我Being a long time fan of Looney Tunes, the animated short “Duck Amuck” really appealed to me, 还有“阿罗和紫色蜡笔”的故事as well as the story of “Harold and the Purple Crayon”. 我也在网上看了一些Flash动画和游戏 让我有了最终的灵感并产生了这个想法I had also seen some Flash animations and games online that gave me the final spark to come up with the idea. 终于我的想法在2006年6月3号完成 前后花了将近三个月的时间It took me about three months to finish, and on Saturday June 3rd, 2006, 我将它上传至Newgrounds 激动地期待着它的成绩I uploaded it to Newgrounds.com, excited to see how it would do. 第二天早上 我发现我在全天榜排名第二The next morning, I discovered that I had gotten second place for the whole day! 我兴奋极了 我以为差不多该结束了 然而一切才刚刚开始I was so excited. I thought that was the end of it, but it was only the beginning. 很快我在AOL上收到各种各样的信息 网站所有者们想让我的动画在他们的网站上做主打I started getting all kinds of messages on AOL Instant Messenger, from website owners that wanted to host my animation on their website. 我还收到很多邮件I also got e-mails. Lots of e-mails. 有一个人愿意付我75美元 只要我签署一份合同 给他们网站独家播放我的作品的权利One guy offered to pay me $75 to host my animation on their site as long as I sign a contract to give them exclusive rights to the animation. 我制作动画纯属娱乐 却能让我赚到真金白银 这引起了我的注意The idea of getting paid actual money, for animation that I made just for fun, got my attention, 特别是因为当时我还不曾有过工作 而且出生于一个生活拮据的家庭especially since I had never had a job up to that point, and also grew up in a family that was financially struggling. 我打印了合同 签了名 扫描好I printed out the contract, signed and scanned it, 当我打算回复那封邮件时 我看到就在它下方的另一封邮件上写着:and as I was about to reply to the e-mail, I saw another one right underneath it that said: 不要签署任何关于你的动画的东西“Don’t sign anything regarding your Flash.” 寄件人是史蒂夫 一个非常流行的Flash动画网站AlbinoBlackSheep的所有者It was from Steve, the owner of AlbinoBlackSheep, a very popular Flash animation web site at the time. 我将以75美元的价格出售我动画事业的未来 但看了他的邮件后 我收了手I was about to sell the future of my animation career for $75, but I read his email and ended up not doing it. 如果我真那么做了 我将不能在其他地方发布我的作品《动画师vs动画》If I had done it, I wouldn’t have been allowed to post Animator vs. Animation anywhere else, 除了那75美元 也不能再通过这部作品赚钱or make any money from it, besides the $75 that he paid me. 所以 他及时救了我So he saved me in the nick of time. 后来 另一个十分流行的网站“eBaum’s World”在他们每周“最好的网络”帖子中发布了我的动画Later, another very popular website called eBaum’s World posted my animation on their weekly “Best of the Web” post. “eBaum’s World”因为在未经允许的情况下从网上窃取图片和视频而声名狼藉eBaum’s World was infamous for taking images and videos from the internet without permission, 他们总在图片或视频的边角加水印“由 eBaum’s World 主办”and stamping “hosted on ebaumsworld” in the corner of each image or video, 以牺牲内容创作者为代价at the cost of content creators. 包括史蒂夫在内的很多人都认为利用我的动画来对抗“ eBaum’s World ”是一个完美的方式many people including Steve saw my animation as the perfect way to fight back against eBaum’s World, 以我的动画为证 诉诸法律与其斗争using my animation as evidence in a legal campaign against them. “ eBaum’s World ”发现这件事后 便来联系我了eBaum’s World found out about this and started messaging me. 那时 我主要关心的是拿回属于我的报酬 并对我的作品保留版权At the time, my main concern was getting paid for my work, and keeping rights to my animation. 所以当“ eBaum’s World ”向我的作品支付250美元时 我收下了So when eBaum’s World offered me $250 to pay me for my animation, I took it. 然后他们强迫我给他们做一个简短的证明 以恢复他们被玷污的形象Then they pressured me into giving them a short testimonial, to restore their tainted image. 那件事把所有事情都搞砸了 史蒂夫觉得我背叛了他That set the whole thing on fire, and Steve felt very betrayed by me. 看着消息记录里我和“ eBaum’s World ”的对话 我感到难堪Looking at the instant messager conversations with eBaum’s from back then makes me cringe. 我就像一条小狗 他们就像对待小狗一样给我一些甜头I was basically a puppy, and they were leading me with puppy treats. 他们让我参加他们的月度竞赛 说我赢了 将得到1000美元They entered me into their monthly contest and told me that I’d won, and would receive $1,000. 但如果我还想从他们网站上撤走我的作品 我将什么都得不到But if I still wanted them to pull my animation off the website, I wouldn’t receive any of it. 他们甚至提出让我建立自己的网站They even offered to make me my own website. 但在和史蒂夫谈过之后 我决定返还那250美元But after talking to Steve I decided to give them back the $250, 并正式要求他们删除动画和证明and officially asked them to remove the animation and the testimonial. 你们可以在“ eBaum’s World ”的维基百科词条上找到关于这件事的详情You can find the details of this on the Wikipedia page of eBaum’s World. 那是我目前在维基百科唯一存在的地方It’s currently the only place that I exist on Wikipedia. 一个叫phaseblue的人在一个叫做“你现在是个男人了”的网站上了戏剧性地编写了整个事件A guy named phaseblue created dramatizations of the whole thing on a website called “You’re The Man Now Dawg” 看起来也很有趣 好笑的是他设想我长的像罗杰斯先生and they’re very entertaining to watch. It’s funny that he assumed that I look like Mr. Rogers. 你可以在视频说明处找到相关链接You can find links to those in the description. 故事到这里仍未完 虽然大部分戏剧性的已经结束了The story doesn’t end there, although most of the drama is over. 所有这些都发生在YouTube成为主流视频平台之前All of this happened before YouTube became a mainstream video platform. 《动画师vs动画》爆炸性地传遍整个互联网 却不属于任何一个主流网站Animator vs. Animation was exploding all over the internet, and there was no main website where it existed. 我得到了大量的关注 但没有得到任何报酬I was getting a ton of attention, but not getting paid for any of it. 然后 atomfilms.com提出愿意为制作续集提供资金Then atomfilms.com offered to fund the making of a sequel, 这就是《动画师vs动画II》的由来 它于同年11月4日发布and that is how Animator vs. Animation II came about, and it was released November 4th of that same year. 我没有多加考虑便在动画中加入了我实际的AOL账号名称Not thinking about the consequences, I included my actual AOL screen name in the animation, 结果让我自己再也不能使用AIMAnd set myself up to never be able to use AIM again, 我无时无刻不被那些铺天盖地的简讯刷屏without withstanding the overwhelming spam of instant messages every single time. 不久 一个十四岁的孩子 名叫Charles Yeh 提出要做一个动画游戏Shortly after, a fourteen year old kid named Charles Yeh offered to make a game of the animation, 看着他精彩非凡的作品 我同意与他合作and looking at his impressive work I agreed to collaborate with him on it. 你现在仍然可以在我的网站上玩这个游戏You can still play this game on my website. 直到2007年 我才意识到可以把我的作品放在YouTube上It wasn’t until 2007 that I realized that YouTube was a place I should be putting my stuff. 当我开始上传我的作品时 YouTube上已经有了几百份拷贝When I actually uploaded my animations, hundreds of copies of them already existed on YouTube, 而且已经有了几百万的点击量and already had millions of views. 我几乎无法和他们竞争 因为他们已经在搜索结果的顶端了It was nearly impossible for me to compete with them, since they were always on the top of the search results. 但我想到可以举报他们侵犯版权But as I came to learn that I could report copyright infringements, 我将那些视频一个个击倒 直到我出现在搜索结果的顶端I knocked off videos one by one until I was at the top of the search results, 但那花了我几年的时间but that took a few years. 后来 在无数请求的催促下 我又制作了一部动画 作为三部曲的终章Then, pushed by countless requests for number three, I gave in and made an animation to be the epic finale to the trilogy, 以剧烈地爆炸告终 蓝屏为死亡的谢幕concluding with a violent explosion and a blue screen of death. 我想确保不会再有续集出现I wanted to make sure that no sequel could come out of that. 所以在那一刻 我完结了《动画师vs动画》So at that point I was done with Animator vs. Animation. 我开始上大学学习动画 目标是在皮克斯工作I went off to college to study animation, and my goal was to work at Pixar. 在连续两年没能进入他们的实习项目后After not getting accepted to their internship program two years in a row, 我开始在需要动画的小型企业寻找工作I started looking for work at small businesses in the area that needed animation. 但在毕业前不久 我的老师汤姆告诉我 “看 你有一个庞大的粉丝群But shortly before graduating, my teacher Tom told me, “Look, you have a massive fan base, 还有一个有着巨大潜力的独特系列作品 如果不继续下去 那将是一种浪费”and a unique series with so much potential. It would be a waste not to continue it.” 所以 在哥伦布艺术与设计学院毕业后So, right after graduating from Columbus College of Art & Design, 我发起了一个Kickstarter众筹活动 资助《动画师与动画IV》的制作I launched a Kickstarter campaign to fund the making of Animator vs. Animation IV. 当我开始众筹时 我大概有12000个订阅者When I started that campaign I had about 12,000 subscribers, 但发布完成的动画不久后but shortly after releasing the finished animation, 订阅者增长到10万 这给了我很大的动力继续前进it grew to 100,000 subscribers, which gave me a huge boost of inspiration to keep going. 于是我接着制作了《动画vs创世》So then I made Animation vs. Minecraft, 一个月之内订阅者就增长到一百万and within a month it grew to one million subscribers. 今天我们的订阅者将近两百万And here we are today, with a subscriber count at nearly 2,000,000. 在这里非常感谢所有关注我动画的人So thank you so much to everyone who’s been following my animation so far. 我知道你们很多人从一开始就关注了我I know many of you have been following me from the very beginning. 我特别要感谢AlbinoBlackSheep网站的史蒂夫.勒纳So I’d especially like to thank Steve Lerner of AlbinoBlackSheep.com, 在最后一秒挽救了我的动画生涯for saving my animation career in the last second, 还有汤姆给了我把动画事业扩展得如此之大的动力as well as Tom Richner, for giving me the push I needed to grow this channel to what it is today. 我在描述中提供了他们网站的链接I’ve provided links to their sites in the description. 如果您看完了这个视频 我将十分感谢Props to you if you watched the whole video. 如果您还没看完 也请多多支持我的FacebookIf you haven’t yet, be sure to like my Facebook page, 我时常在那里更新动态since that’s where I post frequent updates. 如果你想成为一个赞助人 也可以到我的Patreon页面And also check out my Patreon page if you’d like to become a patron. 如果你还没有看过我的其他频道 可以看看我的一个教学频道 我在那里教动画制作And if you haven’t checked out my other channels yet, I have a tutorial channel where I teach animation, 还有一个Minecraft频道as well as a Minecraft channel. 感谢收看 让我们共同期待未来十年的更多精彩So thanks for watching, and here’s to the next 10 years.
  • 2021-08-24人类大战丧尸片首语Previously… 事实上我今年打算找回童年的激情But this year I’m actually gonna try rekindling my childhood. 我要来一次I am gonna go 不给糖就捣蛋!trick-or-treating! 如果今晚有啥疯狂事在我身上发生And if anything crazy happens to me tonight, 我一定会告诉你们的I’ll be sure to let you guys know. 好吧 那天晚上我没去讨糖果Ok, so I ended up not going trick-or-treating that night, 但 是有原因的but for a good reason. 安大略省的滑铁卢大学举办了一周活动During that week, an event was been held at the University of Waterloo in Ontario, 人类对战丧尸humans versus zombies, 万圣节那天是周一and Halloween, Monday happened to be 恰好是这个活动的第一天the first day of the week long event. 你们很多人还不熟悉这个游戏吧Now for the lot of you not familiar with this, 它是个直播的角色扮演游戏it’s a live-action role-playing game, 在游戏里你可以加入佩带Nerf枪的人类军团where you take the role of humans armed with nerf guns, 在重重僵尸包围中生存一周who need to survive the week while fighting off zombies, 当然僵尸也是由人类扮演的whom are also played by actual people. 一个朋友告诉我这个活动 让我很兴奋A friend of mine told me about it and I got really hyped, 因为我上学时从来没机会参加这样的活动cause I never had the opportunity to do these kinds of activities while I was in school, 我就像个机器一样在室内做建筑设计cause I was stuck indoors been a lifeless vessel working on building designs 做出的成果还被教授嘲笑for my professors to shit on. 幸好不是学生也可以参加这项活动Luckily you don’t have to be a student to join. 那么这个游戏怎么玩呢?Alright, so how does the game work? 参与者登记加入游戏Participants register to play 注册时可以选择加入人类and have the option to sign up as a human 或者进入一个抽签系统 成为丧尸中的一员or enter a raffle to be chosen as one of the original zombies, 游戏角色取决于注册时你选了什么depending on the registration turn out, 一般会选出10个僵尸there are usually about 10 selected. 游戏管理员通常还会加入一些角色The game masters will often integrate some sort of lore 以增加游戏的趣味性to make the game more interesting, 比如海盗 骑士 吸血鬼等等i.e., pirates, knights, vampires, etc. 人类的识别标志是系在胳膊的一条手绢The humans are identified by a bandana worn on their arm, 人类可以装备Nerf枪 袜子做的鞭子和球they can equip themselves with nerf guns, sock whips and sock balls. 有一些类别的Nerf枪在规则中不允许用Some nerf gun models are subject to legality, 但只要武装得不过分 你就可以使用but as long as it’s not heavily modded, you can use it. 而Nerf剑是不允许使用的Nerf swords are illegal. 鞭子只能用袜子为材料Sock whips can only be made of socks, 长度不限and can be as long as desired 不过越长可及范围就越大if you wanna show every one that you’re compensating. 袜子球也是一样 可以用来抛射Same thing with sock balls which can be thrown as projectiles. 丧尸以头部绑手绢作为识别标志Humans can’t necessarily kill the zombies 人类并不能真正杀掉丧尸whom are identified by a bandana worn on their head. 只能通过上面提到的武器冻结他们They can only be stunned by the above mentioned weapons, 被击中后僵尸会把手绢系到脖子上in which they must transfer their bandana to their neck 退出游戏15分钟and are out of play for 15 minutes. 游戏中有一套荣誉制度 即你必须遵守击打规则There is an honor system where you must be fair about being hit 不能因为你穿着厚夹克and not just pretend you diden’t feel the nerf bullet 就假装感觉不到Nerf枪的子弹just because you were wearing a thick ass jacket. 那你现在感觉到了吗?赖皮鬼Do you feel it now, Mr. Krabs? 也不要像傻子一样还没开枪Also, don’t be a douche and preemptively yell out “got you” 就先发制人地喊“打到你了”even before the bullet left the barrel of your gun. 被击中的丧尸不能和其他没被击中的丧尸Stunned zombies cannot communicate meaningful information 交流有用情报with other unstunned zombies. 丧尸没有武器The zombies don’t have equipment, 他们得用手标记人类they rely on tagging humans with their hands, 而不能使用脚 骨盆 耳垂 牙齿 脸等等and not their feet, pelvis, earlobe, teeth or face, or whatever. 人类一旦被丧尸标记Once a human is tagged by a zombie, 就要退出游戏30分钟they are out of play for 30minutes, 然后再次进入游戏时就得以丧尸的身份and then converted to a zombie, 这时你就不要多想啦 直接加入丧尸阵营吧and must set aside any thought and join the zombie cause. 好吧 我也不知道 或许你有点难过Well, I don’t know, maybe you can be a little salty 因为你感觉自己被人类军团遗弃了if you felt like your human squad abandoned you, 也许 谁知道呢…可能只是你太慢了or I don’t know maybe you are just too slow, 或者 要么是你太不小心了or I don’t know maybe you have crappy awareness 没有看到前面有一大群僵尸and couldn’t see the horde of zombies in front of you, 我不知道啦 这只是个游戏 别太认真嘛!I don’t know, maybe it’s just a game, I don’t know! 游戏时间为5天 每天24小时不停歇The game is 5 days long and is active for 24 hours everyday, 游戏范围仅限校园区域内as long as it’s within the campus boundary. 在上午10点到下午4点之间Betweem the hours of 10:00 am and 4:00 pm. 校园内所有建筑物都被视为安全区All buildings on campus are considered safe zones, 也就是说无论人类还是丧尸都不会受到攻击meaning neither humans nor zombies can be tagged or stunned. 这段时间之外Outside of those hours, 只有洗手间 自助餐厅 自习室 图书馆 办公室only washrooms, cafeterias, study rooms, libraries, offices 以及指定建筑物才是永久安全区and a select few buildings are permanent safe zones. 学生正常上课时是安全的Students are required to attend their classes normally in which they’re safe. 一旦下课But once it’s done, 也就是下午4点后 你可能就倒霉了and it’s after 4:00 pm, you’re probably fucked. 但要是你的课下午4点后才开始Or if your class starts after 4:00 pm, 而你有个丧尸同学知道你是人类的话and you have a zombie classmate that knows you’re human, 你就可能会在上课的路上遭到袭击you’re probably fucked on your way there. 这周的每一天都会有许多小任务和补给物Everyday of the week is filled with numerous mini-missions, supply drops, 还有一个供玩家选择是否参与的重要任务and a main mission of which the players may choose to participate in. 根据人类是否完成了日常任务Depending on whether or not the humans fail the daily missions, 游戏管理员会进行奖惩the game masters can reward or punish them with 这决定了第二天任务中双方的优势和劣势advantages or disadvantages on the following days 并直接影响到最后一天的最终任务leading up to the final mission on the last day. 对人类的一大不利因素是A big disadvantage involves 会奖励丧尸部落为特殊丧尸rewarding the horde with special zombies, 也就是将普通丧尸升级为有特殊能力的丧尸in which a regular zombie can be upgraded to one with unique abilities. “拉夫” 丧尸可以用袜子鞭子These involve the Rave which is a zombie who can use sock whips. “坦克”丧尸带着头带The Tank, which is a zombie who wears the headband 头上 两个手臂各有一根头带on the each arm along with the one on their head, 并且只能接受袜子类武器的攻击and can only be stunned by sock based weapons. “热迪克” 丧尸有一种能力And the Zetic who is a zombie with the ability to 他们能立刻复活被冻结的丧尸immediately revive stunned zombies. 还有很多其它规则 我没办法一次说清There are numerous other rules that I can’t fully cover 但以上就是游戏的要点了but that’s the gist of the game, 这就是我在万圣节以及之后几天的活动that’s what I did on Halloween and the days after. 不过我要讲的重点在后面But that is the story I’ll say for another day. 故事起于我第二次玩人类大战僵尸This story is about when I played the HVZ the second time 时间是2017年冬天in the winter of 2017. 我和朋友们上次扮演的是人类So because my friends and I played as humans last season, 所以我们觉得这次扮演丧尸应该会很有趣we figured it’ll be fun to try being zombies this season. 我们几个都报名当丧尸We all signed up to be OZs but only two of us, 但只有赫山和瓦内萨被抽中了Heshan and Vanessa, were selected out of the raffle. 所以虽然我们剩下的几个人一开始就想当僵尸Although the rest of us wanted to start off as zombies, 但还是得从鲁莽的人类做起 被标记后才能变成丧尸we figured we might as well just play as reckless humans until we we get tagged. 本次的人类大战丧尸是以罗马大战埃及为主题的This season’s HVZ was themed Romans vs. Egyptians, 我的一周就是这样度过的and this was how my week went. 周日晚11:00SUNDAY 11:00 PM 游戏在午夜开始GAME BEGINS AT MIDNIGHT 12:15会有补给物THERE IS A SUPPLY DROP AT 12:15 大家都在这里 人类大战丧尸还没开始So here we are, day 0 of HVZ. 这位是初代丧尸We have the OZ here with us. 他叫赫山My name is Heshan. 另一位初代丧尸还在房间里And the other OZ is in her room right now. 得仔细计划一下 以防被他们从后面偷袭We have to plan this out so they don’t just ambush our buttholes. 11:40|前往校园11:40 | Making our way to campus. 等等 现在游戏开始了吗 现在还没有 午夜才开始 但是我们都到铁路这里了 我们要不要开始 我要跟着他们 杀掉他们 现在就杀Now I’ll follow them. Kill ’em! Kill ’em right away! -杀了他们!-不要!-Kill ’em!-No way! 跟着瓦内萨!Follow Vanessa! 怎么了?What’s wrong? 瓦内萨 宝贝我不会伤害你!Vanessa! baby, I won’t hurt you! 你应该不时喊两声Yeah, every now and then you should just yell out. 我看到你了 赫山I see you, Heshan! 在这 我们还能……Here, we can still… 赫山 我看到你了!Heshan, I see you! 他在哪?Where is he? 他可能…我不知道 他已经上屋顶了He’s like… I don’t know. He’s already at the rooftop. 进入校园区域Entering campus boundary. -我们能直接杀了瓦内萨吗?-不行!-Can we just kill Vanessa?- Nooo! 我就是说说 亲爱的I’m not trying, darling. 赫山!赫山!Heshan! Heshan! 开玩笑的 伙计们 我试试你们Just kidding, guys. I’m testing you. 我们要去MC二楼 大家再见 他们现在去和其他丧尸会合了 你现在也很嗨啊You’re also so happy now. 小心!Watch out! 别这样…Stop doing that… 我们有几个人?1 2 3…How many of us? 1 2 3.. 我们6个要对阵他们10个?6 versus potential 10? 这里应该也有其他人类And there has to be other humans going too. 他们在MC对吧?他们要过来吗?Well, they’re at MC, right? So they’re right there? 哦 裁判 找到裁判了Oh, Mod, find Mod. 哈喽~Hellou~ 这场漫游变得越来越好玩了The pilgrimage gets hotter and hotter… -他说什么? -我不知道-What did he say?-I don’t know. -等等 他是丧尸吗? -不 他是个裁判-Wait, is he a zombie?-No, he is a Mod. 你先标记他以防万一You just tabbing him just in case. 我真是裁判 好吧 我们要进去了All right, we’re going in. 他的确是裁判Moderator has been confirmed. (她看到有人) 我看到有人Cause I saw someone. 来大干一场吧 (他是个人类啊) 拿着个塑料袋A plastic bag. 那是你的头带吗? 你把枪藏起来了吗?哥们 你在吓唬我吗 是啊 你看到他了吗?You see him? 他们来了吗?Are they coming? 不 我们都是人类No, we’re all human. -你们都是人类? -是的-Are you all human?-Yeah. -等下 这里还有其丧尸吗?-Wait, are there other zombies through yet? -有 他们好像在拐角那里-Yeah, they’re like around the corner. 这里有个僵尸 你被标记了吗?Are you tagged? 你被标记了吗?Are you tagged? 初代僵尸瓦内萨 什么? 现在还没到午夜呢 我等一下再来玩 还有三分钟Three minutes. 11点58啦 哟 我们在基地里发现了恶心的东西Yo we got, we got…sick things in our base, like… 你们快跑!You guys need to go now! 我想看看那恶心的东西!I wanna see the sick things! 呀 你想看那恶心的东西?Ya, do you wanna see the sick things? -加入我们! -我们上!-Yo join us!-Let’s go! 那个转角可能有丧尸There’s a potential turn or down? 那是丧尸吗?Is that a zombie? 游戏将在20秒内开始 20 19 17 10 9 5 3 2 1 你跑什么?怎么了?发生什么了?Why are you running? Why are you running? Why are you running? 他们那有多少人?How many of them are there? 三四个吧 咱们出发吧 嗨 嗨 嗨 他们来了!They’re coming! 他们还在那吗?Are they still there? 在吗? 他们在嘲笑我们 他们准备好了 有丧尸要出没 我觉得目标就是你I think it’s for you. 是的 因为咱们的人数比丧尸多I think it’s for you. We outnumber them already. 卡莱布!那是你吗?Caleb! Is that you? 卡莱布没有检查角落 他差点被丧尸标记 差一点就挂了 -他在那里 -检查你身边的角落!-He’s right there.-Check your corners! 你碰到他们了吗?You got them? 检查你身边的角落!Check your corners! 他的朋友从丧尸手中救下了他 请帮助传播角落意识 检查隐蔽的角落Check your damn corners. 我找到了卡莱布 他还活着I find Caleb, he’s alive. -他差点就死了 -他差点在角落那里死了-He almost died.-He almost died in a corner. 哦 我的天 有只丧尸悄悄躲在角落里Oh, my god, there was a dumb B in the corner. 在你旁边! 哟!Behind you! Yo! 开个玩笑 哥们!只是试试你!I’m just kidding, man! Just testing you! 给我一拳吧 我知道你想挨揍 他们在那里吗? 那边有一个There is one. 起开 我不想要你的拥抱 已经12:15了 还有五分多钟It’s 12:15 yet, five more minutes. 他们所有人都露脸了吗?Is…did all of them even show up? -那里一共10个人 但还不是全部 -好吧-There is 10 in total, but not all of them.-Pretty sure. 咱们什么时候挂掉合适呢? 明天吧?Tomorrow? 今天就死掉有点差劲啊Dying today is kind of lame, 怎么能被4个僵尸全部歼灭呢there’s only like four of them. (更多人类加入了) 克莱尔如果死了 我很可能也要挂掉Claire dies, I have to die. 12点15分了12:15! 好的 开始发放补给物了 想要补给的人跟上我去拿补给编码 跟着他 你会拿到编码 但我有编码啊You follow him, you will get some of the codes, but I also have codes! 快点 哥们 抓紧时间 争分夺秒 我们跟着他吗?我没听清规则Are we follow him? Cuz I didn’t hear their structure. 是的 他应该有编码Yeah, probably he has codes too. 垃圾箱我也要检查一下 你这人离我远点 好不好? 等一下 有人知道怎么得到编码吗Wait! Did anyone ask how do we get the codes? (一个被冻结的僵尸路过) 我们坐电梯么 楼梯旁有一个Are we going down the elevator? It’s just opens near stairs. 不要坐电梯 应该避免坐电梯 我们去熟悉的地方Elevators avoid, You have to avoid elevators, please go the one you know. 她是要带我们坐电梯吗Is she gonna make us going to elevator? 我要揭晓编码了 请大家回答我一个问题: 我的名字是什么? 我们肯定答不来…We’re sure… 庞提费斯 – 我猜的 -我们怎么知道啊-IDK D: -How…We don’t know that. 庞…… 庞提菲斯 马克西姆斯 艾斯若 缪姆瑞斯Pontifex, maximus, aethra, numerius. 好像是《少年泰坦》里的名字 总结的不错 补给品就是它吗 那个…只有一个? 我的天 啊 好了 咱们现在回去吧 不要担心Don’t worry. 安迪 我来找你了 等一下 我们还有一个编码 为…某物命名… 埃纽贝斯 你可闭嘴吧Staahp… 别闹了 请回答人类一定不能做的一件事是什么 而不是交通工具Can’t be in a vehicle. 是的 想一想人在一种交通工具上丧尸不能碰他们Yes, study a thing you cannot tagged people while they’re on a vehicle or you cannot… 自行车算交通工具吗?Bicycles counter vehicles? 是的 算 滑板也算交通工具Yes, bicycles counter vehicles, skateboards counter vehicles… 卡骆驰帆布鞋算交通工具吗?Do Keeley’s accounted as skateboards? 脚以外任何代步工具As long as you’re moving and it’s not your foot? 帆布鞋Keeley’s. -你别胡说八道 -你确定?-Yours just don’t account.-Really? 问题是什么?What’s question? 问题是什么东西不算交通工具The question is what things are not allowed to be counter vechiles. 所以它们应该类似So they’re like to be equal. 嗯…兴奋剂…咱们还是散了吧Ah…Methamphetamine… So now…Home time. -我们可以走吗 -不 我们赖到胜利为止-Can we go now?-No, we just stay here till we win. 你们还是去找丧尸吧 他们会自动找来的 走啦—— 他们很有可能埋伏在出口They’re probably waiting at the exit ambushes. 咱们走Let’s go! -所以 我们不要走 就待在这 -哦 天哪-So we just never leave, this like…-Oh, shit! 他不见了He’s gone. 我觉得赫山就在外面I think Heshan is just outside. 他已经Is he already… 好吧 赫山在哪呢 他藏在哪里了吗Yeah, where’s Heshan though? Is he hiding in things? 没事干的话 咱们就走吧If I’m doing anything, we should just go. -去哪里 -回家-Go where? -Home. -咱们待在这里好没意思 -是啊-Like there’s no point in any of us being here. -No. 就像烟花放完了 人…It’s just because the fireworks are done, so… -这里好多人 -是啊-There’re two outnumber…- Yeah. (等待赫山和瓦内萨) 怎么了What’s up? 是你吗? 是 是我Yeah, it’s me. -你好 我叫安准 -你好-Hello! I’m Andrun.-Yeah,what’s up? 我来这里参加 人类大战丧尸I’m here for the humans vs. zombies event. -天啊 真的是你? -你就是上次那个…-Oh, bro! - Did you see last time… 是的 你们应该加入 我喜欢今天的天气Yeah, you guys should join, I like the season. -凉爽 寒冷的夜晚 -如果我知道…-Cool, cold night. -If I knew… 我想秋天应该稍微暖和一些Ah, I think fall like it’s a little warm, 今天不该这么冷啊it should be warmer this week though. 可是天凉了So cool. 好吧 再见All right, take it easy. -终于见到人了 -你面前就有俩-It’s so hard to get people…-There’re two of us. 吓死宝宝了I’m so scared! 我是说不抓你了 不抓了What I say and no where caught you are! No more caught you are! 吓死人了I’m so scared! 当你追我的时候 我感觉When you chase me, I feel… 你很混乱You fucked up! 是这样的 我以为你们都走了I like, okay, I thought you guys all left, 我四处找了找I went all the way around and saw it like, 后来听见你们的声音I heard you guys like this, 我想或许游戏结束了so I was like, okay, maybe you are done, 所以我就往回走so like I walked back in, 因为我快渴死了because I’m thirsty and 却发现一个人都没有the only found that I noticed there’s no one. 我就准备出来I walked home like, 然后天啊 一群丧尸追着我oh, fuck! And then don’t just chase me. 我不想当丧尸好吗I don’t want to be a zombie, right? 我 我要当Yeah! Give me a zombie! 我到达的第四扇门像是一间教室The forth door that I come to was like a classroom. 我还以为你就在后面跟着呢I thought you’re gonna follow. 我就这样拼命往下跑I booked it down the stairs and someone like… 是的 要快点下楼Yeah, you leave stairs, man. 我跑下楼 他们还追我 我大叫:I’m leaving the stairs, they still chase me, I’m like… 我说了 停下!I told you, stop! 然后我走进了旁边的楼 打开门And I walk and I go to the neighbour building, I open the door, 我不该开第二扇门 我一转身the fuck one open the second ones door, I turn around, 两队丧尸迎面走来there’s like two squads coming, 我就故意表现得很镇定so I’d like to pretend to like be a normal person, 所以我 我就说:嘿 你是丧尸 是不?so I was like, you know, hey, you’re a zombie, right? 我去I’m like… 我玩着玩着I am playing. -就输了 -我是瓦内萨-I miss this. -Vanessa. -初代丧尸中的一员 -你是初代丧尸?-One of the OZs. -OZs? 还好啦You’re welcome! 今晚有人挂了吗?Today any people get cut, tonight? -两个人死了 -两个人死了?-Two people died. -Two people died? 我想是的 我是这么听说的I think so, that’s what I heard. Yeah. 我击中一个丧尸 我懂你的感受 哥们 就在我身后I got you and, oh, my dude, behind you 丧尸吓唬我 还一直躲避我掷出的袜子and he start barking at me and he like fumble the sock. 他是我遇到的第一个丧尸 我打不过就跑了He is the first one so I just duck in the drops so I’m like… 我尽力了I tried my best. 你们今晚玩得开心吗? 有什么心得体会?Did you have a nice Eve? Did you have at least enough. 扮演丧尸的话 接下来这一周才刚刚开始呢You pretend the zombie, that’s actually, you know, have this week go somewhere? 没事啦We will be fine. 明天一早你会看到丧尸成倍增加了 我嘛 我不知道大家是怎样的See, I’m not, I don’t know about you, 反正我当丧尸以后不担心其他人类I’m not worried about the other humans, 但我担心你们啊but I’m worried about you, 你们就像个停车牌立在那里不动cuz like all like we’ll get you guys from like a P , 你们没感到毛骨悚然吗 还和丧尸聊得很嗨you’re all like chilling and talking to other zombies. 你是妄想狂啊Paranoia. 反正 我是不会靠近丧尸的I was like, I’m not going near down. 我的外围设备 我的鞭子长1.8米My, my peripherals, my fob is 180. 我没有整个晚上都在玩 所以也没一直追她Look, cuz I didn’t run the whole nights, so I’m lessly chasing her. 你一直跑就能抓到我了 你体力比我好You kept running you would got me, you have more stamina than me. 今晚你穿过了很多扇门And you ran through too many doors tonight… 穿过最后一扇门时 我就想只要出去…却发现…I went to the final door like I, as soon as I stepped outside, I was like… 咱们回去休息吧 明天好战斗Let’s rest up, fight another day. 如果其它8个丧尸也像你们两个这样的话 我就不太担心了 布拉德在不在Brad. 他不玩这个游戏很多年了(布拉德是个老道的玩家)He didn’t play for like, couple of years. -我会见到你的 -你也会见到他的-I will see you. -You will see him. 未完待续To be continued… 本视频由Crunchyroll赞助This video has been brought to you by Crunchyroll, 如果你访问crunchyroll.com/domicsIf you head over to crunchyroll.com / domics, 你就能获取30天的高级会员免费试用you can treat yourself to a premium membership trial for 30 days. 你也可以点击简介中的链接You can also click the link in the description. 感谢大家给我推荐JoJo的奇妙冒险Thank you guys for recommending JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure to me, 我最近一直在看because that’s all I’ve been watching lately. 简直等不及《我的英雄学院》四月的回归了Also can’t wait for My Hero Academia season 2 in April, 你们可以免费观看我提到的这些还有其他超清动漫Y’all can enjoy these and other animes at free and in 1080p, 日本播出新剧集一个小时后 这里就能看到and can watch new episodes as soon as an hour release after Japan. 字幕也很专业The subtitles are also professionally done 而且Crunchyroll这个软件能够兼容大多数设备and the Crunchyroll app is available on most devices. 不 不兼容你的烤箱No, your toaster doesn’t count. 再提醒大家一次 网址是crunchyroll.com/domicsOnce more, that’s crunchyroll.com / domics, 但如果你像我一样懒 就直接点击简介里的链接吧but if you lazy like me, there’s a link in the description. 玩得开心Enjoy! 敬请观看下一集的人类大战丧尸And look forward to the next HVZ video. 我最后死亡并加入丧尸队伍了吗Do I finally die and join the zombie cause? 现在还不知道 请大家自己看视频吧I don’t know, you’ll find out.
  • 2021-08-244个毁掉圣诞节的谎言好吧 吼吼吼 朋友们好 又到了圣诞节 切掉音乐 暂停一下 你在认真看么?Well. Ho-ho-ho my friends. It’s that Christmas time (Alex groans) Cut the music, stop it. are you paying attention look? 我并不引以为豪I’m not proud of it, 但是亚力克斯·克拉克圣诞节有个毛病but there is a dark side to the Alex Clark Christmas 你是否You ever get yourself 陷入困境 只有撒谎才能解决问题?into a pickle and the only way out is to cheat and lie? 评论区很多人问为什么I get all sorts of comments asking why 我没有那么多圣诞故事I don’t have a lot of Christmas stories, 是因为每次问及此事and it’s because every time I get asked 都会让我想起初中时的事I think of something that happened in middle school. 我的4个谎几乎毁了我的圣诞节I told four lies that pretty much ruined Christmas for me. 这个故事很复杂It’s gonna take me a minute to get to them 且听我慢慢道来because there’s a lot to tell in this story 你只需要知道but all you have to know for now is 本来我不应该这么做I shouldn’t have done any of this, 但如果重来一次but if I could do it again I 我可能仍会如此 难以置信 竟然发生在我学校probably still would Unbelievably, it starts at my school. Whoa Al, 500美元 你必须去500 bucks! you gotta do it. 参加市级圣诞节卡片制作比赛City Wide Christmas card contest 我不知道I don’t know man, 赢了就能参加市长的圣诞派对but if you win you can fight to the Mayor’s Christmas party. 酷…… 我知道Coooool… And I know the 把参加派对作为奖品很奇怪party thing seems like a weird prize 别担心 市长不是罗伊·摩尔But don’t worry the mayor wasn’t Roy Moore, 所以在小孩桌上没有挂槲寄生so there was no mistletoe hanging over the kids table plus 另外我认为市长的朋友有特权 “红色区域禁止停车 我要给你罚单 小伙子”I’m sure being friends of the mayor has its perks.”No parking in the red zone. That’s a ticket kid.” (Alex taunts) “哦 天呐 别告诉市长 别! 祝你好运 吃个羊角面包” 我记得“Oh, Jesus! Ah! D-don’t tell the mayor! Oh no! Here have a nice day. Have a croissant!” I remember at first 起初我一点都不想参加宴会 也不在乎那500美元I didn’t really want to enter. I didn’t care about the money. 我是说如今500美元并不算很多I mean 500 bucks is nothing nowadays 大约多少呢?也就1/10的1/4的1/100个比特币What’s that? Like 1/10 of a quarter of a percent of a Bitcoin? 就像《星球大战前线》里的半截手套?It’s like a like half a mitten on Star Wars Battlefront? 那时我只是个孩子! 我就想要辆自行车I was a kid! All I really wanted was a bike. 哦! 妈妈 那儿就有一辆!Oh! Mom, there it is! 就是那辆!就是 它!That’s the one! That’s it! 是BMX badger X系列?The BMX Badger X series? 不行 家水不流外人田No. Our money stays in the family. 孩子 要知道 你一生的圣诞节礼物Son, you know I’ve budgeted less than five 总预算不超过500美元hundred dollars total for your entire lifetime of 你六年级了Christmas presents you’re in the sixth grade 意味着 已经花了40%的预算Which means I’ve already spent nearly 40 of it. 我们要节约开支 直到你30岁We’re gonna have to cut back until you turn 30.” 所以 我参加了竞赛So, I entered the contest. 啊Ah, 伙计 看起来不错man that looks great. 我绝对已经在这上面花了6 7分钟I must have spent like six seven minutes on it 但我想说But I tell you it felt 就像花了一周的功夫 给追求艺术者一个小建议like a week and a hot tip for people getting into art. 别着急Take your time. 心急吃不了热豆腐I mean if you really think about it. 世界上只有一件事要马上做There’s only one thing in the entire world we should do fast… 订阅和点赞Click that subscribe and like oooooh! 印象中 我胜券在握I remember feeling pretty confident about my card. 这是我第一次觉得自己You’re one of the first times ever felt 擅长某件事 手绘冥王星图片good at something was drawing this picture of Pluto 谈到艺术and so when it came to art 这是第一次 我自信It was the first thing I had a little bit 能凭借明信片得到这笔奖金of confidence at I was gonna win that money until this 这是什么?What is this? 垃圾? 我要参加比赛 让我一个人静静Gaarrrbage? I’m entering a contest leave me alone. 你是想当最后一名么Are you trying to come in last cuz it looks 你用脚画的吧like you drew it with your feet this was my 这是我第一个谎 但这只是初稿First lie, but no it’s it’s a first draft. 我会改进 因为如果被圣诞老人看到I’m working on it good because if Santa saw that 圣诞节就会被取消 你想见识真正的卡片吗?He’d cancel Christmas. You want to see a real card?? 看看冰箱上Just look at the fridge. 虽然不想承认 但她是对的I hate to say it, but she was right. 我需要更精致的卡片I needed something better look 但我没时间从头开始了I didn’t have time to start from scratch 我坐在那儿努力I’m sitting there freaking out trying to 在截止前完成 就有了第二个谎meet the deadline and that’s where lie 我抄了别人的卡片number two came in I copied the card 我知道迟早会被发现I knew it was gonna get caught I just 只是不知道是什么时候 克拉克先生 我们需要谈谈Didn’t know when. Mr. Clark, we need to talk. 留校察看?Was it detention? 开除学籍?关进监狱?Expulsion? Jail? 或更糟糕 一直被逼问or even worse, being constantly forced to respond to 《保姆4》什么时候更新when Babysitter part four coming out -克拉克先生 -是 先生-Mr. Clark.-Yes, sir. 这是你的卡片吗?Is this your card? (结结巴巴)是的(stuttering) Yeah Alex 很荣幸能最先向你道贺Alex I’d like to be the first to congratulate you 你在圣诞卡片比赛中得了第一名on winning first place in the Christmas card (Alex惊慌失措)contest (Alex Dumbfounded) 非常有创意such originality 你该为自己骄傲You should be proud of yourself. 那时我没说真话 等于撒了第三个谎Not telling the truth right then I consider my third lie. 我本该讲出真相 毕竟我怎么敢I should’ve just told the truth because how dare you 鲁莽地玷污市长的事业Tarnish the mayor’s career with such reckless fully. 天哪 你到底想要什么?Oh geez what do you want? 她要求的任何事情我都会去做I’ll do anything she basically said 如果我不给她钱if I didn’t give her the money. 她就会把我赶出学校She was gonna rat me out at school 我是一个作弊者 一个抄袭者 我背弃了道德I was a cheater a tracer I’d sacrificed my morals and 就为了自行车 21档完美变速for what some bike 21 gears of flawless shifting 碳纤维手把 钛合金刹车片Carbon-fiber handlebars a titanium disc brakes. 嘿 孩子 如果想碰车子Hey kid at least wear gloves 起码戴个手套if you are going to touch the bike 我可不想再清理了I don’t want to clean it again. 他希望自己的车子一尘不染He’d like his bikes clean, 如果我想买这辆车and if I wanted this bike for myself 我也得是诚实的 在我们讲完这个故事之前(广告时间!)I had to come clean too. all right before we finish the story (SPONSORSHIP TIME!) 感谢 VERB.CO/ALEX赞助本期视频I do want to say thanks to VRV.CO/ALEX VRV有很棒的视频服务for sponsoring today’s video. VRV is the awesome new video service 之后我会细说 继续讲这个故事I’ll tell you more about it later first back to the story, 第二天到学校后so it’s the next day at school 我知道我必须去And I knew what I had to do. 是时候了 老弟It’s time to finally get yours brother. 你别急 注意一下各位 我 呃Not so fast Attention everybody I uuuh 那个圣诞卡片创意不是我想出来的(大喘)I did not come up with the idea for the Christmas card (mass gasp) 你到底在干嘛What are you doing? 那不是我自己的创意It’s not my own design. 我 呃 事实上我I uh I actually traced 抄袭了别人的作品 那个人是Someone else’s work and that person is 我姐姐 下面是我的第四个谎话my sister and that was my fourth lie 我不过是谨遵妈妈的教诲 肥水不流外人田Oh i was just taking my mom’s advice and keeping the money 看到姐姐羞愧难当真的很爽in the family was actually funny watching my sister’s squirm 这么多年之后when after all these years 我终于赢了她一次I had finally beat her in something she 她不可能把钱上交couldn’t turn in the money because then 因为这样她就见不到市长了she could never meet the mayor it was 完美 我很骄傲Perfect I was pretty proud of myself 直到圣诞节的早上Till Christmas morning rolled around and they’re sitting 我看到客厅里堆着30天免费试用的in the middle of living room a thirty-day free trial VRV优质视频服务of the VRV premium video service iOS 安卓或其他系统均可下载Available on iOS Android and more, 旁边是一辆BMX自行车but right next to that was A BMX BADGER! 你?Did you? 给我买了这辆自行车(满怀希望)?Get me the bike (hopeful)? no brother. I 大兄弟 想啥呢 这是给我自己买的 我爱停哪停哪Got myself the bike and I’ll Park it wherever I want 啥 不 妈妈 爸爸 她占我便宜What No mom, dad she took advantage of me! 不关心We don’t care! 等等 还没完Now wait for a moment. the video is 我很高兴在圣诞节还能有新的订阅not over yet. I feel very honored to have so many new subscribers since it’s Christmas 我要发些福利再结束I wanted to get you something and ended up. 我要给你们些惊喜I got you something just amazing first 不知道你们有没有看到这周我发的关于dofus的insif you haven’t seen my post about the show dofus 我太喜欢了 讲的是老冒险家Dudeon Instagram this week. oh, I freaking love it. basically this old adventurer Dude 和一个会说话的房子 里面充满了宝藏and a talking house full of all these treasures, 这是一些片段and wow you know what here’s a clip 这是我的新爱好 我已经看了一周了It is my new favorite bench I’ve been watching it all week. 可以在VRV上下载 我要告诉他们It’s available on Verve, and I’ll talk to them 我说 朋友们I was like it’s guys 现在可是圣诞节啊 然后他们就同意It’s Christmas and they agreed so we’re 提供给你们30天免费服务hooking you guys up with 30 days free of 快点击吧 没有广告the premium serves to check it out ad free 可以同步到你的设备 离线观看Sync it to your devices watch it offline 总之 如果你想看dofus 点链接Wherever so if you want to watch dofus click the 想看哈萌大冒险 点链接 想看英文版龙珠link Harmon quest click the link. English it up a Dragon Ball super 点链接 如果什么都不想看Click the link. if you don’t want to watch any of it 那就点链接 为啥不点 免费的哎still click the link why not it’s free 如果你在看dofus 可以发我截图when you do watch dofus definitely send me some 或你最喜欢的片段screenshots or your favorite parts because just a 因为每集都(小声)让人流口水(moan) every episode (whispers) mouth watering 你还在啊 这是本周截图作者You’re at so this week screenshot winter, 如果你还在收看and if you’re still here 那还不快注册VRV.CO/ALEXWhy haven’t you signed up for VRV.CO/ALEX yet? Also 我们还为十二月30日准备了很棒的礼物 记下这个日子We got one more really cool gift coming December 30th mark your calendars. 我是Alex ClarkIt’s Alex Clark. 再见I’ll see you somewhere bye.
  • 2021-08-24多拉勒斯事务所12莫尔东Mirdon 尼布斯Neebs 德拉克Drak 多拉勒斯Doraleous 多勒拉斯事务所Doraleous & Associates 伙计们 我们得保持专业性Ok, guys, we need to stay professional here, 就是说不许吵架and that means no arguing. 不能像平时那样争个不停None of the bickering that usually goes on. -好吧-好的 尼布斯-Alright.-Yeah, Neebs. 我们没有斗过嘴We do not ever bicker. 没错 我们什么时候吵过Yeah, when do we argue? -哪有 -有 尼布斯总是斗嘴!-Not really.-No, Neebs argues all the time! 大家都吵架 不是吗It’s every accent argue, isn’t it? 我没有吵过!I don’t ever argue! 是你在吵!It’s you argue! 谁?Who? 停!停!Stop! Stop! 看看 你没吵吗Listen, do you argue? 你? 呵呵You? Come on. 好了 尼布斯!闭嘴 可以吗?Stop, Neebs! Zip it, okay? 不要吵了!No arguing! 这帮人显然是群混蛋Theses guys apparently are pricks. 我们要用善良感化他们So we are going to kill them with kindness. 这就是计划That’s the plan. 用善良感化他们Kill them with kindness. 这是个好计划That’s a good plan. That’s a good plan. 这计划很蠢 多拉勒斯That is a stupid plan, Doraleous. 看着吧Would you just watch? 莫尔东 闭嘴But Mirdon, just shut up… 你才闭嘴 你这个矮肥猪You shut up your fat little shrimp. 闭嘴! 现在行动Shut up! Here we go. 咩国子民 我是多拉勒斯People of Meh, my name is Doraleous! 这名字好蠢!That’s a stupid name! 谢谢 非常感谢Thank you! Thank you very much! 这是我的同伴And these are my associates. -差劲-什么?-Fail.-Sorry? 巨差劲Epic fail. 后面这些……These are my associates behind… 你们真弱!You look lame! 是我的同伴 我们是来保护贵国behind me and we are here to help protect your kingdom 免受奥格多尼亚的攻击from the Nudonia attack. 我们好得很We are not roused. 咩 咩 咩 咩 咩Meh , meh , meh , meh , meh . -咩-带着头盔?-Meh.-Wear the helmet? -我们是来帮……-咩-We are here to help…-Meh. [音乐][Music] 万岁 Yahtzee陛下All hail, Lord Yahtzee. 怎么了 我可不记得邀请过陌生人What’s it on? I don’t recall if I invite a stranger. 抱歉 陛下Ah, I’m sorry, sir! 我叫多拉勒斯My name is Doraleous! 首先 我想说First of all, let me, let me? to say… 我认为您的王国很漂亮Uh, I think you have a very beautiful kingdom. -然后呢-咩 咩 咩……-So right!-Meh, meh, meh… 我不禁发现贵国兵微将寡 武器不足I couldn’t help but notice that you’re severely outnumbered and outweaponed 因此特来相助 和平解决此事and we’re here to help, like to help deal with this peacefully. 完全不同意Not on the same page at all. 咩 咩 咩……Meh, meh, meh… 不不 现在只需重新妥善分配供给No, I think it’s a matter of just redirecting supply well 便可不必兵戈相见so that your kingdoms don’t meet. 我想谈判是贵国唯一的选择I think negotiation is your only option here. 毕竟敌方武器精良I mean they’ve got some serious weapons over there. 我并不认为 咩 咩 咩No. Meh, meh, meh… 啊Ah! 看 如我所言See, that’s what I was talking about. 这巨石威力极大That boulder was devastating. 有我等帮助便能避免此类伤亡We can help you avoid this type of thing. 也没什么好避的 不是吗Well, there is not too much to avoid now, isn’t it? 再说是谁不点火就投巨石的And by the way, who shots a boulder at another army without first setting on fire? 就像蛋糕里没塞脱衣舞娘就送到单身派对上It’s like sending a giant cake to a bachelor party forgetting to put the strip inside. 你的朋友们坐等啊等 越等越气And your friends sit around waiting and waiting and waiting, getting more more pissed off 最后气得回家打老婆until they eventually go home and beat their wives 就像我打算用鹅卵石杀人一样just like I attempt to go and beat down some of them that pebble could have killed 况且几年前Not to mention I believed I’ve heard about 我看过一篇关于鹅卵石的文章said pebble in the newsletters I’ve read a few years ago 也许你还有印象 即使缓慢而可预料的攻击也能打到你about slow predictable attacks would come your way if you’re heavily impressed. 但那巨石刚砸死了你四十来名士兵But that boulder just took out like 40 of your men. 不过石头越小杀人越多Em, since a small boulder has taken out more men, 你们觉得呢 咩国子民What’s up, you, people of Meh? 咩 咩 咩Meh , meh , meh … 多拉勒斯 5点钟方向Doraleous, in coming 5 o’clock. 莫尔东 击碎它Mirdon, take out that rock. 好Got it. 尼布斯 干掉他们的投石兵Neebs, take out their trigger shell. 没问题You got a ground. 看 我们能帮上忙See, we can be useful! 是 真了不起Yes. You sweared it. 你们解决了数百迫在眉睫危险中的一个You men made the one impending danger in the hundreds of tiny impending dangers. 为何不直接放火烧死他们Why not just seal a deal of massive a bit more by making them flaming as well? 来找个乐子Just for the fun of it. 不过别担心 我们很安全But no worries cause we are safe anyway, 幸亏你们的那个精灵一箭射死一个投石兵thanks to their elf single-handedly took down a single enemy, 真是很有用呢which is going to be incredibly helpful. 但他们有一千人 近数都有箭Considering their thousands of them, many have half dozen damn arrows. 我们来算一下so let’s do a match,shall we? 看 几千名士兵减去六Let’s see.We’ve got several thousands miners, six carried the two, 进两位后除以指着天上那巨石的那个老头divided that by captain obviously pointing at the giant masses in the sky 等于我们彻底完蛋了equals we’re completely screwed. 听着!我这辈子一直在谈判Listen! I’ve been negotiating my entire life. 但如果那样不起作用But, that doesn’t work. 我们都是训练有素的战士We’ve all been trained in advanced combat tactics as well. 你要相信我们You need to trust us. 对 相信你们 听起来真明智Yeah, right! Trust you! That sounds wise. 信不信由你 其实我对你们有所耳闻Cause believe it or not, I’ve actually heard a bit about you guys. 看 你们有个胆大 烦人 可有可无的精灵Let’s see, you’ve got your fearless annoying more or less supporting elf 像一只被袜子盖住头的单脚狗一样听话who follows direction as good as a rabbit one-legged dog with sock over his head 我还听说And from what I’ve heard, 我要有儿子肯定比这个老头懂魔法my son knows more magic from this fluid wonder I don’t even have a son. 还有这个拿斧子的肉球What’s up to the fat little meat what to be with an axe. 有多少马屁就拍多少kisses the amount of arse equivalent to the amount of arse 你要是边跳脱衣舞边卖鞋that would show up to a tied teeny striptease, slash, shoed sale event. 如果把那破脑袋拧下来我估计能卖不少钱I’d imagine you being more effective if you just kicked him in the bloody head, 有他那保龄球身体 估计一个人都过不来so his fat bowling ball maybe not go over a bad guy or two. 对了多拉勒斯 你是怎么找到这些半吊子的And Doraleous, how did you find this halfway 把一个遍地战士和野兽的地方重定义成庇护所的to successfully redefine the sheltering in a land of warriors and monsters 那么多人不选偏选这几个and planting other choices including not choosing anyone at all. 我是说 你怎么面试出结果的I mean, how did you audition process go? 是关上门 灭了灯 然后扔三块石头?Did you follow the rule, turn the lights, offer them three rocks? 怕不是石头砸中谁算谁How did you could then you take off when fresh new headlocks 训话还要稿子speak them with a log 一上战场就死了and promote the battlefield only find out they’ve already dead 不过你不会介意but you don’t mind, 因为你自己就会在两个操蛋的挑战间做决定cause you make your own decisions with two challenges full of fuck off. 看这个图I see a pattern here. 方块能放进圆洞吗 不能 这个也许可以Does a square pay to took around hole, nope, maybe this square does. 你知道啥? 行了 行了You know what? Fine, fine! 老子马上就滚I’ll take my stupid name and go home. 祝你吉星高照!So, good luck! 祝你旗开得胜!都祝你!or good reasons or whatever! 欧 我的天啊 你可闭嘴吧Oh, god know anything but that, please know not that 你们这群渣渣you guys are exactly like cove. 要是我们被野蛮的甲虫大军困住了if we’ve been threaten by a monstrous army of a giant club wilding beetles 欢迎你们来清理掉甲虫 扔掉鞋子so you can come in up with cleaning the beetle, putting off our shoes. 没门No way! 我觉得多拉勒斯在这件事情上做得很好Well, I think Doraleous handle that pretty well. 你们觉得呢What do you think? 咩Meh—— [音乐][music]
  • 2021-08-24星球大战外传:侠盗一号经典回顾[开始][starting] 大家好!我们刚刚完成了2016年最后一期HISHEHey everyone! We finished our last HISHE of 2016 《侠盗一号》我已经看了两次and I’ve now seen Rogue One twice. 我认为是时候再做一次HISHE的回顾了So I thought it’s another good time to do a HISHE Review. 你觉得怎样?So what do you say? 聊聊《侠盗一号》?talk to some Rogue One? 那就来吧Let’s get to it. “侠盗一号”Rogue One! “他们在建造死星!”They’re building the Death Star! “但琴•厄索来了”But then comes Jyn Erso… “夺走了他们的计划⋯⋯”to snatch up their plans… 《侠盗一号》讲的是星战故事all right…. Rogue One colon a Star Wars story. 或其他人说的《星球大战外传》Or to everyone else Star Wars Episode 3.9 是一部史诗级的历险is an epic adventure about 一群来自银河系的特立独行的反抗团队a diverse team of rebel types from all over the galaxy who 组织执行一项疯狂的任务volunteer to go on a crazy mission to 盗取死星的机密文件steal the plans of the death star which 你可能已经了解了you probably already knew because we’ve 因为这个我们聊了很长时间all been talking about this for a long time. 这也是个多数人it’s also a story that most people 都能猜到结局的故事probably could guess how it ends 将我们的人生分成四部曲 但我认为having episode 4 part of our lives. But i think 它依旧还是完全值得观看的it’s still totally worth watching just the same. 它是一部极好的星战电影It’s an awesome star wars film! 它充满怀旧情怀 回归初心It’s full of nostalgic call backs to the original 包括前面的三部曲以及前传trilogy as well as nods to the prequels 它的一些战斗场面and it has some of the coolest fight sequences 在星战电影中是前所未有的酷炫we’ve ever had a Star Wars movie. 电影确实有点慢热The movie does have a slow-burn. 我猜是由加里斯•爱德华斯执导的缘故I think that’s credit to Gareth Edwards directing this film, 我反正能接受which is fine with me. 开始时节奏比较慢It moves kind of slow at the beginning, 但它的结局惊人得精彩but it builds to an incredible final. 所以对我来说 电影棒极了So to me the movie was fantastic. 它的主调带着点灰暗The tone is a little darker. 抱歉了年轻人 但我认为这点对整个故事很重要Sorry younglings, but I think that’s important for this story. 毕竟这部电影发生在复仇之后This movie is after revenge of the sith 新的希望之前and before a new hope after all. 所以我认为这个基调恰到好处So I thought the tone was very appropriate. 我真的很享受这部电影I really enjoyed the movie. 所以我会说 如果你还没看 就快看吧So I would say go check it out if you haven’t yet. 我为这部电影拍了一堆马屁So now that I’ve kissed this movie’s butt a whole bunch, 现在来聊一聊预告片let’s talk spoilers. 我简直不敢相信伽林•厄索I can’t believe Galen Erso turned out 竟然是卢克•天行者的亲爹!to be Luke Skywalker’s real dad! 我开玩笑的I’m kidding 至少我非常确定这不是真的That’s uh.. that’s at least i’m pretty sure that’s not true. 我们不知道!We don’t know! 但预告片还是透露了一些But still spoilers ahead people! 你们觉得演员怎么样?What do you think about the cast? 我爱死他们了I like’d them… 下一个问题!Next question! 想知道细节?好Oh you want details? Okay. 我认为演员都很酷I thought the cash was cool. 我喜欢他们都不是绝地武士I like that they’re not Jedi. 他们就和你我一样They’re just like you and me. 我超喜欢琴•厄索这个角色I really like Jyn Erso’s character. 我喜欢她父亲的故事I like the story about her father. 她一生都认为She’s living her life thinking 她父亲是自愿加入帝国军的Her father join the Empire willingly so 她有着非常坎坷的过去she’s got a seriously troubled past. 我认为克伦尼克是一个超级坏蛋I thought critic was an excellent villain. 他就像帝国中你想要的任何事物He’s like everything you want from the Empire. 我喜欢K2SOI love K2SO. 因为作为一个刻薄的机器人As the sarcastic droid 他总有那么多槽点he has so many great lines. 他就像c-3po会飞的暴躁兄弟He’s like c-3po snarky brother that can actually fight. 他棒极了He’s great. 刚开始我非常不喜欢卡西安I didn’t like Cassian and so much the first time through, 但是第二眼我喜欢上了but after my second viewing I was like. 天 卡西安酷毙了!Dude. Cassian’s kind of dope! 他和琴似乎要勾搭上了He and Jyn need to like hook up already. 讲真 我没有太多时间seriously there’s not much time. 我要快一点 另一个I need to hurry up! Another character 我开始不感冒的角色是飞行员菩提that didn’t work for me the first time was the pilot Bodhi. 同样在他第二次出场时我喜欢上的But again after the second viewing I was like. 菩提你是个纯爷们儿Bodhi. You’re alright man! 你离开了帝国军!你叛逃了!You left the Empire! You defected! 你拿到了核心!You got the nuts! 你得忍受福雷斯特•惠特克的奇怪真理You just had to put up with Forest Whitaker’s weird truth. Jabba是Hutt的创造物Jabba the Hutt creature. 你喜欢谁?Who was your favorite? 我最爱的角色是(行动)毫不费劲的奇鲁 原因很简单My favorite character is hands-down Chirrut for obvious reasons 他做的每一件事都酷毙了Everything he does is awesome and I 我认为我们绝对需要totally think we need a mini series of 为他和贝兹做个小系列 就像杰达him and Baze like walking around Jedah 带有武打动作having adventures like KungFu. 我想每个人都感觉到I thought everyone felt like. 他们对此十分适应They fit into this universe very well. 真希望我能再多了解他们一点I would have liked to have gotten know all of them a little more. 但我认为这不是电影的目的But I don’t think that was ever the purpose of this movie 随后我会对此做进一步探究which I’ll go into more later. 你怎么看CGTarkin?What did you think about CG Tarkin? 我发现很多人讨厌CG TarkinI’m seeing a lot of hate on the CG Tarkin 我不是十分理解I don’t really understand. 我认为CG Tarkin真的很酷I thought CG Tarkin was really cool. 我其实都是为了看他I’m actually all for this. 所以我想我要做个CG Han的专辑So much so I think we should be making a CG Han Solo 年轻的Han的独幕剧for this younger Han Solo movie 下面开始吐槽that’s coming down the line, 没有人同意Nobody else here agrees with me, 所以我要自己做so I’m on my own with that one. 希望大伙能像观看哈里森•福特的电影一样享受But whatever. Enjoy your guy pretending to be harrison ford movie! 言归正传Anyway, 他虽然仍然有点机器人的样子although there’s still something kind of robotic about him. 我还是想看机器人会带来多大影响I just love how far digital effects have come 这令我兴奋异常and that really excites me. CG Tarkin并不完美CG Tarkin is not perfect 你能看出他仍然有点机械样he still feels a little robotic you can really tell it, 和后面的机器人莱亚一样with the digital Leia later in the movie. 但我依旧喜欢 因为他们试图But I still love that they are trying to 对接时间轴来铸造角色keep the characters true to the timeline 而不仅仅是看着像instead of replacing them with some look-alikes. 达斯•维德呢?What about that Darth Vader Scene Doh? 我要说些I’m going to say something that 大概没人认同的事I think nobody will agree with and that is 我感觉达斯•维德I actually feel like Darth Vader 在这部剧里是多余的wasn’t needed in this movie. 什么!?Whaaaaat!? 达斯•维德是整部剧中最出彩的Darth Vader had the best scene in the whole show! 你傻呀!别傻了!You dumb! Stop being dumb! 我不是说他的出场不精彩I didn’t say his scene wasn’t awesome. 是非常精彩It was totally awesome. 他的第二幕相当惊喜At the second scene was incredible. 第一幕 我认为 有些怪异 很出戏The first scene, I thought, was kind of weird and very out of place. 他就是出于某原因晃出穆斯塔法He’s just hanging out on mustafar for some reason. 这一出很重要 但后面的故事里没有他That’s important. But he’s not in the rest of the story. 就在最后面的时候出现But then he comes out the very end like “嗯 我相信这个冒险是冲我来的”“ehemm I believe this saga is supposed to be about me!” 他就是不小心露了个面And then he just whoops everyone 而大家 惊喜万分 像是“耶!”这样but and it’s incredible and everybody’s like “Yeeeeaaah!” 真是棒极了 可能是It was so awesome and probably 这部电影中大部分人喜欢的一幕Most people’s favorite part of the movie. 我希望他的出场能在I just wish his presence was more crucial 《侠盗一号》帝国故事里更关键的时候to the Empire story of Rogue One, 像是追踪者们让我相信可能会发生as the trailers led me to believe might happen, 这也是另一个我要吐槽的地方whitch is my other beef with this movie. 有很多镜头在预告片里There are a lot of shots in the trailers 或是网络电影短片里出现or in the web featurettes 但直到影片结束也没有看到that they released that did not happen in the final movie 换句话说 他们改动了很多which means they changed a lot of stuff or 或者编造了这些片段they faked some of these trailers shots, 像“你会成为谁?”的前后是什么like what was that whole ‘What will you become?” 这到底有什么?Why does that even matter? 我想这部电影走的是I thought this film was gonna go 完全不同的方向in a completely different direction 只除了声音just from that sound by alone. 我以为反抗团会躲进真的死星上去I thought the rebels were gonna have to sneak on the actual Death Star 然后用某种不易被抓的方法盗出计划and somehow get the plans out of there without being captured. 万一被抓到了 你知道的except that they are captured, you know, 比如达斯•维德 他很可能给他们洗脑from like Darth Vader and then maybe he liked brainwashes them. 或是将他们变成冬日战士or turn them into like winter soldiers 之后变成什么东西that turn into something later down the line 像是⋯⋯我不知道 骑士的刃like… I don’t know, the Knights of Ren! 沿着铁路 像预测的那样 我猜We kind of…went off the rails on the predictions with this one I think. 琴•厄索会成为雷的妈妈 我知道!Jyn Erso’s gonna be Rey’s mom I know it! 这样 侠盗一号就是个“屁”Meanwhile Rogue One is just like “Nope!” 我们把一切都变了We’re changing all that. 琴在狭小通道上走向TIE斗士没有Jyn walking to the TIE fighter on the catwalk.Didn’t happen. 克伦尼克在死星上跟维德说话没有Krennic talking to Vader on the Death Star.Didn’t happen. 琴带着死星计划在沙滩上跑没有Jyn running on the beach with Death Star plans.Didn’t happen. 镜头前 琴穿着突击队员服的特写没有Jyns epic turn the camera and the stormtrooper suit. Didn’t happen. “我要反抗” 没有“I rebel.” Didn’t happen. 克伦尼克步入燃烧的沙滩 没有Krennic walking in the burning beach.Didn’t happen. 达斯•维德在死星上的映射没有The Darth Vader reflection on the Death Star.Didn’t happen. 原片是什么样的?What was the original cut of this movie? 某个东西引到沙滩上Something led to the beach, 琴和卡西安因为某些原因because Jyn and Cassian somehow 他们最后走到那儿make their way down there at the end. 所以有些片断剪掉了So there’s some pieces missing here. 无论如何 还是要感谢预告片Either way thanks a lot trailers 我很努力地想过《侠盗一号》I’ve been thinking really hard about what is it 有什么那么吸引我that I appreciated most about Rogue One. 我想是这个And I believe it’s this. 我第一次看时When I watched the film the first time 觉着这电影节奏真慢I thought this movie was just really slow 但是是部非常宏伟壮观的星战片with an awesome great giant Star Wars 最后的战斗场面非常宏伟nostalgia pack mega battle at the end 我觉得很好Which I was ok with. 但我不喜欢的是我看不到潜台词But I didn’t like that I couldn’t see the subtext right away. 我看第二次的时候When I watch the film a second time 我大概看出了它的主题I think I saw what that subject is. 信任 还有 可能是牺牲精神Trust and also maybe sacrifice. 但我想 更多的是信任But more trust i think. 电影里的大多数角色Most of the characters in this movie 都跟信任有关have an issue with trust 也有些是疑虑or have serious doubts about the other. 琴感觉被抛弃Jyn feels abandoned. 卡西安不信任琴的父亲Cassian doesn’t believe Jyn’s father can be trusted. 他甚至受命去暗杀伽林He’s even told to assassinate Galan. K2SO总是认为他们会死K2SO is constantly thinking they’re all gonna die 计算不会发生的胜算and giving the odds of how this is never gonna work. 福勒斯特•惠特克认为Forrest Whitaker thinks 飞行员编造了伽林•厄索发来的信息the pilot is lying with Galan Erso’s message. 反抗者联盟似乎任何事都不认同Rebel Alliance can’t seem to agree about anything. 克伦尼克甚至不信任自己的帝国Even Krennic can’t trust his own Empire. 每个人都有各自的问题Everyone is on their own 感觉 银河要下地狱了In a sense, in the galaxy that is going to hell 没人愿意越过信仰and nobody is willing to take that leap of faith. 琴的故事让我注意到两点But two things stood out to me about Jyn’s story 这两点是什么呢In regards to what were the points. 开始的时候 琴还是个孩子At the beginning, when Jyn is a child, 她母亲给了她一个水晶her mother gives her the crystal 告诉她“相信原力”and says “Trust the Force”. 之后在一个不相干的场景 卡西安对琴心烦意乱And later in an unrelated scene, Cassian is upset with Jyn 因为他发现她藏有武器when he finds out that she has a weapon. 他说拿这来He saying give it here. 他不相信她 然后她说He doesn’t trust her and she says “信任是相互的”“Trust goes both ways.” 我认为这是故事的中心思想I feel like this is the center of the entire story. 因为是库里特响应了这两观点Because the one character that echoes these two ideas is Churrit. 库里特和他朋友巴泽完全相信原力Churrit completely trusts in the force as well as his friend Baze. 他甚至说“我完全不怕”He even says I fear nothing “因为所以这些力量都会消失”for all is as the force will exit. 当这两个观点最终反映到When these two ideas are finally applied to 电影中的其他演员们时the rest of the cast in the movie 任务终于完成了the mission finally begins to succeed 反抗者联盟终于团结一致and the rebellion solidifies. 当琴说“愿原力永在”时When Jyn says “May the force be with us” 就是一切对上的时候that’s when it all clicks 他们需要的新的希望来了which creates the new hope they all need to carry on 影片的末尾 任务完成的代价是他们的生命In the end, the mission costs in their lives 但他们所渴求的目标更加伟大but the cause they’re dying for was much greater. 我认为这点非常酷 非常有普遍性I think that is really cool and very Universal. 你们可以暧昧 可以争辩 或是生于恐惧You could vague and argue or live in fear. 也可以放弃 对任何事都不在意Or you can just give up and not care about anything. 就如琴说的“绝不查找”Wrote “Never look up” as Jyn says. 又或者你们聚在一起 互相信任Or you can come together, trust one another 成为有意义的一部分and be a part of something that has meaning 这很赞 我从没料到That’s really awesome and something I never really expected this movie 在第三部和第四部的小小空间之间创造了这部外传to pull out of that tiny little space between episode 3 and 4. 最后的那场太惊人了That final battle is incredible. 我们得到了很多很棒的回忆We could have all these awesome memories of all the old pilots 我们看到红5是怎么死的and we could see how Red 5 dies. 如果没有信任这一线在故事里But without that story about trust, 你就不能明白新的希望在哪you don’t get to see where a new hope actually begins. 这也是我欣赏《侠盗一号》的地方And that’s what I appreciate most about Rogue One. 好了 这些都是我对《侠盗一号》的观后感Okay! Those are my thoughts on Rogue One. 希望你们喜欢 同时祝你电影收看愉快I hope you enjoyed it. And I hope that you also enjoyed Rogue One. 请在下方评论区留下你们的影评Please let me know what you thought of the movie in the comments below, Han 的独幕剧你有多想要?and how much that you totally wanted cg Han Solo movie! 没有?只有我?好吧 没关系!No? Just me? Ok, fine! 我知道我们会很快着手《侠盗一号》的HISHEI know we will get working on a Rogue One HISHE pretty soon. 我们有些其他的主题要做We’ve got some other titles that we’re going to focus on first. 所以先记下想看的片子So just add that to the list of episodes to look forward to. 以上 感谢大家的收看Ok, that’s all ! For now, thank you guys so much for watching. 请在推特和照片分享上找到我们Be sure to follow us on twitter and instagram stuff 我们下次再见!拜!And we’ll see you next time! Bye!
  • 2021-08-24一分钟说清《龙珠战士:克隆战争》很多年前 红缎带军团Years ago, the Red Ribbon Army sought 寻找龙珠希望以此统治世界out the Dragon Balls to wish for world domination 同时可能让红元帅增高and maybe make Commander Red taller. 因此最后To this end, 红元帅召集了格罗博士在内的地球上最有思想的人Red recruited the greatest minds on Earth including Doctor Gero 但他们的军队却被年轻的赛亚人孙悟空打倒but their army was overthrown by the young Saiyan boy Goku. 格罗博士开始沉浸在创造可以碾压孙悟空的战士中Gero became obsessed with creating warriorspowerful enough to crush Goku. 在经过几个失败的机器人后After several failed androids, 他开始在他的实验中使用真人基因he began using DNA from real people for his experiments. 显著的实验包括使用他已故儿子基因的机器人16Notable experiments included Android 16 based on his deceased son 逃跑的双胞胎机器人17和18twin runaways Androids 17 and 18 赛尔 结合了孙悟空基因的机器人and Cell, the combined DNA of Goku, Z战士和他们的敌人the Z Fighters, and their enemies. 之后博士为活的更久将他的基因加到机器人20中Gero then turned himself into Android 20 to live longer, 但是机器人17背叛并杀死了他but Android 17 betrayed and killed him 同时机器人16甚至在和赛尔战斗and 16 even gave his life to fight 并唤回了一些他的人性 但是Cell and reclaim some of his humanity. But, 死亡并不是永恒的c’mon, death isn’t permanent! 机器人16被回收了Android 16 has returned 和你最爱的战士在长相和战斗上相同的克隆军队一起with an army of clones that look and fight like your favorite warriors 然而真正的他们却神秘的失去了意识while their real counterparts have mysteriouslyfallen unconscious. 不仅仅是这样 弗列萨 赛尔Not only that, Frieza, Cell, 纳帕 和基纽特战队都奇迹般很好的存活Nappa, and the Ginyu Force are all miraculously alive and well. 随着能量抑制波大多数And with power-dampening waves that mostly 存活者感觉到小林实际上exist to make sense of Krillin actually putting 是在和布鲁斯的克隆人战斗up a fight with someone like Beerus, 你将不得不斗争通过克隆战士you ’ ll have fight your way through clones 去增强你控制的反派和超级英雄之间的联系strengthen your bond to the super warriors and villains you control, 然后发现了机器人21的真实出身and uncover Android 21 ’ s true origin. 玩的开心!Have fun!
  • 2021-08-24给《星球大战外传.侠盗一号》换个结尾好的 阁下 我们已抵达厄瑟农场Okay, Sir! We’ve arived at Erso Farm. 飞行员 做得好Excellent work, Pilot! 先盘旋两三次 然后飞远点再着陆Now circle around a couple of times, and then land extremely far away. 阁下 很远吗Far away, Sir? 是的 距离360米着陆Yes! Land like 400 yards away… 我们一起走直线过去and we’ll all walk together in a straight line. 队列会非常惊人的It will look amazing! 这样不会让他们有时间逃跑或隐藏吗Wouldn’t that give them time to run away or something? Or hide? 不 这很有气势 每个人都会喜欢的No it will be intimidating! And everyone is going to love it! [扰频声]*scrambled audio* 你说什么What did you say? [扰频声]*scrambled audio* 说真的 谁都听不懂你在讲什么Nobody can understand you guys! For real! 你不要再含糊不清了You don’t have to scramble your words ALL of the Time! 我说我真的不想走360米了I said I don’t really want to walk 400 yards. 我也是Yeah me either! 好吧 那我们降落在他们门前吧Okay fine! We’ll land right at their doorstep! 天哪Geez! 你们怎么就不理解生活中处处是奇迹呢Why don’t you take the epicness out of everything?! 伽林Galen! 你不会赢的You will NEVER Win! 为了死亡星球 你需要这个结构性计划You’ll need the structural plans for the Death Star. 我知道计划存档在斯卡里夫行星And I know there is a data archive on Scarif. 但这完全是一次自杀式任务啊Pbtbtbt! But that would be a total suicide mission 我永远不会把我女儿置于危险境地And I’d never send my daughter into harms way. 所以我把计划刻印在了一张光盘上So instead I just copied the plans to a disk… 藏在飞行员Bodhi身上And hid them with the pilot, Bodhi… 还包括这份影像信息along with this message. 计划一直在Bodhi身上The plans are with Bodhi? 是的 那个飞行员Oh yes! The Pilot! 他带着这些计划He was carrying these plans. 你父亲是个聪明人Your father was a wise man. 琴 我们得走了Jyn! We have to go! 拯救反抗军Save the rebellion! 拯救梦想Save the Dream! 噢 你的计划Oh! And save your message! 琴Jyn! 你忘了拿光盘You left it behind! 天啊Oh my gosh! 亲爱的 你得再小心一点You must be more careful my dear! 非常感谢Thank you so much! 不用谢No problem! 祝你们一路顺风 顺利逃脱死亡之旅Now have a good trip escaping the impending tidal wave of death! 你不和我们走吗Are you not coming with us? 不 琴 我跑不了啦No, Jyn. I will run no longer. 不会吧 你不是刚到这儿吗 不过不管了That makes no sense I feel like you just got here but WHATEVER! 再见Peace Out! 也许我疯了吧I make no sense! 再见了Bye! 爸爸Father! 什么……What the! 废物crap! 天哪 我们被包围了Oh we’re surrounded! 好极了Alright! 多么Whaaaaooooo 爸爸 是我Papa! It’s me! 星团Stardust? 我们先出去Lets get out of here! 看外面Look Out! 所以So… 我仍然是指挥官I’m still in command? 你觉得呢Do you feel in charge? 但我给你建造了死亡之星But I built you a Death Star. 这就是你功高盖主的理由吗And this gives you power over me? [透不过气来]*choking* 我喘不过气了I can’t breathe! 主任 小心些 别被野心噎死了Be careful not to… choke on your aspirations, Director. [喘息]*gasp* 冷笑话Dad jokes? 真的吗Really? 冷笑话Dad jokes?! 你什么意思 为什么这么说What do you mean? Why would you say that? 你觉得我是一位父亲吗Do you think I’m a father?! 不 维达尊主No Lord Vader! 你刚刚说的It’s just… what you said… 他们把它叫做冷笑话It’s what they call a “dad” joke. 嗯哼Mmmhmmmm. 像是双关语Like a bad pun. 噢Oh. 所以 不是父亲的意思So… Not a father. 挺可惜的How unfortunate… 因为如果我是一位父亲的话Because if I WAS a father… 我会很高兴的I’d be VERY excited about it. 我与原力同在 原力与我同在I am one with the force and the force is with me. 我与原力同在 原力与我同在I am one with the force and the force is with me. Chirrut 不Chirrut! NO! 我与原力同在 原力与我同在I am one with the force and the force is with me. 现在AND NOW! 我有了光剑I have a lightsaber! 什么 哪儿来的光剑What the! Where did that come from? 我借了琴的凯伯水晶Jyn let me borrow her kyber crystal! 自己做了把光剑So I made my staff a lightsaber! 什么时候做的When!? 别担心Don’t worry about it! 我现在是绝地勇士 其他的无关紧要了I’m a jedi now and that’s all there is to it! 原力Force! 是Yes! 哈哈Ahhh! 哈哈 你看到了吗Hehe! Did you see that? 我扔了个手榴弹噢 天哪I totally threw a grenade in the HOLY CRAP! 我们没多长时间可活了So we only have like a few moments left to live… 要不最后再干点啥?You wanna make out or something? 好啊…Yes! [喇叭声]*honk honk* 好消息 你们获救了Congratulations! You are being rescued! Kk-2SOK! K-2SO! 你在干啥?Are you serious?! 你想跟她……You were about to make out with her! 你老婆知道吗?Do you know where she’s been? 你怎么可能还活着How are you still alive!? 我告诉过你我们的生还几率低于百分之三十I told you our chances for survival were under 30 percent… 所以我提前把记忆库复制到其他机器人备份好了Which is why I preemptively copied my memory banks into that other droid we hacked earlier… 这就用上了Duh! k 你太聪明了Wow that’s really smart, K! 我们也都活下来了And we’re all still alive too! 我成绝地武士And I’m a jedi! 真的吗 这世界太疯狂了Really?! How in the world!? 没时间解释了 快走No time to explain we’ve gotta go! Hurry Up! 好的Oh right! 我是风中落叶 我是风中落叶I’m a leaf on the wind! I’m a leaf on the wind! [警报声]*alarm sounds* 怎么了 菜鸟What up, Noobs? 开火Open fire! 不好意思了 实在太不好意思啦Excuse me. Excuse me. Oh excuse me. 你 升天吧And you, Lift! 发射激光炮 发射激光炮Firing lasers. Firing lasers. 不错有效果 打疼我了 不错 不错It’s clearly working quite well! Yes yes yes. 哎呀Whoops! 不好意思 搞定了Excuse me. Coming through. 弄个洞Make a hole and… 快开呀Take it! 呦Yoink! 啊啊啊啊AAAAAGH! 呵呵呵呵呵呵Hehehe… 简直易如反掌All too easy. 你变了 塔金There’s something different about you, Tarkin. 你减肥了吗Did you lose weight? 没有No? 还是换了个新发型A new haircut perhaps? 不 不是No. That’s not it. 噢Oh! 我知道了You know what? 这是3D数字人脸It’s the digital face! 我懂了I see it now. 准备好称赞吧You may admire when ready.
  • 2021-08-24“动画师大战火柴人”纸牌游戏嗨 朋友们 我之前说过要向大家展示Hey guys, so I said that I was going to give a demonstration “动画师大战火柴人”卡牌游戏of the Animator vs. Animation card game. 所以我做了这个视频So I’m gonna do that in this video. Kickstarter上的这个活动其实用了27小时就完成了所有目标The Kickstarter campaign actually reached his goal after 27 hours, 并且完成了三个延伸目标and already hit three of its stretch goals. 但仍有些延伸目标尚未完成 包括盒子磁锁制作But there are still some stretch goals to hit,including a magnetic latch for the box. 所以你在这个视频中看到的纸牌游戏可能与最终版本大有不同So the version of the card game that you see in this video is likely going to be very different from the final product, 因为制作方在源源不断地加入新元素since they’re constantly adding new things and 会更改卡片文字 改善制作材料changing the wording on the cardsand Improving the materials. 所以 让我们看视频的时候 以了解这个游戏为主So watch this video from the mindset that you’re watching the gameplay 而不是卡片质量rather than looking at the quality of the cards. 让我们来看看吧 那么So let’s get into it! Alright, so… 我现在就来说说这个游戏是怎么玩的Here’s how the game is played. 这副牌里有各种各样的卡片So in the deck we’ve got a bunch of types of cards. 这是角色卡There’s the character cards, right here. 顶端白色的是项目卡You’ve got the item cards,which have the the white top. 然后……这是什么 呃?And then you’ve got… what are these umm? 加速卡 顶端为蓝色Quick cards, which have the blue on the top so… 项目卡 加速卡和角色卡…item cards, quick cards and character cards. 还有这些行动牌So you’ve also got these action tiles. 拖动 旋转 移动和点击The drag, rotate, move and click. 还有一个指针 它决定了哪一方先行You’ve also got this pointerwhich decides where… who goes first. 然后在下一轮游戏时 将它传给下一个人And you pass it to the next person for the next round. 以让他能够先行So they can go first. 那么So…. 游戏的得分要点在于 让火柴人互相攻击the point of the gameis for the stick figures to attack each other. 最终目标是 游戏结束时拿到16分and the goal is to get 16 points by the end of the round. 所以so each… 每位玩家会得到8个这种塑胶代币player gets eight of these… acrylic tokens. 用来计分These are going to be the points. 说到攻击的方法So the way that they attack, 角色卡上火柴人的拳头其实有所指向if you look at the character card, there’s actually the fists that are pointing up. 拳头所指的方向即为其攻击方向That’s the direction that the character is facing. 比如 黄方正指向蓝方So if, for example: Yellow is facing this character. 这意味着黄方正在攻击蓝方Then that I mean he’s attacking Blue. 因此 每轮游戏结束后如果角色像这样处于攻击状态And so at the end of the round when all the point, when… when they attack each other, 黄方就可以从蓝方手中赢得一个代币then this person, this the stick figure would take one token from Blue. 因为他攻击了蓝方Because he’s attacking Blue. 如果双方互相攻击 那么两者相互抵消And if Blue is facing… if they’re facing each other,then the points cancel out. 无人受伤 无人得分And no one gets damaged. 下面让我们实战演练一下So let’s play through a game to show how it actually works. 每位玩家均有十张行动牌So each player gets ten action tiles. 分别为and they get: 两张拖动 四张旋转two drags, four rotates, 两张移动和两张点击two moves, and two clicks. 他们的作用是……我想想And what they do is, uh… let’s see “旋转”用来旋转你的角色 像是这样Rotate allows you to rotate your character like this, 任意方向旋转90度或者180度or 90 or 180 degrees in any direction. 并且可以旋转任意角色 不仅限于自身And not just your character, but any character. “移动”可以像这样交换角色位置Move lets you move… switch places with a character like that. 保留下了新的位置和方向And the positions and rotations would be preserved. 比方说 红方现在面朝这边So for example if Red is facing this way, 你交换了这些角色and you switch these guys, 就是这样做then you would just do this, 现在 蓝方面朝红方And now Blue’s facing Red, and so you kind of 某种程度上 你扭转了局势turn the tables on them. 使用“点击”可对角色造成一次伤害Click just does one damage to that character, so… 嗯……um… 点击 所以如果绿方对红方使用“点击”click, so if Green is doing click on on Red, then 那么绿方得一分Green would get one point there. 为了避免混乱 我把这个牌换回去I should probably switch these back to be less confusing. “拖拽”是用来And then drag is in order to 从角色身上拿走一件装备take an item away from a character, so… 比方说 红方装备了这把枪let’s say that the gun is equipped to Red, 那么你可以使用“拖拽”then you would use drag, 拿走那把枪and then take that away. 你可以留着那把枪 也可以给其他人And you can choose to give it to your character or another character, 也可以扔了它or discard it. 当你在目标角色的旁边 并且你没有任何装备时and you can only take give it to your character if you’re next to it 你就必须装备它and if you don’t have anything equip you already. 每个人有十张行动牌Each person gets ten of these. 让我把它们分类放好Let’s let me just distribute those out. 随机决定一人开始 比如说 从蓝方开始So you decide a random person to go first, let’s say Blue goes first. 每个人分到两张项目卡So… everyone gets two cards. 然后依次使用行动牌And then you take turns putting down an action tile. 蓝方先行 比如说 他们出了一张“旋转”牌So Blue would go down go first. Let’s say that they put down a rotate, 但他们并不翻牌明示but they keep it hidden facedown. 假设蓝方想要旋转他们的火柴人So let’s say they want to rotate their Blue character and then 我认为 第一步一般用“旋转”比较好You I guess a good first action’s usually to rotate, so 红方有可能对蓝方使用“点击”maybe Red wants to use click on Blue you could do that 所有人都出过牌后 你还有机会改变你放牌的位置So once all the tiles are down, you’re actually allowed to change your mind where you put your tile. 如果我原先把牌放在这里 我可以换到这里So if I put mine here, I could I could choose to put it here instead. 当所有人都决定好的时候But once they’re all down and everyone is good with their choice, 玩家依次翻牌then you take turns again revealing your tile with the first person, so 蓝方用了一张“旋转” 转向绿方this person uses a rotate and maybe rotates towards Green. 绿方也用了“旋转” 并且转回指向了蓝方Green did rotate also and decides to rotate back towards Blue. 红方决定使用一次“点击”Red decided to do a click 也就是说 红方直接得了一分and so that would mean you take a point right away. 黄方决定攻击蓝方And Yellow decides to attack Blue. 现在我们丢掉这些用过的行动牌So now we discard the action tiles, 下一环节我们将使用项目卡 我们看一下蓝方so the next part of the round we’re using item cards, so if we look at Blue’s hand umm… 他有项目卡和加速卡he’s got item card here and a quick card here. 可以从颜色上进行区分You can tell by that color. 现在可以使用一张项目卡So you’re allowed to use an item card. 比方说 他决定装备一支铅笔So let’s say he has decided to equip a pencil 这样他就能造成一次额外的伤害and that allows him to have one extra damage, so 嗯……默认情况下 每个火柴人每次只能打出一下伤害Umm…by default each character does one damage, 但现在蓝方一次能打出两下 绿方只有一下But now this person does two. This person does one. 所以蓝方会对绿方造成一下伤害And so this person would do one damage to them. 每个人都可以这么做 啊 不错 一个“工具条”Each person is allowed to also do that. Oh, that’s nice, a side bar, so 现在绿方以多一次的伤害占优势Now Green has the advantage with one extra. 红方没有项目卡 黄方也没有And Red doesn’t have any item cards and neither does Yellow. 现在轮到加速卡出场了So now is the chance to use a quick card. 加速卡只能用一次Quick cards are used once and then they’re discarded. 这张卡上说 它能让目标在本轮游戏中无法进行攻击So this says target animation can’t attack this turn so 蓝方可以很好地把这张卡用在绿方身上that’s very good for Blue, so he’s gonna use it on Green. 绿方本轮无法攻击 也就是说 他必须承受两次伤害And Green can’t attack this round, and that means he gets to do two damage to him “抓手工具”基本上是一张额外的移动牌And then hand tool is a one extra move and that’s a basically one extra move tile so 绿方可以选择移动这两方he could choose to move these two. 现在……有点乱 那么现在And now… this is kind of messy, now 绿方面朝这边 避免了蓝方的攻击he’s facing this wayand avoiding the attack from from Blue. 这有点酷So that’s kind of cool and now 这个……我想想……现在蓝方即将攻击红方this one… let’s see… so now Blue is attacking target animation. “本轮无法攻击”卡 对 就用这个Can’t attack this turn, so… yeah, that’s a good thing to do, too. 红方对蓝方使用“套索” 使其无法攻击Red is gonna use lasso on Blue and now Blue can’t attack Red. 看看这里有什么And let’s see what do we have here? 让我们使用“杀毒软件” 可以造成两次伤害Let’s use the antivirusand just do… umm… two damage to… 对着…… 比方说 绿方let’s say Green. 现在万事俱备 我们已经遍历了一轮游戏的三个部分So now everything is… Now we’ve gone through the three parts of the round, 分别展示了什么是行动牌、项目卡和加速卡which are the action tiles, item cards and the quick cards. 现在我们要来评估谁受到的伤害多and so now we evaluatewho gets damaged by how much. So 基本上蓝方和绿方无法进行攻击 因此无需考虑basically both Blue and Green can’t attack,so that doesn’t count. 这些都无需计算None of those, none of those count… Umm… 红方没有面向任何一方 因此未进行攻击but Red yeah, Red isn’t facing anywhere,so doesn’t attack anyone. 基本上 唯一受到攻击的是and basically the only one who gets damaged is umm… 对 是绿方 他因为黄方的杀毒软件受到了两次攻击Oh actually yeah.Green gets hit for two by using this antivirus. 黄方攻击了蓝方 造成一次伤害And then Yellow is attacking Blue and gets one damage, so Yellow basically. 以上是本轮的得分 现在我们丢掉所有用过的加速卡It’s all the points this round so now we discard all of these quick cards. 恩……让我们继续下一轮游戏Umm… That and we move on to the next round. So 应该是逆时针方向 所以……I think it’s counterclockwise so 黄方是下一个先行者 每轮游戏每一方玩家取一张卡Yellow is next.So we each take one card every round. 现在轮到黄方出行动牌And now it’s Yellow’s turn to do the action tile, so 基本上我们只是重复上一轮游戏We basically just keep going the same way. This is the same repeat as the last round. 我们继续But we keep going, 先用行动牌 再用项目卡 最后用加速卡using the action tiles then using any item cards and then using any quick cards. 谁先得到16点 谁就赢了And basically whoever gets 16 points by the… you know whoever gets 16 points first wins, 或者行动牌用完的时候 谁点数最大 谁就赢了or whoever has the most points by the time all the action tiles are used up. 因为每人有十张行动牌 所以意味着需要进行十轮游戏And there’s ten action tiles,so that means there’s ten rounds. 所以10轮之后 点数高者获胜So after 10 rounds whoever has the most points wins. 以上就是基本的玩法So… yeah, that’s basically how to play. 我们再来仔细看一下卡上括号里的东西And so I just want to go over some of the things on the cards in parenthesis. 这里的“一次”是指 这张卡你只能装备一次 本轮游戏结束时便失效So once means you equip it once and then at the end of the round you discard it 这张卡也只能装备“一次” 但它不会被别人“拖拽”走This one is the same you equip it once, but it can’t be dragged. “刷子”有作用范围限制And then brush has a reach. 这个作用范围仅在八人游戏中有效And this actually only affectswhen you have an eight player game. 我不确定这个游戏八个人能不能玩 因为行动牌有限And I’m not sure if the game actually supports eight players yet with the action tiles. 我觉得这是一个延伸目标I think that’s a stretch goal but 但是如果你真的需要或者想玩八人游戏if you were if you did have eight players or played an eight player game 你得进行不同的安排 我快速地摆一下You would set it up differently.Let me just do it real quick. 这就是一个八人游戏So this is an eight player game. 如果一方想要使用刷子 比如说红方And if one person were to use a brush for example Red, 并且这样子旋转and they were to be rotated this way, 那就意味着 攻击范围扩大到两个人that means that their attack would reach to another one extra person so 这就是范围性攻击So that’s what reach does. 遗憾的是你不能同时拥有两件装备But unfortunately you can’t double equip.You can only equip one thing at a time. 要除去某个角色的项目卡And the only way to get rid of an item 只能使用“拖拽”牌 或者“清除器”加速卡from your character is either with a drag or with a eraser or with the eraser quickcard 所以 这就是“动画师大战火柴人”卡牌游戏So yeah, that’s the Animator vs. Animation card game. 显然活动结束后 这个游戏的制作会更精良And obviously the materials are probably going to be a lot better once the campaign is finished, 活动截止日期是12月14日but the campaign finishes on December 14th, so 在Kickstarter活动期间获取这个游戏 显然比之后便宜grab your copy it’s going to be a lower price through Kickstarter than after Kickstarter 所以去Kickstarter吧so head over to Kickstarter, check it out 我也很快就要出新动画了And I’ll be releasing a new animation shortly 嗯……所以欢迎到Kickstarter上支持我敬请期待我的下一个作品Umm… so check out the Kickstarter.Stay tuned for the next animation. 感谢收看 下次再见Thanks for watching, and I’ll see you guys later. 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  • 2021-08-24画中的人生一百万观众One million people. 谢谢大家Thank you everyone. 非常感谢你们的支持Thank you so much for all your support. 谢谢那些从一开始就陪伴我的人Thank you to those who were with me from the start, 感谢那些愿意坚持陪我到最后的人and thank you to those willing to stick with me till the end. 我很幸运 可以从事梦寐以求的工作I’ve been blessed with my dream job of 即用我的艺术细胞来娱乐观众being able to entertain an audience through my art 没有你们我就什么都不是And I’d be nothing without you all. 你们是真正的最佳选手You, the real MVP. 不管怎么说 我收到做这段视频的请求好些年了Anyway, I’ve been getting this video requests for years now, 我知道这种请求也慢慢变少了and I know this trend has pretty much died off. 但为了庆祝这个具有里程碑意义的时刻But as a celebration to this milestone, 我会告诉你们至今为止我的故事here’s my story so far. 故事开始于菲律宾马尼拉It begins in Manila Philippines, 我是家里的第二个where I was born into a family 孩子 也是唯一的儿子as a second child and only son. 我有两个姐妹 我是中间的那个I have two sisters, I’m in the middle. 虽然我几乎记不起来这些Though I barely remember this, 我爸爸在我小时候my dad wasn’t around much 就经常不在身边for the very early parts of my life. 为了养家糊口Because he nailed the job in Saudi Arabia as an accountant, 他在千里之外的沙特阿拉伯做会计and supported the family was separated by thousands of miles. 最终 我们有能力可以Eventually, we were able to afford to 搬到沙特去和父亲住在一起just move to Saudi Arabia and live together, 因为家人是要生活在一起的because Ohana man. 作为一个孩子 我并不完全理解As a kid, I didn’t fully understand the concept of 不同国家和文化的概念different countries and cultures, 所以我认为沙特阿拉伯只是菲律宾的另一个城市so I thought Saudi Arabia was just another city in Philippines. 我搬去的地方有个很大的菲律宾社区It also didn’t help that in the area where we moved to, 但一点用都没有there was a large Filipino community. 甚至还有一所我读过的菲律宾人学校There was even a designated Filipino school that I went to 叫做阿尔科巴尔国际菲律宾学校called the International Philippine School in Al-Khobar. 几年后After a few years, 我父母做了和当时许多其他移民一样的决定my parents decided what many other immigrants did at the time, 就是去西方世界寻找更好的生活and that was to look for a better life in the Western world. 我们决定移民到寒冷的加拿大We decided on the frigid land of Canada, 因为我们有几个朋友已经移民过去了because we had a few friends who already immigrated there. 1997年 我们搬到了安大略省汉密尔顿市In 1997, we moved to Hamilton Ontario, 在那住了一年where we lived for one year. 那一年 我和跟我生日相同的两个人In that one year, I made two best friends 成了最好的朋友that had the same birthday as I did, 保罗和安东尼Paul and Anthony. 在那一年短住之后The year after, though short-lived, 我们搬了几次后搬到了米萨索加we moved over a few cities to Mississauga, 在那里我们又住了七年where we lived to another seven years. 在那些年And it was in those years 我培养了我的艺术才能that I really developed my artistic talent. 我还记得3年级的时候I still remember back in grade 3, 我们要设计纸板车where we had to design these paper cars, 我们可以在车上随意画画and we were allowed to draw anything on it. 这种久违的自由And just giving me that kind of freedom 真的让我兴奋不已really excited me somehow. 我在上面画了火腿和乳酪I went ham and cheese on it. 在引擎盖上画了火焰I drew flames on the hood, 在侧面画了一条龙like a dragon on the side. 但如果真的汽车带这种图案And while that would look horribly tacky and douchey 会非常俗气on a real car, 我的老师对此印象深刻it really impressed my teacher. 因此 他决定以我为榜样And so, he decided to make an example out of me. 他让同学们暂停 表扬了我的车He literally stopped the class to exalt my car, 并且告诉每个人它有多棒and everyone how amazing it looked. 虽然老师可能已经忘记了And while that may have been a compliment 对我的赞美that my teacher must have forgotten by now, 但我永远不会忘记他对我的艺术启蒙it was the artistic boost that I’ll never forget. 从那时起 我基本上每天都会画画From that point on, I just kept drawing almost every day. 我的目标是不管读哪个年级It kind of became my goal to be the best artist in my school, 都要成为学校最好的艺术家regardless of what grade I was. 之后我学习动漫I then got into anime, 看到不同的风格and drew the majority of my inspiration 我将大部分灵感都画了下来from the different styles that I saw. 人们常常会问我Every now and then, people would ask me, “Dom 你是怎么学画画的?”“Dom, how did you learn to draw?” 和几乎所有艺术家一样And I give them the same answer 我也会给出这个答案:that pretty much all artists would give: 练习Practice. 如果你不努力提高自己的技能Even natural talent can only go so far, 即使是天才也走不了太远if you don’t strive to improve your skills. 我还记得一本有150个精灵的I still remember having this Pokemon book 口袋妖怪的书with all of the original 150. 我开始临摹每一个精灵And I started off by tracing every single one. 当我对临摹感到满意时When I got comfortable with that, 我就继续徒手画I went on to freehand copying. 最后我开始发展自己的风格And then eventually I began to develop my own styles, 画一切我想要画的东西and just drew whatever the hell I wanted. 这就是艺术的美That’s the beauty of art. 五年级时 我遇到了我最大的竞争对手 迈克尔In grade five, I met my biggest rival, Michael. 那时 我在学校已经At that point, I’ve already made a reputation 有了一定的名声for myself in this school, 很多人认识我and a lot of people knew me 因为那个孩子会画画as that one kid who could draw. 嗯 事实证明 迈克尔也有类似的名声Well, it turns out that Michael also had a similar reputation, 巧合的是 我们的座位and coincidentally we were assigned seats 就在彼此的对面right across from each other. 最开始我讨厌他I hated him at first, 我知道他也视我为竞争对手and I knew he saw me as a rival as well. 但是最后我们接受了彼此But eventually, we opened up to each other, 成为了最好的朋友and became best friends, 虽然在艺术领域 我们依然是对手still remained artistic rivals though. 在六年级的时候And then in grade 6, 我的父母决定搬到城市的另一个地方去my parents decided to move to another part of the city. 我要转学了I had to switch schools, 那段时间我非常伤心and it was a very sad time for me, 因为迈克尔是我有过的最好的朋友之一because Michael was one of the best friends I’ve ever had. 我去了一所名叫圣巴巴拉的学校I went to a school named Saint Barbara, 你已经知道这里的一些故事了you know a bit of that story already. 在这段时间It was also around this time 我父母决定让我报名参加that my parents decided to enroll me 这个叫Kumon的课外节目in this extracurricular program called Kumon. Kumon 是一个Now, Kumon was a tutoring service 帮助落后学生的辅导机构that helped students who were behind in school, 但我没落后except I wasn’t behind in school. 我父母对教育相当严格My parents were fairly strict with education, 我理解这一点 也尽了最大努力and I understood that and did my best in my classes, 每一科都能达到Aoften getting straight As in every subject. 但是我猜他们想让我完成得更好But I guess they wanted me to overachieve, 所以觉得Kumon就是个so they thought Kumon was a great idea 好的机会让我领先to get me ahead, 特别是数学specifically in the math department. 我超前得太多了I got so ahead 在八年级的时候就开始做微积分that I was doing calculus when I was like in grade 8, 我甚至没有意识到这是微积分and I didn’t even realize it was calculus. 事实上我在高中做微积分的时候By the time I actually was doing calculus in high school, 已经忘记了我在Kumon学到的东西I’ve already forgotten what I learned in Kumon. 虽然讨厌补习 但它还是奏效了Although I hated the extra work, it paid off. 因为我念中学时在数学和美术上总是名列前茅Because I was always at the top of my class in math, and art. 并且获得了很多奖项And won several awards in high school. 现在 高中对我来说有点像一场旅行Now, high school was a bit of a trip for me. 我作为一个新生加入I went in as a freshman, 交到了许多已经在那里生活多年的朋友having many friends that have accumulated in the years prior. 我在学校表现很好I was doing well in school. 我依然保持我的艺术名声I still maintain my artistic reputation. 我有一个深深迷恋的好朋友I had a best friend that I had a crush on. 生活很美好 但烈火国发起攻击Life was pretty good, and then the Fire Nation attacked. 我的意思是不久我们不得不再次搬家I mean and then we had to move, again. 直到那个时候Up until that point, 我比起一般的孩子来说I’ve already done a lot of uprooting and moving around, 已经搬过很多次家了more so than the average kid. 新的国家 新的城市 新的学校New countries, new cities, new schools, 我认为我可以永远住在这个地方了I thought that this place was finally somewhere I could stay permanently, 然后我爸爸告诉我们and then my dad tells us that 他在沙特阿拉伯工作的那个老板the same boss that he worked for in Saudi Arabia, 现在住在美国弗吉尼亚州 并给了他一份工作who now lives in Virginia USA offered him a job. 他们当时是好朋友 所以他答应了They were actually close friends back then, so he took it. 在我高二的时候I was in the middle of my high school years, 我知道搬到一个新的地方会很困难and I knew moving to a new one was going to be difficult, 特别是去一个新的国家especially being in a new country. 我是对的And I was right. 我对能够重新开始I did have some excitements 结识新的人确实有些兴奋in being able to start over and meet new people, 但我的初中和高中生活证明这是一个挑战but my junior and senior years proved to be a challenge. 虽然加拿大的课程While the Canadian education curriculum 和美国的差不多is pretty much similar to that of the American, 但是我真的觉得我在阶段课程上遇到更多的麻烦I honestly felt like I had more trouble in the ladder. 首先 我不得不习惯于把70作为及格分数First off, I had to get used to having 70% 而不是50as the passing grade as opposed to 50. 我被介绍去学I got introduced to AP courses, 以前高中没有的大学先修课程which we didn’t even have in my previous high school. 最糟糕的是 我高估了我的能力And worst yet, I overestimated my abilities, 参加了其中的几个课程and enrolled in several of them. 一个是进阶美国历史课程One being AP US history, 啊 这对加拿大人来说是一个明智的选择ah, very wise choice for a Canadian. 我甚至没有意识到SATs是什么东西I also didn’t even realize what the hell SATs were, 他们是强制考到大三的and that they were mandatory until the end of my junior year. 我的学习量简直令人疯狂My workload was insane, 我刚开始时都不知道怎样去处理它and I didn’t even know how to handle it at first. 压力倍增 但是对所有的成年人来说Stress built up, and “yes” to all you adults, “高中生也会有压力 真是惊讶”“high school kids can get stressed, woo, surprise..” 是的 我经历过Yeah, I’ve been there. 除此之外 我还很孤独On top of that, I was a loner. 我真的觉得自己不适应I really didn’t feel like I fit in. 每个人都已经有了互相关注的人和自己的朋友圈Everyone already had their clicks and network of friends. 我很难找到喜欢的人It was hard for me to find people that I liked. 不要误会我Now don’t get me wrong, 也有人愿意和我做朋友或什么的some people did open up to me and whatnot, 但我真的没有觉得自己but I really didn’t see myself 变得和许多人很亲近becoming too close with many people. 我感觉很孤独I felt quite alone. 我经常自己一个人吃午餐 参加PEP集会 坐公交I often sat alone at lunch, at pep rallies, on the bus. 直到高中最后一年I really only made friends and got close to people 我才和别人亲近 并交到朋友in my last year of high school, 那是我决定学习霹雳舞的时候which was when I decided to get into breakdancing. 霹雳舞帮助我B-boying was what helped me 摆脱了我孤独的外壳kind of get out of my shell. 我曾经是一个内向害羞的人I’ve always been that introverted shy kid, 不愿意向别人敞开心扉who didn’t open up to many people, 除非他们先开始unless they initiated first. 我混合年级的班上的两个家伙These two guys in one of my classes of mixed grades, 介绍霹雳舞给我 我们变得很亲近introduced me to b-boying, and we got pretty close. 在那时 我也和一个跆拳道的同学要好At the time, I was also close with one my Taekwondo classmates, 我向他介绍霹雳舞后 他也开始学and he too got into dancing after I introduced it to him. 最后 我们变成了一大群的朋友Eventually, we grew into a large group of friends, 只要有时间 我们就会who would just hang out and have dance sessions, 出来闲逛和跳舞whenever we had time. 有趣的事实 因为我同一年级没有很多朋友Fun fact, since I didn’t have many friends in my grade, 我缺席了毕业舞会I ended up skipping prom to just hang out 跑去和我的低年级队员一起跳舞in session with my underclassmen crew. 我把他们看作是我在弗吉尼亚州的最好的朋友I consider them to be my best friends in Virginia. 然后到了大学的时候And then came time for University. 小的时候 我一直想成为一名艺术家As a kid, I’ve always just wanted to be an artist, 或者从事艺术衍生职业or many variation of it. 我有很多想法 充满了想象力I had so many ideas, so much imagination, 和很多激情so much passion. 我希望能将艺术家作为职业I wanted it to be my career. 但我的父母确实不鼓励我学艺术And although my parents did exactly discourage my art, 他们担心我在成人世界里的they were worried about my well-being, 幸福和工作保障and job security in the adult world, 因为他们相信because they believed in the notion 所有的艺术家都穷困潦倒that all artists were broken starving, 所以他们鼓励我and so they encouraged me 仅仅把画画作为我的爱好to keep my drawings as only a hobby. 我并没有完全想放弃我的艺术能力I didn’t entirely want to give up my artistic abilities, 所以我们尝试妥协and so we try to meet halfway, 我告诉他们我想从事建筑when I told him I wanted to pursue architecture. 在高中的最后一年Sometimes during my last year of high school, 我父亲给我们带来改变人生的消息my dad known to give us life-changing news, 再一次说:“我们要搬家”once again said “we were moving.” 公司发生了一些事情Something happened with the company, 我们可能要搬去意大利或者其他地方and I think we had the choice of moving to Italy or something, 但是我们都反对but we were like lol nope, 最后大家决定只是搬回加拿大and decided to just move back to Canada. 我们匆匆离开No offense day to leave, 但是我们还没有准备好进入一个全新的文化but we weren’t ready to just jump into an entirely new culture. 我进入了加拿大多伦多瑞尔森大学的I was admitted into the Department of Architectural Science, 建筑科学系at Ryerson University in Toronto Canada. Mouthful. 在那里 我经历了四年可怕的岁月There I endured four gruesome years of 我现在只记得一点模糊的印象what I only now remember as a blurred, 印象里是无尽的通宵due to the endless streams of all-nighters. 第一年对我来说 打击真的很大My first year really hit me hard. 工作量非常荒谬 而且非常的主观The workload was ridiculous and often subjective. 我想在第一个学期之后退学I wanted to drop out after just one semester, 但是我坚持了 我告诉自己but I held on and told myself, 我也可以完成我的第一学年I might as well finish my first year. 通过了另一个学期 我告诉自己Got through another semester, told myself, 是的 我想那还不算太糟“Yeah, I guess that wasn’t so bad. 让我看看第二年的情况如何Let’s see how second year goes.” 我也很讨厌第二学年 然后我想了很多别的问题Hated it too, I was then considering other programs. 但是再一次 我说服自己要继续But once again, I convinced myself to continue, 因为我已经成功了一半because I made it through halfway, 我也可以全部完成I might as well go all the way. 这是在我第二学年之后 2010年夏天It was after my second year, the summer of 2010, 我开始用一个绘图板画画when I got my hands on a drawing tablet. 有一天 我在一家电子商店I was at an electronics store one day, 我决定只是去逛逛 看看橱窗and decided to just wander around and window shop a bit. 当我看到它 我想When I saw it, I thought, 哇 这让你在电脑上画画?真是惊人“whoa, this lets you draw on the computer? Amazing!” 它现在特价卖40美元It was on sale for $40. 买下它 回家Got it, went home. 花了一整天的时间来用数位板画画And spent the whole day just drawing digitally. 也是在这个时候It was also around this time 我真的沉迷网络漫画when I was really into web comics. 我读了cyanide and Happiness、 xckd 和the OatmealI read cyanide and Happiness, xkcd, the Oatmeal. 但有一个脱颖而出but there was one that stood out 那我最喜欢读的一本and whom I enjoyed reading the most. Ryan Hudson创作的ChannelateRyan Hudson, Channelate. 他的画风和幽默感让我很感兴趣His panel pacing and sense of humor really intrigued me, 所以我决定制作我自己的漫画and so I decided to make my own comics. 我还在学校学建筑Still being at architecture school, 既没有时间也没有钱I neither had the time nor money 做一个网站去展出我愚蠢的漫画to really invest in a website to post my silly comics. 这就是为什么我决定把他放在 TumblrThis’s why so I decided to just put him on Tumblr. 我需要一个名字I needed a name. 我想出了DomicsI came up with Domics 即Dominic’s comics的简单组合as a simple combination of Dominic’s comics. 大约在Tumblr连续投稿两个月后After about two months of posting comics non-stop on Tumblr, 我有了1000个追随者I reached my first 1,000 followers. 这个里程碑对我来说意义深远That milestone really meant a lot to me, 鼓励我继续前进and encouraged me to keep going, 因为我的想法还没有耗尽as I still wasn’t running out of ideas. 我的观众一直在增长My audience kept growing and growing, 最后我有一个相当坚实的粉丝基础and eventually I had a pretty solid fan base. 很快就到了2012年Fast forward to 2012, 我开始四年计划的后半部分I entered the second half of my 4-year program, 并获得了建筑学的学士学位and graduated with a bachelor’s in architecture. 是时候要进入这个领域了It was time I entered the field. 是时候成为一个有真正工作的真正成年人It was time I became a real adult with a real job. 巴拉巴拉巴拉……Blah blah blah blah. 但是我并没有马上去做But I didn’t exactly do that right away. 在学校的四年真的让我筋疲力尽The four years really burnt me out, 我认为我应该放松一下 做个土豆and I thought I deserved to relax for a bit and be a potato. 因为那时我有了更多的空闲时间Since I then had more free time, 我开始追我最喜欢的YouTube频道I started catching up on my favorite YouTube channels, 同时也发现新的频道and also discover new ones. 我开始看很多Egoraptor、OniI started watching a lot of Egoraptor, Oni, booster teeth animated adventures、swoozie 和其他的频道booster teeth animated adventures, swoozie and many others. 就像在2010年我被激发创作漫画一样And just as I was inspired to make comics in 2010, 我想: “嘿 这看起来很有趣I thought “hey, this looks like fun. 我决定去尝试一些新东西”I decided to try something new.” 我想学习如何做动画I wanted to learn how to animate. 当我还是个孩子时 动画总是吸引我Animation has always intrigued me as a kid, 我是看这些卡通和动漫节目中长大的growing up with all these cartoons and anime shows. 在我年轻的时候I’ve done my fair share of stick fights, 我已经完成了相当一部分的火柴人when I was younger, 但是从来没有尝试去追求其他层次的动画but never really tried pursuing the other levels of animation. 我甚至收到粉丝的来信I even got messages from fans, 问我为什么要用Fl 来画漫画asking why I used Adobe Flash to draw my comics, 因为人们经常用它来创作动画since it’s often known to be used for animations. 虽然我不知道动画制作的技巧I didn’t know Jack about animating though. 我只知道画一个又一个的I just knew you would draw frames 帧来模拟动作after another to simulate motion, 但是我对很多人们用来高效制作视频的but I was oblivious to the many techniques 技巧都不熟悉people use to efficiently make a video. 所以我开始观看Flash教程自学So I started watching Flash tutorials and teaching myself, 最后学到了制作的窍门and eventually got the hang of it. 就在我开始画动漫的两年后And pretty much exactly two years after I started domics, 我用相同的名字I posted my first animation on Youtube, 投了我第一个卡通片到YouTubeunder the same name. 是的 他们不是漫画Yeah, they weren’t comics,. 在那时我已经为自己做了一个商标But I’ve already made a brand for myself by then, 所以我打算保留这个名字so I decided to keep the name. 幸运的是 在那个时候 我通过一个共同好友Luckily enough, around this time I met Eileen, 认识了阿林 又名白色三叶草aka white clover productions through a mutual friend. 他喜欢电影 也有他自己的YouTube 频道He was interested in film and has his own YouTube channel, 频道以十二生肖系列闻名known for the Zodiac series. 他告诉我这个不断变化的平台 即YouTubeHe told me about the ever changing platform that is YouTube, 以及它如何成为许多人的职业道路and how it’s become a career path for many. 他是其中一个He was the one 鼓励我把内容推到 YouTube 上who encouraged me to push my content onto YouTube, 并且相信我将会成功and believed that I’d be successful. 然后他把我介绍到合伙计划He then introduced me to the Partnership Program, 很快我就从我那愚蠢的视频中收益and pretty soon I was earning revenue from my silly videos, 视频是我在我房间用that I made in my room using the tablet 两年前用40美元买的绘图板画的I bought for $40 two years ago. 那时At this point in my life, 我置于一个I was put in a position 我必须决定想要做什么的位置where I had to decide what I wanted to do. 我最近从一个地狱般的四年计划中毕业I recently graduated from a four-year hell of a program, 我不想所有的努力都被浪费and I didn’t want all that hard work to go to waste. 不过 我也有动漫But then, I also had domics. 这方面的爱好 我也投入了大量的努力This side hobby that I’ve also put a lot of effort in, 并仍在继续and was still continuing to blow up. 我认为“我还年轻I thought “I’m still young, 我不妨去找点乐子I might as well have some fun, 看看动漫会带领我走到哪里”and see where domics leads me.” 现在 两年半后 我们在这里And now two and a half years later, here we are. 超过一百万的你们还在支持我Over 1 million of you still supporting me, 还在订阅我的频道still haven’t unsubscribed. 从这次旅行中我遇到了一些令人惊喜的人I’ve met some amazing people throughout this journey. 我希望可以遇到更多And I hope to meet many more. 我不确切知道未来两年半I don’t know exactly where I’ll be 我会在哪里in another two and a half years, 但是希望我仍然会做我喜欢做的事but let’s hope I’ll still be doing what I love to do. 即以某种形式做大家都喜欢的东西And that is to entertain you all in some form or another. 拜Yeap.
  • 2021-08-24售货员皮特的特工秘密《售货员皮特以及惊人的外太空之石》SALESMAN PETE AND THE AMAZING STONE OUTER SPACE 叮咚 叮咚[DINGDONG DINGDONG] 嗨 让我给你介绍一下皮特Hi, let me introduce you to Pete. 他是所有泡菜市甚至更远处的最有前途的售货员The brightest salesman of all pickle city and beyond. 他可能不是最棒的Alright, so maybe he is not exactly the best, 但他一定是最和善的那个but he’s certainly not your one of more kind one. 没有比他更和善的了 因为皮特隐藏着一个惊天大秘密No sorry, because Pete hides a incredible secret. 他的脑袋被植入一种非常小的微处理器A deadly micro processing device has been implanted into his brain 这些事是绝对机密室的一群疯子科学家干的by a bunch of mad scientists from a top secret agency. 由于这项极为先进的技术Thanks to a highly advanced technology, 他们使一位普通而笨拙的售货员they turned a ordinary clumsy salesman into a lethal weapon 变成了一件拥有惊人力量的致命凶器gifted with incredible superpower: 这些超级力量有:力气 速度 烹饪技术Strength, Speed, Cooking skills, 以及一位名叫拉里的沙朗牛排伙伴and together with the sirloin steak sidekick named Lary. 他阻止了美国总统僵尸的入侵He stopped the invasion of American president zombies. 甚至获得了雕刻的海狸童子军徽章And even earned the beavers badges sculpt camp, 他排除烹饪机器的故障 还发明了牛奶unplugged the revolts of cooking robots, and invents milk. 他就是售货员 皮特He’s salesman, Petes. 冲破一切Break it all. 流星位置:博物馆METEORLOCATION:MUSEUM 呵呵呵Hehehe. 哈哈哈Hahaha. 你是无人可敌的You are invincible. 3天后3 DAYS LATER! 皮特 干的漂亮!泡菜市的一切又恢复了正常Way to go Pete, everything in pickle city is back to normal. 和平又宁静Peaceful and quiet. 咱们下期节目见See you soon for another adventure.
  • 2021-08-24新来的小保姆让我很纠结P1那是在我家阁楼上在整理一些旧物时我发现了这个So there I am in my parents attic going through my old stuff when I find this. 是什么 是什么 是什么 是其他女的给你的吗?What is that? What is that? What is that? Is that from another girl? 呃Uhh 你会相信我吗Would you believe me 如果我说你建了一个时光机if I said you built a time machine 回到过去和中学的我见面Travelled back in time to meet me in middle school 并给了我一张进入大学秘密之道的便签-女:不相信and handed me a note that contains the secrets to the universe? GIRL: No. 哎Ohh 那这就是其他女孩给的 女:什么Then it’s from another girl. GIRL: What? 你曾经试过喜欢一个本不该喜欢的人吗?Have you ever have a crush on someone that you totally shouldn’t have 在我七年级的时候On the seventh grade 我对我的保姆有一段禁忌的爱恋I had a forbidden love My babysitter. 诶Hey. 你要去哪?Where are you going? 去建一个时光机!TO BUILD A TIME MACHINE! 然后扇那个女孩一巴掌AND THEN SLAP THAT GIRL IN THE FACE! 嗯是的 她就是我的保姆And yeah, she was my babysitter 但她不仅仅只是照顾我的小妹妹but she was more meant to watch my little sister, 她还是一个性感的女生but she was a super hottie 我想你知道她就是缘由You know what I think she’s the reason 我喜欢万圣节完全因为在这张纸条上发生的事情I love Halloween it all comes down to what happened in this note 事情是这样的So, here’s the story. 我当时从学校走路回家So, I was walking home from school. 我告诉我的兄弟 对于这份喜欢我很紧张Talking to my buddy while I’m all nervous about this crush. 我不用知道 兄弟 万一她说不呢?“I don’t know man, what if she says no?” 嘿 兄弟 她是你的命中注定“Nah, bro she’s the one” 什么时候你那么浪漫了?“Since when are you into romance?” 自从我见识过那个女生的臀部 兄弟“Since I’ve seen that girl’s booty, bro!” “兄弟 小声点 她就在那里”“Dude keep it down, she’s like right there.” “天那 她真性感”“God, she’s hot.” 那时 就像不幸这个短语一样Now, unfortunately it was a phrase just like that. 但 我在错误的时间说了But, I said it at just the wrong time. 呃!“Ugh!” 我 我 我“My, my, my.” 你怎么来的“Where did you come from?” 哥哥 你应该知道“Brother you should know.” 我一直在观察“I’m always watching.” 你敢告诉她吗?“Don’t you dare tell her!” 然后毁了一个完美的好妹妹?“And ruin a perfectly good sitter?” 用你那令人尴尬的迷恋“With your cringy crush.” 不“Never.” 我不知道你是否看过《我的英雄学院》Now I don’t know if you watch”My Hero Academia” 一部我沉迷的日本动漫 这多亏了Crunchy RollA little anime I got into, thanks to Crunchy Roll. 我觉得其中的反派死柄木吊可以向我妹妹学习But the villain Tomura Shigaraki I think he could learn something from my sister. 你知道她做了什么吗?You know what she did? 她告诉了那位保姆She told the sister. 我吓坏了!躲在自己的房间里I was freaking out! Hiding in my room. 我记得听见她的脚步声走过走廊I remember hearing her foot steps coming down the hall. 我尽量控制住自己Just trying to not let my alpaca out. 然后门开了 我简直可以听见自己的心跳And the door opens and I could literally feel my heart. 然后她说And she says. 你是我这一辈子见过最迷人的男生了“You’re the most stunning man I have ever seen in my entire life.” 什么“What.” 我是指那是我记忆中的I mean that’s what I remember, 但是当时很可能像是这样的but it was probably something more like. “我可以和你一起玩那个吗?”“Can I play that with you?” 当你13岁的时候And when you’re 13, 我相当肯定这些都是一样的I’m pretty sure those things mean the same thing. 对吗?Right? 我是指 那就像是第一次I mean, that was like the first time a girl 一个我喜欢的女孩在我的房间that I liked was in my room. 所以 我们坐在那里 同时我的内心在说So, we’re sitting there and on the inside I’m like. “现在到底发生了什么?!”“What the heck is going on right now!” 她很菜She was terrible. 无论如何都玩不好马里奥赛车游戏Could not play Mario Kart for anything. 但是你要是问我有多介意But ask me how much I cared. 来吧 问我Go on, ask me. 我等你哟 留言在评论区I’m waiting. Type it in the comments. “你有多介意 亚历克斯?”“How much did you care Alex? 我一点都不介意!I didn’t care at all! 她就像是在做一些傻笑的事情She was like doing the giggly thing. 然后喜欢靠在我的肩膀上And like laying on my shoulder. 我就像And I was like. *大吸一口气**Breathes in* 所以像十月开始那几个星期So for like the first few weeks of October, 每当我们有保姆的时候Whenever we got ‘babysat’ 我都伴随着一次约会I had a built-in date. 我感觉现在是一个好机会去指出I feel like now is a good time to point out 那就是她好像只比我大两岁that she was only like 2 years older than me-ish. 不过年龄没有关系!But age doesn’t matter! 对吗?Right? 不对No. 你知道什么是有关系的吗?You know what does matter? 点击那个喜欢的按钮 订阅并接受通知Clicking that like button and subscribing and notifications. 吧啦 吧啦 吧啦 吧啦 吧啦!And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! 然后 这好像是第二次或者第三次她过来看我So, this is like the second or third time she’d came over. 事情有了进展!Things were escalating! 那不是我的第一次恋爱This wasn’t my first rodeo. 我有一些接吻的经验So I had some experience smooching. 但是这是我和她的初吻But, it was my first kiss with her 然后我记得我好像距离她的嘴唇只有六英寸and I remember I was like 6 inches from her lips. 然后是三英寸Then three inches. 然后……“至少可以说这很意外”And then-“Well, this was unexpected to say the least.” “不 不是你想的那样的”“No, it’s not what you think.” “我被炒了 是吗?”“I’m fired aren’t I?” “是的 但是首先我希望你能看住我不要给你小费”“Yes, but first I want you to watch me. Not giving you a tip.” “省了五块钱 你被炒了”“Just saved five bucks, you’re fired.” 那可能是能发生的最坏的事情了This was probably the worst thing that could happen. 因为 就像我说的 她还在中学Because, like I said she was in High School. 唯一我们能在一个地方的方式The only way we were ever in the same place, 就是当她在当保姆的时候was when she was babysitting. 你知道我没有车You know I didn’t have a car, 也没有电话 没有脸书或者其他东西or a phone, or Facebook or anything. “你知道我们有什么吗?五块钱“You know what we do have? Five bucks, 我把每一个五块钱都裱起来了 I’ve got a frame for it and everything.” “呃”“Ugh.” “还有儿子 你被禁足了”“Also son, you’re grounded.” 所以你可以想象 我和我的朋友So as you can imagine, I was with my friends. 她就像是我能说的全部She was like, all that I could talk about. “是的”“Yeah, right!” “你亲了一个中学女生”“You kissed a high school girl.” “不 我没有亲她 这才是问题!”“No, I didn’t kiss her. That’s the problem!” “你好 最近过的怎样?呃 你知道我姐姐“Hello, how are you doing? Ugh, you know my sister. 她是 呃 她是一位保姆”She was ugh, I- she’s a babysitter. “然后 呃 呃 这是你们房子的钥匙和一个便签”“And ugh, well, ugh, ugh. Here’s the keys to your house and, a note. “她希望我能把它给你 然后过的开心”“She wanted me to give it to you and. Enjoy!” 还记得我在阁楼发现的便签Remember that note I found in my attic. 就是它 那就是那个便签的由来This one, that’s how I got it. 来自于一个结巴的弟弟From stutter brother. 撕开它 然后里面说Ripped it open, and all it said was. “你可能无法相信昨晚发生了什么!”“You’re not, gonna believe what happened last night! 〔啪〕(巴掌声)*Slap* “噢!”“Ow!” 我来自未来 你这淫……引人恶心的女人I’m from the future, you horr, -ible person. 呃 里面没有说这个里面说Nah, it doesn’t say that. It says, “对不起 我让你陷入麻烦了……如果不是因为你的父亲“Sorry I got you in trouble… If it wasn’t for your DAD. 我会喜欢那个吻的”“ps.你看日本动漫吗?我很喜欢Crunchy Roll”I would of loved that kiss.””P. s. Do you watch anime? I love CRUNCHY ROLL!!!” “什么?”“What?” 那么 为什么这个和我喜欢万圣节完全有关系呢?Now, what does this all have to do with my love of Halloween? 这是最精彩的地方!Well, this is the best part! 对在禁足的朋友的一个小建议And a tip for people who are grounded. 要学会吸收一些东西 减少惩罚Learn to suck up a little bit. Lessen the punishment. 就像 当我是个孩子的时候Like, when I was a kid. 我给了我妈很多通心粉项链I game my mom so many macaroni necklaces. 她开了一个橄榄花园然后赚回了本钱She opened an Olive Garden and it paid off. 因为万圣节前一天晚上Because the night before Halloween. 我和我妈在车上I’m in the car with my mom. 然后他说“你知道 对于保姆 你太老了”And she goes”Ya’ know, you were too old for a babysitter anyway.” “是的”“Yeah” “你为什么不一个人出门 然后不给糖果就捣蛋?”“Why don’t you go out trick or treating, alone.” “你的意思是 我不用禁足了?”“You mean, I’m not grounded?” “”没“Nope.” “喔!”“Woo!” 然后性感的保姆住在小镇的另外一边So, hot babysitter lived on the other side of town. 但是 我说服我的朋友走过去But, I convinced my buddies to walk 陪我去几英里之外with me a couple miles over there. 然后试图找到她And try to find her. “兄弟 我们为什么答应来这?”“Dude, why did we agree to this?” “我来这是为了通心粉项链”“I did it for the macaroni necklaces.” 我并不知道她具体住哪Now I didn’t know exactly where she lived. 所以我们必须敲三百或者四百个门So, we must have knocked on three or four hundred doors. 我找了好久 我的朋友都挖苦我I was searching for so long, my friends ditched me. 然后 正当我打算放弃的时候And right when I was about to give up. 我爸爸的车停下来了My dad pulled up. 在红灯的地方At the stop light. 然后你永远无法猜到谁坐在他旁边And you’ll never guess who was sitting next to him 在副驾驶位in the passengers seat. 那个保姆The babysitter. 然后他们 在接吻And they, were kissing. 吓你一下Scared You For A Minute Didn’t I. 不 那没有发生No That Didnt Happen. *呵呵*(窃笑)*chuckle* 喔 我的天Oh my god. 我很惊恐虽然我知道那是骗人的I got scared and I knew it was fake! 我爸没有在那My dad was no where to be found, 但是她的车就在我前面but her car was right in front of me. 就只有我和她It was just me and her. 在这浪漫的时刻It was kind of like this romantic moment 我们大概在“啦啦啦啦”(接吻的声音) where we were just like”Luh, luh, luh, luh” 所以我确信你们明白我为什么喜欢万圣节了So I’m sure you understand why I love Halloween. 但是 故事还在继续But, there’s more to the story. 所以 第二天在学校So, the next day at school. 我收到了另外一张便签I got another note. 但是首先 很快 你都知道的But first, real quick you all know 我最近喜欢上了日本动漫I’ve been getting into anime lately. 感谢Crunchy RollThanks to Crunchy Roll! 所以我想给你普及一下我和《我的英雄学院》的时光So, I want to give you a quick update on my time with”My Hero Academia”. 同时 多谢你们在评论区提起Also, thanks to you guys for recommending it in the comments. 真的太好了It was really good. 哇塞!太赞了 那么多战斗Holy cow! So great. So many fights. 我喜欢他们召唤超能力的方式And I loved how they called superpowers’quirks’ 如果你要选 你觉得我是什么能力If you had to pick, what would my quirk be do you think. 有趣的是 由于他们是我们的支持者And something cool, since they are our sponsor. 如果你想要试用crunchyroll.com/alexIf you want to check out crunchyroll.com/alex, 你有一个免费的 为期两周的会员试用 you get a free two week trial of their premium service. 也就是说 无广告 Ruck Ios Android版本 1080p的视频I’m talking, ad free, 1080p on Ruko, Ios, Android. 他们能在app里得到任何东西They’ve got apps for everything. 可能 我的能力是做通心粉项链Maybe, my quirks would be making macaroni necklaces. 所以我接下来期待什么?So, what should I watch next? 你之前帮过我You hepled me before so, 所以我希望你再帮我一次 下拉到评论区I’m hoping you can help me again, down in the comments. 或者如果你也想看 登录crunchyroll.com/alexOr, if you want to watch too hit up crunchyroll.com/alex. 描述框中的链接Link in the description. 如果你好奇第二张便签发生了什么Now, if you’re wondering what happened with that second note. 来自于那个保姆的便签The one from the babysitter. 我会在下一个视频全部告诉你I’ll tell you all about it in my next video. *结尾的声音**Outro* 如果你想发现更多优质的YouTube主播And, if you want to check out more great Youtubers. 那就订阅 Shgurr 和 PamonSunsetDef subscribe to Shgurr and PamonSunset. 她们为视频里的女孩们配了音Who both voiced the girls in this video. 如果你是这个频道的粉丝And if you’re a big fan of this channel, 如果你真的访问了crunchyroll.com/alexwhen you do visit crunchyroll.com/alex, 这帮助了我们许多it helps us out a ton. 就只是访问它Just by checking it out. 最后 谢谢 我是Itsalexclark 日后相见So, thanks. I’m Itsalexclark and I will see you somewhere! 拜~Bye!
  • 2021-08-24新来的小保姆让我很纠结P3悬念 我们对它们既爱又恨Cliffhangers…. We love to hate them 不是吗 这就是为什么我们在这儿-全美我最喜欢的地方Don’t we? That’s why we’re here at my favorite spot in America. 这个悬崖This cliff. 嘿 嘿 救我!我会叫大家订阅的!Hey Hey Help me! I gonna tell people to subscribe! 现在到你了!绝望地单手挂着 等我帮你上来Now it’s you! Hanging out on the one hand desperately waiting for me to help you up. 为什么吊着不救我 亚历克斯?Why cliffhanger Alex? 我恨你I hate you. 嘿 挂在悬崖上的可不是我See I’m not hanging off the cliff. 是你 而且你想知道我的保姆接下来发生了什么You are and you want to know what happened with the rest of my baby sister. 闭嘴!快告诉我发生了什么?我恨你Shut up and tell me what happened I hate you. 不要评论说我卑鄙Not with comments like that you’re mean. 所有卑鄙的人都只想要故事结束So for all the mean people but just want the story to be over. 嘿 等等Hey wait a minute, 你要干什么?what are you doing? 我现在就为你结束这个故事I’ll end the story for you right now. 等等 等等Wait, wait, wait, wait “怎么了 什么什么?” “她死了” “不!”what happened? What what what? She died. Nooooooooo…! 好了 现在我们摆脱了捣蛋鬼Alright now that we got rid of the trolls. 让我告诉你真正的故事let me tell you the real story. 我们那时接到保姆出车祸的电话We just got the call that the babysitter was in a car accident, 所以我和老师赶去医院so me and the teacher were rushing to the hospital. 嘿 看不懂的话 看看前两个保姆视频 你会更加喜欢这个故事的Hey, this is confusing go watch the last two babysitter vids you’ll love this story even more. 到医院的时候 我吓坏了We get to the hospital, and I’m freaking out. 哦我的天 我的天 我的天 我的天 我的天Ohmygod, Ohmygod, Ohmygod, Ohmygod, Ohmygod, 今天是免费披萨日It’s free pizza day. 但其实我也很担心保姆But also, I was really upset about the sitter, 虽然我都不知道发生了什么like, I didn’t even know what happened yet. 她伤得重么?Was she hurt bad? 还是轻微擦伤?Was it just a few bruises? 还是……她其实死了?Was she like actually… dead? 我走到大厅后面 记得当我绕过转角 我看到百事可乐售卖机I get to the end of the hall and remember seeing this old Pepsi vending machine when I rounded the corner. 感觉心跳停止了I just felt my heart stopped. 她没事She was fine. 亚利克斯?Alex? 你怎么知道我在这里?How did you know I was here? 噢 额 我……Oh I ah I… (你知道 我到过老师家里 她本该在那照顾孩子的(know I had been at the teacher’s house where she was supposed to be babysitting, 但是我没在那儿看到她but I wasn’t there to see her. 我试图找到她的弟弟Trying to track down her brother 去阻止他给她一张低劣的便条to stop him from giving her a mean note 那是我朋友帮我写的that my friend had written for me 老师接到了个电话说And the teacher got a call 她迟到是因为发生了事故) that she was late because of the accident ) 我来这是为了免费披萨I’mmmm here for free pizza 我很高兴你来了I’m so glad you’re here. 等等 什么?Wait, what? 我之前没有出过车祸I’ve never been in an accident before. 我现在还很害怕I’m still scared. 她大概害怕得发抖She was like, literally shaking, 所以我陪她坐了一分钟so I just sat with her for a minute 抱着她and put my arm around her 她看着我 是真是……the way she looked at me, was just, whoa. 但是But 我还是不知道她的弟弟在哪I still didn’t know where her brother was 我还需要那张纸条and I still needed that note. 额 如果你没受伤Hey if you’re not hurt, 你想不想和我亲热一下?do you want to make out? 那时我才发现为什么她还在害怕了And that’s when I found out why she was still scared, 她弟弟her brother. 艾艾艾利克斯 我要先暂停一下 他总是口吃 这不是一件新奇的事 除非你们没看过其他视频A, A, Alex, Al, Al, Alex, hello Alex (I’m gonna stop you right there he always had a stutter you haven’t seen the other ones this isn’t like a new thing). 嗨 兄弟 你怎么样了?Hey, bro how you doing? 噢 我我我 我很好Oh I’m, I, I, I, I, I’m fine 这只是 额 防护措施Just um precautionary measures. 我有什么可以帮你的吗?I was like is there anything we can do to help you out? 我向上帝起誓I swear to goodness 这是我听到唯一一次听到他说话没口吃this is the only time I ever heard him speak in his entire life with zero stutter. 我有你的纸条I have your note. 哇 天哪Wha! Oh geez! 咳 你干嘛说得那么吓人Whoa well do you have to say it so creepy? 他再要说话的时候And then before he could say another word… [打鼾声]*SNORES* 太神奇了!That’s amazing! 他居然在睡梦中也是口吃的He even stutters in his sleep! 不 兄弟 你必须起来No, dude you got to wake up! 你快起来!You got to wake up! 那张纸条在哪?Where’s the note? 啊 你在做什么 Ahh.. what are you doing? 探视时间过了Visitor hours are over. 不不不 快好了 快好了No, no, no, almost done, almost done. 不要逼我叫安保!Don’t make me call security! 哦 你不必这么做 额Oh, you don’t have to do that. Yeah… 嘿 快放我走!Hey let me go! 放我下来!Put me down! 我知道菲兹银行!停!I know Faze bank! STOP IT ! 啊哦 [砰]HUFF…*THUD* 实际上并不是那样That’s not exactly what happened, 但是我必须赶快离开but I did have to leave there in a hurry, 我快速从他包里抢过了纸条and I grabbed the note from his bag real quick. 那算偷吗?Is that stealing? 可能更糟Could be worse, 包里还有部任天堂游戏机there was a Nintendo DS in the bag and 我并没有偷I didn’t steal that. 你觉得 我是魔鬼吗?A kind of monster , do you think I am? 我是说他也希望纸条在我这儿吧?I mean didn’t it seem like he wanted me to have the note? (你认为呢?(What do you think? 话说回来 如果你好奇我们为什么这么有活力By the way, if you’re wondering what we used to animate, 我们会在“toon boom”节目里做出解释we do it all in this awesome program called toon boom. 链接将放在下面)We’ll have the link down below). 我坐在外面So I’m sitting outside 想着怎么回家trying to figure out how I’m gon na get home. 拿到证据后 我再也不想看见那个保姆了I didn’t really want to see the sitter again while I had the evidence, 但是 我父亲不知道从哪里冒出来 停了车but out of nowhere, my dad pulls up. 这才是我的孩子!That’s my boy! 来这一定是为了免费的披萨!Must be here for the free pizza! 过来Here. 扶我上轮椅Help me into this wheelchair. 对不起 那不是我来这儿的原因Sorry, that’s not why I’m here. 你来这儿不是为了看医生You’re not here for a doctor? 对吧Are you? 在他们让我们付帐前 快上车!Get in the car now quick before they take our money! 我从都不付钱给佩珀博士I don’t even pay for Dr. Pepper! 对不起 老爸Sorry, dad. 我们家规是什么What’s the family rule? 哦得了吧Oh come on! 说吧!Say it. 唯一令人兴奋的是没有账单The only thrill is no bill. 哦你这样说真让我感到自豪Oh you say it like that, so proud of you. 我记不起来确切为什么I don’t remember exactly why 我爸会开车经过医院my dad was driving by the hospital, 但真正关键的是 我拿到了纸条but all that really mattered was that I had the note. 我真高兴我那样做了 因为And I’m glad I did because sitting 和她一起坐在医院里 让我更喜欢她了with her at that hospital made me like her even more. 好的 Bobby 你在里面到底写了什么? 买一赠三 从现在直到12月16日截止All right, Bobby what you actually write in here. Buy one, get three free posters now through December 16th? 这不是那张纸条!It wasn’t the note! 我拿错纸条了!I grabbed the wrong paper, and my dad, 我爸明显知道事情不对劲definitely knew something was wrong. 告诉你吧 第一个让我心碎的女孩You know the first girl that broke my heart, 我给了她一张纸条 要她还我买冰淇淋的钱I sent her a note to get a refund on the ice cream. I bought her. 那真浪漫 老爸That’s real romantic, dad. 我真希望仅仅只需要能和她说话 而不是浪费钱I wish I had just talked her instead wasted money on the paper. 额Well 我很确定我爸不想让我和保姆说话I’m sure my dad didn’t want me to talk to the babysitter 因为他就是解雇她的人since he’s the one that fired her. 我知道我要做些什么了[电话铃]你好I knew what I had to do. *PHONE RINGS* Hello? 嘿 恩 我来和你说关于 不Hey, yeah, I got ta tell you about this no.. No, 不 我拿到了纸条no, I got the note. 我喜欢它I loved it! 什么?What? 对啊 它真可爱Yeah, it was adorable. 什么时候可以再见到你?When can I see you again? 我非常迷惑I was really confused. 你是知道那张纸条不是我写的You know I didn’t write that note right. 你是说Bobby写的那张纸条?Are you talking about the note from Bobby? 我知道那张纸条不是你写的I know you didn’t write that one. 对 他署名是思图西的SHe signed it with the Stussy s. Yeah. 他真的这么做的He does do that. 我说的是 你的另一张纸条I’m talking about the other note from you. 我完全不知道她在说什么I had no idea what she was talking about. 我不确定我该继续I’m not sure I should have played along, 但是我还是继续了but I did. 我觉得我爸爸肯定会为我自豪 因为我没花钱I mean my dad would be proud I didn’t pay for the paper. 我们聊了几个小时We ended up talking for hours 几乎通宵煲电话粥Practically stayed up all night on the phone. 我不想给你留悬念I don’t want to leave you on a 不过我确实想过cliffhanger here, but I really thought about it 虽然有无数的小约会and while there were tons of little dates, 在我们分手前还有六次约会I would say there were six main ones until we broke up. 噢 如果你用的是patreon网站Oh, and if you’re a patreon backer, 别忘了把之前的视频都看了don’t forget you get to see all these videos early 它们就在patreon的博客上over at the patreon blog and just in general 感谢您的支持thanks for your support like YouTube’s been turning 最近油管已经开始关掉我们大量广告了our ads off a lot lately, and it 如果没有你们的支持 那就更糟了would be way more scary without your support. 所以 非常感谢So, thanks. 我们还在电话上聊天We’re on the phone, 太阳都快出来了她还笑个不停 and she’s giggling and laughing suns starting to come up 然后我有个想法and I get an idea. 试着弄清楚那张纸条上究竟写了什么Try and figure out what that note said so, 纸条上的内容是你喜欢的吗?what is your favorite part of that note? 而这是真的 我没有编造And this is legit what happened I’m not making this up. 手机没电了Phone battery died. 你 你 你 停在这儿 看You, You, You, You, stay right there. Look 我知道你很想知道 后来I know you want to know what’s going 那个保姆究竟怎么样了on with a babysitter stuff right so for a detailed description 读下这个详细描述吧 总的来说我尽量不留read this. In general I tried to leave this less 悬念 但我告诉你 下个视频有关圣诞Cliffhanger-y and you you you know what the next video is Christmas related. 我收到了很多I get a lot of 拍摄关于圣诞节的故事的请求requests for a Christmas story 于是 下一个卡通就是 四个毁掉圣诞节的谎言like the next cartoon is the four lies that ruin Christmas. 祝你能找到这周的视频截图Good luck finding this week’s screenshot. 我是艾力克斯 再会 好吗 拜拜I’m itsAlexClark, and I will see you somewhere, okay? Bye….
  • 2021-08-24多拉勒斯和他的同伙11马敦 尼布斯 达克 多拉勒斯 多拉勒斯和他的伙伴们 认真的吗seriously 你把马卖了 是的 跟我没关系 你开心吗are you excited?no! 我不开心! 谁允许你把马卖掉的? -你没说我们不能卖-它就这样走来了 多拉勒斯 -是的是的-我是说机会就这么来了 我们抓住了它 马不是用来卖的 它是一个礼物 但多勒拉斯看我们得到了什么but doralous look what we made 咔卟! 哈哈哈 我们得到了钱 多拉勒斯 钱 和放在银行里的钱一样 银行里的那种钱? 那是你的那一份 这是五个铜板 是你的五个铜板 -是多拉勒斯的五个铜板-是的 从哪儿来的? 剩下的钱里 多拉勒斯from the rest way where is the rest way we sold it twenty silver on the rest 什么剩下的钱? -我们卖了20个银币-剩下的 是的 那些钱呢?where is that 我们买了点东西where we bought something 我希望那是可以帮助多勒拉斯和他伙伴的东西I hope it is thing that can help doralous and associates -哦 它可以-哦 你… 你会喜欢它的 不 你不知道 你不会开心的 我不觉得有什么问题 不过快看看我们买了什么 咔咔 咔嘭 咔吧 嗤咔 爆炸吧cha che kakabu kakaba chekebo it is a explosion 是不是很漂亮 这特么是什么鬼 这是威陶之战啊 它就是瞎编的战争 它就是 这不是威陶那场战争 它就是 那是我 你 还有达克和米尔顿that is there is me there is you there Dark and Mirdon 那是你的剑? 那是我在杀泰坦尼斯 用剑吗the sword 呃 我也觉得是I afraid it is yeah 所以我们挣钱了so we made money 你们已经全乱花了?are you all wasted it -等等 乱花?-这不是乱花 不不不 谁乱花钱了 不 你们就是乱花钱 我们可以买东西we could bought things we bought suppliers horses 我们可以买日用品 马 还可以买画 我很抱歉 抱歉我居然参与其中 我知道达克 我都知道I know drak I know you probably never much say nothing 你可能什么都没说 没有 沃肯I did not even yield a cut 甚至都没有我的份 有什么事吗anything going on? within our reach not much however… 这附近没什么事 但是… 有一件事there is one thing 我有点犹豫要不要告诉你I am a little hesitant to tell you about itgo for it 说吧 好吧 咩咩王国…very well the man kingdom 且 不 我觉得还是别说了 继续说 那里怎么了what is going on of there 其实是安东尼打算血洗这里turns out the Ogdonias send the weapon up the whole place 其实…好像也不是一件坏事 -是的 我也这么想-不要担心 我们不能袖手旁观we cares let that happend it gonna be like things 肯定有其他的事可以做啊 就让它顺其自然吧 我们可以去帮别人 你忘了我们的初衷吗have you forgot where we above 我们要去fine all right -好吧 -这真是… -好的吧 嘿 嘿 如果我们一定要去的话 我们能顺带去一下矿工城吗 拜托了 你知道我们没有时间you know we do not have time 为什么没有why not 因为我们需要速战速决because we are trying to make the so quick things 为什么我们要去那 不 多拉勒斯 我现在有点钱 我想给我的魔杖换个水晶球 好吧 但是你快点I find but it gonna be quick 会很快的 我去了那买一个水晶球就走It will be quick 收拾一下我们出发吧let us pack up guys let us go 矿工城 嗨米尔顿 看看我这这有什么 这是个紫色的 是为你量身打造的 非常适合你 去试试吧 好的朋友们 我要去试试 -我去后面试了 -认真的吗 你们要去哪 -我们要去咩咩王国 -哦… -怎么了? -哦你 没什么… 为什么你们要去那why would you want to go there? 因为那边会有动乱 看看这个紫色的 -就是它了 -你和紫色很配 你们觉得怎么样 就像给你定做的大哥 -非常适合你 -我觉得紫色和你不搭 是的 我也这么想 你就买了吧 你还有什么let us see 好吧把紫色给我 我再看看 我在袋子里找找 然后我找到的是… 粉水晶 嘿 粉色的水晶pink snapper 好的 我要试试这个粉水晶 看看怎么样I am gonna try the pink snapper 不好说 你们最好离亚茨王远一点 他那个人很讨厌 好的 谢谢 我会试着离他远一点ok thank you I will try 你不会的 多拉勒斯 你去了那就会找亚茨王的 因为我们必须去啊cause what we have to do is that -我们要找他们领导 我们必须去 必须-那你为什么说试试 世界上有那么多问题 你非要选这一个look at the whole planet full of problems and you want to tackle this one 大家快看我的粉色水晶球hi guys check up my pink snapper I love the pink snapper 我喜欢这个粉色的 -这不重要-你什么都说好 多拉勒斯you just succed all of daralous -我真的喜欢粉色的-你全都喜欢 -和你挺搭的 赶紧买了吧-你要敢于批判 我挺喜欢的 但是有个小问题you know what I like this one but only issue it is 这个在我的魔杖上有点松 就是不太对 你懂我吗just not right you know what it means 米尔顿 我懂你在担心什么mirdon I understand your concern 我们可以提供的服务是and what we can do we can dig make really nice type of it 再挖一挖 给你找一颗合适的 真的吗really that is on me that is on me -但是要多付钱 算我的算我的-听起来不错 -这样也不错-你觉得呢 我不知道 试一试别的吧 -你说的对-我们为什么来这 我也觉得粉色对我来说有点娘 嗯 你还有什么 好吧 这个 非常珍贵 大陆上没有人有一样的this one very weir no body on the land has this -蓝紫色-哇哦 蓝紫色的this one very weir no body on the land has this 我能从你的眼神里看出来 就是它了I can see your eye this is gonna be the one 买下吧take it -好吧 我要去试了 -快去吧-我喜欢这个 多拉勒斯 你不喜欢这个店吧daralous you are not fond of shop there 对不起 这个地方真讨厌 我不想呆在这里I am sorry but this is I do not want be here 我看得出来 你想让大家都知道你不喜欢这you can tell you lay everybody know you want be here 是讨厌 因为你很消极 咩咩王国那样对你 你现在却要去找他 他们很可能现在正在被攻击 那样挺好的啊that would be a good thing 朋友们 我很喜欢这个蓝紫色 -哇哦 -太棒了yes all right 就买这个 兄弟mirdon the blue is you 我决定了 我要这个you know what I am I will buy this one -我是你的私人矿工-你就是 我就要这个了how much is this I know you ready for this 好的 我知道 听着 因为我很了解你listen beacause I know you I just a met you but I know you would like others -虽然我们才认识 但是我了解你-好吧 就这么定了physically it is over 拜托 还是有点贵 这样吧 如果我把旧的卖给你怎么样what if I also trading by -你砍价砍的有点狠 不过可以-好的 -5个银币加你的旧水晶球-成交 让我来数数all right let me 还少一点啊 多拉勒斯 可以把你的5个铜板借给我吗 怎么啦 你知道我很喜欢这个what? you know I am glad for it
  • 2021-08-24火柴人 VS 油管[序曲]♪ [opening music] ♪ [序曲]♪ [opening music] ♪ [序曲]♪ [opening music] ♪ [序曲]♪ [opening music] ♪ [序曲]♪ [opening music] ♪ [序曲]♪ [opening music] ♪ [序曲]♪ [opening music] ♪ 火柴人大战油管 [笑]啊噢 查理!>> [laughing]Aw, Charlie! 查理咬我!Charlie bit me! 哇噢 那是条完整的彩虹!>> Woah, that’s a full rainbow! 由始至终!All the way! 双条彩虹!Double rainbow! 舞蹈的演化!>> Evolution of dance! [音乐]♪[Music]♪ [摇滚乐]♪ [rock music] ♪ [吉他音]♪ [guitar sound] ♪ 男巫:我就是这样让钱翻倍的>>Wizard: This is how I double my money. 可能…会违法吧Might be illegal. 两个月没玉米煎饼 会怎么样?>>Rhett: What happens when you leave a burrito out for 2 months? 我们来聊聊吧!>>link: Let’s talk about that! [GMM主题曲 播放中]♪ [Good Mythical Morning’s opening] ♪ 播放 獾与蘑菇 #獾 獾 獾獾獾#>> Badger, badger, badger, badger, #獾 獾 獾獾獾#badger, badger, badger, badger, #獾 獾 獾獾獾#badger, badger, badger, badger,… #蘑菇蘑菇#Mushroom, mushroom! #啊 獾…#Badger– 今天用“吾吸”吸尘器吧>> Try’We-Suck Vacuums’ today. 因为我们比其他对手吸得都多Because’We Suck’ morethan any of our competitors. 嘿 大家最近咋样呀 我的名字是P…>> Hey, how’s going, bros.My name is Pew… PewDiePie>> PewDiePie. – 什么?- 拜托>> What?>> Please. – 干嘛?别闹!- 嘿 PewDiePie>> What do you want? Stop!>> Hey PewDiePie… 我在自我介绍呢!>> I’m doing my intro! [爵士乐]♪ [jazzy music] ♪ [摇滚乐]♪ [rock music] ♪ [广告]“吾吸”吸尘器[AD] We suck vacuums. [摇滚乐]♪ [rock music] ♪ [缓冲中][buffering] [咯][thud] [音乐继续]♪ [music continues] ♪ [再次缓冲][buffering again] [咯][thud] [啪][plump] [噼 啪][Thump Thump] [砰][thump] [哒哒哒][rattle] [拉列表滚动条] [慢动作][slow motion] [嘭!][thump!] [列车声][train sound] [汽车声][car sound] [声音停了][sound stops] [嘭!][plump!] [噗][thud] [啪啪啪][rat-rat-too] [噗][crash] [咚][thud] [噼啪 哔……][rat-rat-toot] [砰 啪!][wham!] [慢动作][slow motion] [打架][fighting] [咕噜咕噜][purling] [慢动作][slow motion] [哗啦啦][Splash] [呼……呼……][sough-sough] [啪][crash] [啪!][crash!] [噗……嘭][creak…pop] [真人快打主题曲]♪ [‘Motal Kombat Theme’ by Smosh] ♪ [慢动作][slow motion] [真人快打主题曲]♪ [‘Motal Kombat Theme’ by Smosh] ♪ [哒哒哒 啪啪啪 砰砰砰][rat-tat-tat] #降世的婴儿会在恶之前夕逝去#♪ A baby born will die before the sin ♪ #巧克力之雨#♪ Chocolate rain ♪ #课本说它永无法再回当初#♪ The schoolbook say it can’t be here again ♪ #巧克力之雨#♪ Chocolate rain ♪ [钢琴声伴随着打斗声]♪ [piano song with fighting sound] ♪ 生活中你所需领悟的>> Everything you need to know about life, 能从吸尘器中悟出You can learn from vacuums. 推荐 “托期” 因为生活就是且拖且前行Introducing’Drag Vacs’. Beacause life is a drag. 希望你有个美妙的周二Hope you’re having a fantastic Tuesday 欢迎回到我的脱口秀Welcome back to The Philip DeFranco Show 来吧 开始吧And let’s just jump into it. 今天要先说的是And the first thing we’re going to talk about today, 前几天一直被要求说的事one of the most requested stories of the past few days 就是 什么时候才算太远?and that is: When is it too far? 嘿 苹果!你会吐种子吗?Hey Apple! Can you spit seeds? 啥?What? 像这样![吐东西]Like this! [spitting] 嗷!Ow! -哈哈哈哈哈-你脑子有病吗?-Hahahahaha-What the heck is wrong with you? 我是橙子!I’m an orange! 别在番茄前这样做Don’t ever do that to a tomato. [啊……]>> [wail] [啪!][thwack!] [噗 嘭][crack-pop] [退出全屏] [慢动作][slow motion] [啪!][pow] 我I’m 和not 你done 还with 没you 完yet 嘿!我和你还没完Hey I’m not done with you yet [关掉弹幕][annotation closed] 拳击punch 踢击kick 上勾拳uppercut [慢动作][slow motion] 别以为老子没看到你Don’t think I don’t see you 呆在格子里stay in this box [啵-啵][pop-pop] [爆炸][explosion] [辉煌的音乐]♪ [glorious music] ♪ [爆炸][explosion] [慢动作][slow motion] 约翰: 早上好 汉克!>> John: Good morning, Hank! 现在是周二 实际上我在渡假It is Tuesday Currently me is actually on vacation 所以这个视频是我五天前录的so this video is being made by five days ago me, 希望这五天是风平浪静岁月安好的五天I hope it has been a calm and peaceful five days [慢镜小子的背景音乐][The Slow Mo Guys’ background music] [啪!][thump!] 嘿 伙计们 我是弗卢拉·博格 最近怎样?我……>> Hey guys, it’s Flula Borg. How are you? I’m- [嘭!嘭][重复中][BOOM!BOOM!][repeatedly] 伙计们 我是弗卢拉·博格 最近怎么样呀?Hey guys, it’s Flula Borg. How are you? 熊猫宝宝打喷嚏视频 [熊猫打了个喷嚏][panda sneezes] [Lunatic Tears(岛村混音)]♪ [Lunatic Tears (DJ Shimamura Remix)] ♪ [画画中][drawing] [慢动作][slow motion] [设置][settings] [狂风暴雨][raining and thunder] [关闭弹幕][annotations turned off] [雷鸣][thunder] [慢动作][slow motion] 嘿 这是Vsauce 我是迈克尔 这是……>> Hey, Vsauce, Michael here. This appears… [暂停][paused] 这是蓝色This appears blue. 我看过别人这样玩>> I’ve seen people beat this, 但我站都站不起来了but I can’t even get back on my own feet 欢迎来到“我的世界”>> Welcome to Minecraft! 耶!>> Yeah! [暂停][paused] pewdiepie在嘟囔>> PewDiePie: [unaudible] 这次我们应该会玩的不错I think you and I aregonna go well together [慢音效][slow voice] [重复Smosh的惨叫][hitting with Smosh’s Ian yell”Ah” repeatedly] [漫长的惨叫][slow”Ah”] [慢镜小子背景音乐][slow breaking with The Slow MoGuys’ background music] [刷新页面][page reloads] [身体还原][body shrinks] 完美一伙:耶!!!>> Dude Perfect: Yeahhh! [嘛咿呀嘻 嘛咿呀呼]♪ [mai-a-hee mai-a-hu] ♪ [欢呼][cheering] [怒火中烧声][fire sound] 我I’m 我现I’m feeling 我现在I’m feeling quite 我现在很I’m feeling quite angry 我现在很生I’m feeling quite angry right 我现在很生气I’m feeling quite angry right now. 嘿!Hey, 嘿!小Hey, there 嘿!小不Hey, there you 嘿!小不点Hey, there you little 嘿!小不点火柴人Hey, there you little stick figures. 到时间It’s time for 到时间去It’s time for you 到时间去死It’s time for you to 到时间去死了It’s time for you to die. [熊熊烈火][fire sound] [箭在弦上的音乐]♪ [intense music] ♪ 上传Upload [紧张激昂战曲夹杂着打斗声]♪ [intense music with fighting sounds] ♪ [水溅射声]♪ [water sprays] ♪ [音乐猛停 画面改变][music stops and page changed] [火柴人把自己上传到油管][little stick upload himself to YouTube] [添加到播放列表][add to playlist] [油管最佳视频][best video of YouTube] [战曲再起]♪ [music continues] ♪ [小电影数量+1] [机器发生故障]♪ [machine malfunction] ♪ [爆炸][explosion] [击掌………][high five] [呃…………][um………] [页面重载][page reloads] [溜了溜了][running away] [摇滚乐]♪ [rock music] ♪ [缓冲中][buffering] [结尾曲]♪ [ending music] ♪ 艾伦·贝克制作 附加动画和动画效果 音乐莎拉·艾蒂 音效斯特芬诺斯·雷克斯 乔希·坎贝尔 特别感谢在patreon上我的赞助商 此影片所涉及的油管播主: 艾伦·贝克 2017
  • 2021-08-24新来的小保姆让我很纠结P2事情是这样的 洛杉矶不下雨So here’s the thing it doesn’t rain in Los Angeles. 不确定你是否知道 但像是从未下雨Not sure if you knew that but like never. 今天这天气会下雨Today’s weather is gonna be rai-rain? 呃……不知道该说些什么了I-I don’t know what to say. 呃 我难以把控好高压力Uh I don’t handle high-pressure well. 我嘞个去FU- 所以当我录这个视频时正在下雨的这个事实So the fact that it’s raining right now as I’m recording this, 是有点不可思议is a little bit weird 让我来解释 你们当中可能有人知道Let me explain some of you might know 当我还是个孩子的时候我和我的保姆有秘密关系that when I was a kid I had a secret relationship with my babysitter 抱歉 你说啥Excuse me what 我知道这可能听起来有点怪那你看看我最近的保姆视频Yeah,I know that might sound weird you got to watch my last babysitter video 那会使你们理解It’ll make sense, 谢谢Shgurr为保姆配音Oh! And thanks to sugar for voicing the babysitter 她棒极了She’s awesome. 你们都应该知道All you really got to know 她主要是精心看管和照顾我妹妹she was mostly there to watch my little sister and heads up 这里有一个剧透 因为上一个视频的结尾以这样结束This is a spoiler for the last video ended like this 是哒 中学生Alex与一名高中生约会调情Yeah middle school Alex made out with a high schooler 记得吗 当时我说正下着雨是很疯狂的remember when I said it was crazy that it was raining out 因为故事在雨中结束because this story ends in the rain 结局太糟糕了 And the ending is just completely terrible 这不是我们这个故事的开始that’s not how we starts 所以 接下来是这个故事so here’s the story 我从学校带了一张纸条回来I just got home from school with a note. 她让她弟弟给我的 我把它拿给波比看She’d had her brother give me “你觉得里面写了什么?”“兄弟 小皮条客 我打赌里面是艳照”“What do you think it says” “My man the little pimp I bet there’s sexy pics” 不 哥们No, dude. 哥们 这是张手写的便条我敢打赌是她自己画的It’s a handwritten note bro, I bet she sketched it herself 他撕开信 意外地发现 根本没有什么照片上面写明天三点在我上班地方见He cracked it open and surprise: there was no pictures all it said was tomorrow at 3:00… meet me at work “更好了 她有麻烦了”“Even better she’s troubled” “什么 不 这不是性爱约会”“耶 兄弟 那不就是她遇见你的地方 不是吗”“What no this isn’t a booty call””Yeah, bro that’s where she met you ain’t it?” 他说的有道理 所以整个第二天He had a point so the whole next day was 都是记忆模糊的 我唯一能想起的是kind of a blur all I could think about was 找到她的月亮的最好地方the best place to find her power moons 我将永远不会忘记按下门铃的时刻因为发生了下面的事And I will never forget ringing that doorbell because this happened “我觉得我不能再和你约会了”“I don’t think I can date you anymore” “什么?”“What?” 我很震惊 因为那不是我所期待的I was devastated it was not what I was expecting. 我不知道心里什么感觉And I don’t know what came over me 因为我没有哭because I didn’t cry 我就像再也见不到她了一样我……I’m just like “I’m never gonna see her again” I uh… 等等!Wait! 我真的要走了 抱歉I really should go sorry 不敢相信我做了这件事I can’t believe I did that 好吧 你们没必要看那部分Alright you don’t need to see that part, 你知道你需要做什么吗?you know what you need to do? 你需要追求的对象是You need to make love to that “喜爱”按钮和“订阅”和……like button and subscribe and- “我 呃 我必须要考虑一下这件事 抱歉”“I uh have to think about this, sorry” 对于那天 没有遗憾To this day no regrets. 我是指 如果我没有那样做I mean if I didn’t do 对这件事她将不会再想一想that she never would have given it a second thought 不过现在还有机会But now there was still a chance. 所以接下来几天 我半激动半好奇会发生什么So the next couple days half excited half wondering what was gonna happen, 不过然后事情变得奇怪了but then it got weird “嘿 他们在嘀咕什么?”“Hey, what’s everyone whispering about?” “”一些孩子被打击了” “什么?” “某个中学生吻了一个高中生” “她有男朋友吗?”“Some kids getting beat up””What?””Yeah, some middle schooler kissed a high schooler””Has she had a boyfriend?” “他真让人恶心 我说对得吗? 波比……你们说嘞?”“Sucks to be him, am I right Bobby… anybody?” “那不酷 兄弟……我们会报仇的”“That ain’t cool, bro… we’ll get revenge” 我不擅长于脸碰拳的行动I am NOT good with face to fist action, 如果你不相信我 就去看看if you don’t believe me just watch 我制作的怎么对付恶霸的视频my how to deal with a bully story 但是波比对报仇很坚决But Bobby was dead set on revenge 然后这件事将会涉及放学后留校And it involved going to detention “哥们 我没有放学后留校过我会去是因为那个老师如此性感”“Bro I don’t even have detention. I just go cuz that teacher’s so dang sexy 所以坐在那个房间的是我和波比So sitting in that room was me, Bobby 还有几个其他的孩子和保姆的弟弟and a couple other kids and the sitter’s brother and that’s 那时我意识到波比将要做什么when I realized what Bobby was gon na do “哦 嘿 不 不 你正在写什么?嘿”“你是斯托纳的弟弟吗?”“Oh, hey- no- no. What are you writing? Hey-“”Yo studder brother” “耶……是 是 是”“把这个给你的姐姐” 就是这样 他就走了“Y- y- yes yes, yes?””Give this to your sis” And just like that he was gone 不管我说什么 波比都不告诉我纸条上写了啥 甚至在回家的时候都不说 “哥们 那个女孩很坏”No matter what I said, Bobby would not tell me what was in that note even on the walk home”That girl’s evil, bro” “不要担心” 是的 我是邪恶的甚至和我妹妹一样坏“Don’t worry about it” Yeah, I was evil almost as evil as my sister “哟 嗨……哥哥”“Well hello… brother” “离我远点 我现在不想见你” “有人在害怕么”“没有” “你想念你最爱的保姆吗?”“Get away from me. I do not need this right now””Is somebody scared?””No””Do you miss your favorite sitter?” “什么?”“What?” “她是我的保姆 我的!现在因为你的‘小事’我再也见不到她了 现在……你也不能“She was my sitter MINE. Now it’s because of your little’thing’ I can never see her again and now… neither can you.” “等一下 你做了什么?”刚好这时候 天碰巧开始下雨了“Wait what did you do?” And it’s right about then that it happened it started to rain “你知道么?哥哥”“You know what brother?” “有一些人会相信任何事情”“Some people will believe anything” “如果你悄悄地告诉他们”“If you whisper it to them” “你被骗了 兄弟” “啊 啊 波比 便签里写了什么?”“我写了 她是……”“You got played son””Shoot, shoot, shoot, Bobby what what did that- no””Uh I said, she was-“ 屏蔽五分钟之后censoredfive minutes later “但从好的方面来说 她还喜欢你”“-but on the plus side she still likes you.” “我死定了”“I am so screwed” 我只记得在雨中奔跑I just remember running through the rain 试图在她之前找到她弟弟trying to find her brother before she did. 幸好她照看孩子的房子就在我家附近Luckily the house she was sitting at was in my neighborhood “嗨喽?” “有人在么?”“Hello?””Is anybody there?” “Alex?” “Haisley女士?”“Alex?””Mrs. Haisley?” “你来这里做什么?!”“嘿 呃 你的保姆在么?”“What are you doing here?” Hey, is uh is your sitter here?” “你确定你没有跟踪我?因为我非常确定你朋友跟踪我了”“Are you sure you’re not stalking me? Because I’m pretty sure your friend is” “呃 不 我只是想见……那个保姆”“她还没来 你想要进来吗?” “好的”“Uh no, I just need to see the- the sitter””She’s not here yet. Do you want to come in?””Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah” “呃 好的 但你的朋友得留在外面”“Uh sure, but your friends staying outside” 所以我们坐在她的厨房里等So there we are sitting in her kitchen 等那个保姆出现waiting for the sitter to show up 我不知道你是否到过你老师的家里I don’t know if you’ve ever been one of your teachers houses, 但对我来说 我就像but for me I was like: “太不可思议了 我在身材火辣的老师的家里”“This is so weird i’m at the hot teachers house” 她一直保持像是在玩电脑或者做其他事情的状态Just kept like playing on her computer or something 然后还一直盯着我then staring over at me 然后重新回到她的Sqarespace网站Then going right back to working on her Squarespace website 或者其他东西另外如果你登录Squarespace.com/alexor something sidenote if you go to Squarespace.com/alex 你能在你第一次购买时节省10%的钱You can save 10 % off your first purchase, 像我老师那样自己建立一个网站build yourself up a website like my teacher. “我之前不知道建个网站这么容易 你得A了”这是没办法的事“I had no idea it was so easy to build a website you get an A.” No way around it 这是一个赞助视频This is a sponsored video 但这里面最棒的是But the cool thing about it is 我之前不想重做我的网站多亏了Squarespacethat I don’t wanted to redo my website for a while and thanks to Squarespace 我想这种情况可能会发生 我知道你正坐那里打字评论“天 Alex 被Squarespace资助了 多赞啊 哇”I think it’s gonna happen. I know you’re sitting there typing in the comments “Gee willikers Alex. That’s so neat sponsored by Squarespace, whaaat?” 没错That’s right. 没有插件 没有更新No plugins no updates. 没有补丁No patches. 永远没有Ever. 上一次我写我的网站the last time I wrote my website 我不知道怎么做 比如编码以及填充材料I didn’t know how to like code and stuff 现在我却能专注在now instead I can focus on 你们在网站上想看到什么what you guys would want on a site 所以说真的 如果你们想进我的网站So for real if you’re gonna come to my website 你们想看到什么呢?What would you want to see 在这不能了解到的关于我的东西 你们想知道什么呢?What do you want to know about me that you don’t get right here? 或者像那些已经浏览过Squarespace.com/alex.网站的Clarker一样 创建自己的网站Or to build your own website like many Clarker already have visit Squarespace.com/alex. 让我们回到原来的故事That said let’s get back to the story 出人意料地 她说:“我听说一则关于高中生和中学生的传闻 不是你 对吗?”Out of know where she says:”I heard a rumor about a high schooler and a middle schooler. That’s not you is it?” “呃 什么?” 她从桌子那边走了过来她说:“我发现年轻小伙子总是很迷人”“Uh why?” She comes over from the table and she goes:”I’ve always found young men fascinating” 好的 停下来 你知道那没有发生 我是说 可能发生在波比身上 但不是我Okay stop it. You know that didn’t happen I mean, maybe it did for Bobby not for me 但我百分百只对那个保姆感兴趣But I was a hundred percent only interested in the sitter 这就是为什么当下面的事发生时我如此心疼which is why it hurts so much when this happened “哈喽?”“Hello?” “哦 我的天”“Oh my goodness” 对于我保姆来说 那不是个太好的电话That was the not so good phone call about my babysitter 原来是由于下雨Turns out because of the rain 她出了车祸 正如你们想的 she got into a car accident and as you can imagine 这个故事还有更多的情节There’s more to the story, 我将在第三部分通通地告诉你们and I’m gon na tell you all about it in Part three. 我知道你们有多喜欢吊人胃口的情节I know how much you guys love cliffhangers 所以你们可以期待另一个视频了So you have another video to look forward to 恭喜Whovian找到了截图Congrats to Whovian for finding the screenshot 祝你们幸运 找到这个星期的截图 回倒Good luck finding this week’s screenshot scroll back, 把视频倒回去 找到那张截图然后把截图在推特发给我rewind, find it, tweet me the picture. 你们一直发消息跟我说You guys keep messaging me saying 你们想念买一得三的优惠you missed the buy one get three free sale 所以所有以前的信息都回归了So we’re bringing it back all the info 就像描述的那样 基本上 你买一个down in the description basically you pay for one 然后另外三个都是免费的and you get three more for free 不可思议!It’s amazing! 我是Alex Clark 以后见 好吗?I’m It’s Alex Clark, and I will see you somewhere ok? 拜~Bye
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  • 2021-08-24没有怪物,安全了?-反乌托邦卡通又睡不着了吗?Having trouble sleeping again? 唉……Huh… 是怪物吗Is it the monsters? 亲爱的Sweetie, 这里没有怪物there are no monsters here. 很久很久以前 有一个小女孩Once upon a time, there was a little girl. 她漂亮又聪明She was pretty and smart, 无与伦比truly exceptional. 就像你一样Just like you. 这天 这个女孩发现自己在城外Today, the girl finds herself outside of town, 睡觉时间很快就到了bed-time is fast approaching. 树影摇曳Shadows dance between the trees. 她也害怕怪物She too is scared of monsters. 她开始奔跑She starts running. 一定是怪物 她想A monster, she thinks. 她乞求家人 乞求回家 乞求安全She begs for her family, for home, for safety. 这个女孩很害怕也很孤独The girl is scared and alone. 突然一切都消失了But just as all seems lost. 她得救了She is saved. 城市的守护人来了The Handy men have come. 这个无与伦比的女孩被送回了家The exceptional girl has made it home, 随之怪物消失了and the monster is gone. 因为这里没有怪物 Autodale没有怪物 亲爱的For there are no monsters here, not in Autodale, sweetie. 我们在这里很安全We are safe here. 你懂了吗Do you understand? 禁止入内 过得愉快KEEP OUTHave a nice day! 丑陋UGLY 无与伦比EXCEPTIONAL 你在这里很安全 亲爱的You are safe here, sweetie. 现在 去睡觉吧Now, go to sleep. 你真的无与伦比You are truly exceptional. Autodale需要更多像你这样的孩子Autodale needs more children like you. 如此聪明美丽So smart and so pretty. 你会远离你的怪物You will run from your monster, 你会吗 亲爱的will you, sweetie? 我们坐的舒服吗Are we sitting comfortably? 好Good 欢迎 Autodale的居民来到PSAWelcome, citizens of Autodale to this PSA. 孩子们 看看房间吧Children, look around the room. 看看你的父亲 在辛苦一天后 他喜欢看报纸 并把脚翘起来Look at your father, he likes to read the newspaper and kick his feet up after a hard day’s work…
  • 2021-08-24火柴人:重新发现之我的世界伸个懒腰!啊!舒坦!Stretch x2 Swish Tap 嗯嗯嗯???*Looks at ground* 《我的世界》呢?(Where did Minecraft go?) 我想想看……(Let me flashback) 回忆*flashback* 回忆*flashback* 哦(oh) 呃…(Hm) 思考中…*Thinks* 有主意了*Gets Idea* 应用…*Looks at Apps* 滚动条…*Looks at Scroller* 往下翻*Scroll* 点击*Click* 停*Stops* 找找*Trying to find Minecraft* 点击*Click* 再翻*Scroll* 再想想*Thinks Again* 想想*Thinks Again* 还得找*Still Trying to find Minecraft* 向上看*Looks Up* 看看周围*Turns Around* 哦~:O 找到啦*Found Minecraft* 嘿哟~*Climbs* 到啦*Stop* 没人吧?*Looks for Others* 没有*More Looking* 嘿嘿*Stop* 啦啦啦~*Gets Minecraft* 瞧瞧嘿!*Looks at Inventory* 走咯*Decides to Leave* 啦啦啦~*Leaves* 嘿呀!*Scroll* 帅*Lands* 关闭!*Click* 看我…*Wants to place block* 呀呀,来人了*Friends come* 歹势(Oh No) 有啦!(Got it) 嘿 兄弟们(Hey Guys) 哈喽!(Wave Back) 哈喽(尴尬)(Awkwardly Waves Back) 哇 那是啥?*Sees Inventory* 诶……*Thinks* 完美~*Drops Minecraft on floor* 嘿嘿……*Stands in front of Minecraft* 纳尼?*Strangely Replies Back* 咋不见了?*Others think* 咋回事儿?*Hesitated* 一脸懵逼*Confused* 母鸡啊*Scratch* 唉 算了*Decides to Reveal* 看吧*Shows others…* 《我的世界》*Minecraft* 纳尼?!WHAT?!?!?!? 炒鸡冻*EXTREMELY EXCITED* 给我给我!*All Jump* 停*Stops Them* 我有个主意*Gets Idea* 大家退后*Everyone Backs Off* 瞧好了*Shows Everyone Idea* 铛铛*Shows* 我先拿点儿……*Takes Blocks Needs* 嘿!*Throws on the floor* 看着啊*Tells Everyone Else* 嗯嗯*Agree* 继续……*Starts to Continue* 走着……*Gets Blocks Needs* 小绿拿着*Tells Green to Hold* 好嘞*Green Walks Up* 我收拾一下*Orange Gets Stuff* 嘿嘿

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